5 days on Twitter and I have yet to discern it's purpose. #WhatIsThePoint ???

Have a feeling these next few games may be hard to watch, unless the lakers have recruited Jesus to play center. #lakeshow #Oyvey

“@SquatchFacts: Underneath their thick pelts Sasquatches almost always wear cut-off jean shorts. #FindingBigfoot” never-nudes! I love this

I guess I should tell you guys to go see 'This is 40' while it's still in theaters. @JuddApatow made a really funny movie. Promise.

“@XSTROLOGY: #Taurus appreciate the smaller things in life.”...not always 🙈🙉🙊

“@RonTerrell: @meganfox A drink coaster with Boba Fett on it?” Yes! You're the only one that answered correctly!🌟

Who can tell me who I'm holding in this picture? http://t.co/7z3YphXj

So while everyone else lived in the 80s my family was living in the Wild West??Do you have embarrassing family photos? http://t.co/9IM5oK34

:(

I still miss Matt Barnes. He is ferocious.

Countdown. Less than 1 hour to go #BattleLA #LakerNation. Bets?

The antisocial has become social #mambatweets

Is it cool or embarrassing to own a life size R2D2? It's cool right?...Right?! http://t.co/klaMNOLL

Hello twitter. How is everyones day going? 7:30am and we've watched 'A Bugs Life' twice...so mine has been action packed as per usual.

I'm incredibly late to the party but I'm here nonetheless, so what now?