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Seattle's city council approved a plan to redevelop KeyArena, so its chances of luring an NHL franchise look brighter. Are you ready for the Seattle Sasquatch? Our writers offer some name suggestio...
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Held on odd years, the highlight of the Sasquatch Olympic Games is a potato sack race across the Bering Land Bridge. #FindingBigfoot
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Recent reports indicate a small pack of Burmese Sasquatches were responsible for crippling North Korea's Internet. #FindingBigfoot
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Sasquatches consider Emoji racist, and have boycotted it, since there are no Sasquatch characters. #FindingBigfoot
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Often feared in nature, the honey badger was actually domesticated by the N'ktun Sasquatch colony in 1407 BC.#FindingBigfoot
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Surprisingly, the number of Colorado Sasquatch sightings has increased by exactly 420% since the legalization of marijuana. #FindingBigfoot
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Louisiana Sasquatches are known to raid gator nests for eggs to use in egg salad. #FindingBigfoot
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Chiropractors are not recognized as medical professionals in the Sasquatch community, but psychiatrists are. #FindingBigfoot
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#AltonBrownLive Did you know that the Sasquatch's favorite entree is Duck Confit? http://t.co/fB0Zsmwjg8
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The average Sasquatch penis is 14 inches long. #FindingBigfoot
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Sasquatches do not get appendicitis, because they have no appendix. #FindingBigfoot
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Sasquatches are generally solitary hunters, but one would never turn down the opportunity to enjoy a large picnic. #FindingBigfoot
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Underneath their thick pelts Sasquatches almost always wear cut-off jean shorts. #FindingBigfoot #nevernudes
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Scientists believe Sasquatches should be treated as "people" with their rights. Unlike many animals, they are self-aware. #FindingBigfoot
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The "Hokey Pokey" is loosely based on an ancient Sasquatch burial ritual. #FindingBigfoot
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Sasquatches do agree that Michael Crabtree is "just mediocre". #RichardSherman #FindingBigfoot
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The preferred writing instrument of Sasquatches are the large recyclable pencils seen in many kindergarten classrooms. #FindingBigfoot
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86% of the time you are awakened from a deep sleep, it is because a Sasquatch is watching you. #FindingBigfoot
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