Hiiiii I’m selling 11x14 glossy prints of my drawings for 40 dollars including delivery (45 if you live really far) sorry the price is so high im broke AF and delivery is a bitch dm me if you’re interested!

he’s so kind with it

The Lobster misses many individuals.

You’re Face to Face. With The Man Who Sold The World

I’m such a slut

Whenever I get lonely I hallucinate Shoshanna from Girls

COCKTOBER is in full swing

I don’t give a fuck if you were attacked by dogs!!!

Hate when people get all up their ass about aggressive dogs. They’re genetically wolves. Not their fault they don’t want to sit on your sofa licking your fucking feet while you watch modern family

I hit a weed pen I found on the ground

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Dick Van Dyke, who is turning 100 this December, thinks “it would be funny” if he didn't make it to December. Source: 🔗 https://t.co/RFNsAqitND

"A crooked tree lives its own life, but a straight tree is turned into wood." —Chinese Proverb

I wanna be gay

I keep an unused condom next to my bed so people think I have a lot of sex

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I had a dream there was a lobster in my house yesterday and whenever I talked about moving it someone would say “be careful with his heart. His heart could stop beating if you move him wrong”

Ultimately it was a hard choice but I did what I had to do..

I am reading Watership Down

Tumblr porn gifs that were in black and white were super misleading. Imagine my surprise when I had sex for the first time and it was in color

Having so much fun today