I watch this vine 34 times every hour of every day!

Being knackered from another full day of pretending you have the slightest clue what you're doing

"What's he called? Oh you know... whatshisname... Always wearing shoes... Went out with so-and-so's mate... You must know..."

This low carb diet is killing me but wow do I feel the difference

http://t.co/3UD0CbdxPE

http://t.co/ODZSOX4XbJ

Pockets getting stuck on doors. #TallPeopleProblems

This eating nothing but a slice of bread a day thing is pissing me off, I would like to not be ill now please

Imagine how happy everything would be if everybody shared the same opinion