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@MegBalch
Meg
6 years
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@MegBalch
Meg
6 years
Maybe it’s just me, but a freshly cleaned house is an aphrodisiac
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@MegBalch
Meg
6 years
I haven’t done anything drastic during quarantine other than lowering my standards, which were already pretty low to begin with....
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@rmnb
RMNB
6 years
Excited Nationals fan, Dr. Anthony Fauci, does interview with Ryan Zimmerman: "I’ve been a fan of yours since you got out of UVA"
russianmachineneverbreaks.com
Two weeks after revealing himself to be a big Washington Nationals fan, Dr. Anthony Fauci, the director of the National Institute of…
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@MegBalch
Meg
6 years
I hope one day when someone sees me running they think “Wow, she’s crushing it!” Instead of “Does she need CPR?” Spoiler: today was not that day
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@MegBalch
Meg
6 years
How/WHY do people go walking in jeans?? I’m chaffing just looking at you
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@MegBalch
Meg
6 years
You know you watched too many horror movies growing up when you wash your face at Olympic speed so the demon in the mirror can’t get ya when your eyes are closed. #jesustakethewheel #nottodaysatan
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@MegBalch
Meg
6 years
Anyone else fantasize about how hot they’re going to be in a bikini this summer while simultaneously slamming their 3rd glass of wine and brushing crumbs off their shirt....cause, same. #yourenotalone
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@MegBalch
Meg
6 years
My dog has been in my bedroom since dinner...not sleeping...just lounging. Guess he needed some alone time aka space from me. Quarantine is going well....#week7
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@MegBalch
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6 years
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@MegBalch
Meg
8 years
I have no idea how to Twitter......#shitmillennial
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@washingtonpost
The Washington Post
13 years
#BREAKINGNEWS RT @AP BREAKING: #NHL locks out players as labor pact expires; second work stoppage since 2004
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@MensHumor
Men's Humor
14 years
If the Olympics were more like the Hunger Games I think I'd probably watch more of it.
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@MegBalch
Meg
14 years
"@MensHumor: Go ahead and play "hard to get"...I'll be over here playing "don't give a shit""
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@MegBalch
Meg
14 years
"@MensHumor: Pretty much all of the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive, fattening or married to someone else." Amen!
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@MensHumor
Men's Humor
14 years
Obesity doesn't run in your family... it's obvious nobody runs in your family.
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@MensHumor
Men's Humor
14 years
#ThatAwkwardMoment when your sarcasm is so advanced, people actually think you are stupid.
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@MegBalch
Meg
14 years
"@WomensHumor: 'College me' took over on Saturday night. 'Work me' is really pissed to still be hungover 36 hrs later #ThatBitch @erinbergie
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@MegBalch
Meg
14 years
@renaechanson @erinbergie Easy...I taught her all my secrets. #Bestfriendduties #suchagoodfriend
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@LilTunechi
Lil Wayne WEEZY F
14 years
Let's go Caps!!!!! Vech go to work!
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