Meg
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I haven’t done anything drastic during quarantine other than lowering my standards, which were already pretty low to begin with....
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Excited Nationals fan, Dr. Anthony Fauci, does interview with Ryan Zimmerman: "I’ve been a fan of yours since you got out of UVA"
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Two weeks after revealing himself to be a big Washington Nationals fan, Dr. Anthony Fauci, the director of the National Institute of…
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I hope one day when someone sees me running they think “Wow, she’s crushing it!” Instead of “Does she need CPR?” Spoiler: today was not that day
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How/WHY do people go walking in jeans?? I’m chaffing just looking at you
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You know you watched too many horror movies growing up when you wash your face at Olympic speed so the demon in the mirror can’t get ya when your eyes are closed. #jesustakethewheel #nottodaysatan
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Anyone else fantasize about how hot they’re going to be in a bikini this summer while simultaneously slamming their 3rd glass of wine and brushing crumbs off their shirt....cause, same. #yourenotalone
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#BREAKINGNEWS RT @AP BREAKING: #NHL locks out players as labor pact expires; second work stoppage since 2004
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If the Olympics were more like the Hunger Games I think I'd probably watch more of it.
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"@MensHumor: Go ahead and play "hard to get"...I'll be over here playing "don't give a shit""
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"@MensHumor: Pretty much all of the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive, fattening or married to someone else." Amen!
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Obesity doesn't run in your family... it's obvious nobody runs in your family.
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#ThatAwkwardMoment when your sarcasm is so advanced, people actually think you are stupid.
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"@WomensHumor: 'College me' took over on Saturday night. 'Work me' is really pissed to still be hungover 36 hrs later #ThatBitch @erinbergie
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