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@MceeMichael
GM Michael Chibuzo ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ
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In Nigeria today, very bad men have guns. In Nigeria today, very foolish people own guns. How then can you say that guns should not be legalized so that the few of us who are sane can own guns? Your policemen and EFCC do not respect citizens because guns have not been legalized
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@NigeriaStories
Nigeria Stories
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JUST IN: Nigerian Whistleblower, Nnamdi Emeh, Wins Global Prize While Behind Bars for Exposing Police Organ Trafficking Ring. Nnamdi Emeh, a 26-year-old who remains imprisoned despite a court order granting him bail.
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@CarlHigbie
Carl Higbie
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Billionaires are billionaires cause they are good at making money, no matter whoโ€™s in office. Letโ€™s talk about why YOU are so wealthy Bernie. You produce NOTHING.
@BernieSanders
Bernie Sanders
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Since Trump was elected: Mark Zuckerberg got $25 billion richer Jeff Bezos got $36 billion richer Larry Ellison got $78 billion richer Elon Musk got $187 billion richer Meanwhile, 60% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck, food & housing costs soar and AI is killing jobs.
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@qm_ginika
nika, the sun goddess ๐ŸŒ…๐Ÿซฆโœจ
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I'm sorry but seeing "Burna boy" and "empty chairs" side by side made me laugh so hard๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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@aushamaki
Usman Shamaki
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The fact that the IG can issue a directive and it can be potentially disregarded to the point where the IG has to instruct an AIG to go to the airport to ensure compliance with the directive like a hall monitor, tells you that the chain of command in the Nigerian Police Force has
@thecableng
TheCable
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โ€œThe IG ordered the AIG, SPU, to go to the Abuja airport and station his men there, and arrest any police officer found escorting VIPs. He gave the same order to the commissioner of police in Lagos state to go to the airport and arrest any police officer escorting VIPs. Thatโ€™s
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@asemota
Osaretin Victor Asemota
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@TMZ
TMZ
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Burna Boy had his emotions spiked after hearing about the mass shooting that destroyed a 2-year-old's birthday party last weekend in Stockton, California and now he's stepping up for all 4 of the deceased victims. ๐Ÿ™ Here's how: https://t.co/GFxWcBAgmA
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@KeithWoodsYT
Keith Woods
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For my money, the greatest Trump monologue of all time. https://t.co/RH45DKijh5
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@Thebestfigen
The Best
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She's filming her best friend, who can't see anything at all without her glasses, sitting at the wrong table.
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@NigeriaStories
Nigeria Stories
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I went to social media, and I was shocked with the response to my nomination as Minister of Defence, I canโ€™t afford to fail myself, my family and Nigerians ~ General Christopher Musa says
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@jimNjue_
jim Njue
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Somalis in America vow to Fight Trump
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@jimNjue_
jim Njue
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All over sudden, theyโ€™re not Arabs anymore. They are black. Who would have thought.
@jimNjue_
jim Njue
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Somalis in America vow to Fight Trump
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@it_unprofession
IT Unprofessional
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Last month my intern asked for help with a Kubernetes error. He was stuck on a YAML file. He looked desperate. I make $275,000 a year. I haven't written a line of code since 2017. I don't even know what a "pod" is. But I didn't tell him that. I leaned back in my Herman
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@elonmusk
Elon Musk
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The far left imported voters to gain power and it worked
@GuntherEagleman
Gunther Eaglemanโ„ข
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True.
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@DailyLoud
Daily Loud
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Founder of assisted suicide clinic Dignitas ends his life days before 93rd birthday
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@_E_vonn
๐’ด๐“‹๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐“ƒ๐‘’ ๐“ข๐“ท๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐“ฎ๐“ป ๐“น๐“ต๐“พ๐“ฐ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ๐Ÿ˜Œ
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FairMoney gives you 2,300,000 for 10,000,000 in a year with their Fairlock Not an ad, just adding to this.
@Msmenalicious
The hair plug
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For Bamboo app users, If you lock N10,000,000 in treasury bills for 1 year, you will get N1,605,658z If you lock N5,000,000 in treasury bills for 1 year, you will get N802,829. If you lock N3,000,000 in treasury bills for 1 year, you will get N481,697 If you lock N1,000,000
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@YesItsBash
๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธASH-AAR๐Ÿ”ž
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If you donโ€™t chase this guy away or caution him heโ€™ll ruin your business. Wtf is the point of coming to watch a ball live when youโ€™ll be checking an app to see if they scored a few seconds earlier?
@0xYinka
Olayinka Post
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When Sporty updates like 8secs before DStv... very annoying tech ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ˜” I always tell @CitiLounge customers not to announce but what can I do? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@Morris_Monye
Morris Monye
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Everyone should stay in one place this period. Itโ€™s not worth that travel.
@ifetemini
Grace (omo'badan)
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You could tell everyone in the bus already saw their death. ๐Ÿ˜ญ No one should be traveling by road this period. No where is safe.
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@TheresaArueyin1
Immortal Tessy
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A minister said to his congregation, "Next week I'll be preaching about the sin of lying. To prepare, I'd like everyone to read Mark chapter 17." The next Sunday, he asked, "Who read Mark 17 as I asked?" Every hand went into the air. The minister grinned and said, "Mark only
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@fisayosoyombo
'Fisayo Soyombo
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On Nov 29, 2024 โ€” exactly one year ago โ€” when the Nigerian army announced my arrest at a crude oil bunkering site, nearly everyone thought the story was โ€œdeadโ€. Only that the story is alive, and now you will read it. My next undercover investigation for @fijnigeria is ready.
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@ifetemini
Grace (omo'badan)
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You could tell everyone in the bus already saw their death. ๐Ÿ˜ญ No one should be traveling by road this period. No where is safe.
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@bigjikada0
Big Jikada๐Ÿ
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Omo! I can't cope again. I'm going back to my Nigerian women abeg. I say I should try YT women, relationship isn't even to 3 weeks, she has booked us for therapy because her dog has refused to eat. Say na maybe because we are bad dog parents. I'm not a father to a dog pls๐Ÿ˜ 
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