GM Michael Chibuzo ๐ณ๐ฌ
@MceeMichael
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I love @NOIweala | Interested in the world of data| Excel| SQL| Python| NOTE: GM (not by FIDE but by God)
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In Nigeria today, very bad men have guns. In Nigeria today, very foolish people own guns. How then can you say that guns should not be legalized so that the few of us who are sane can own guns? Your policemen and EFCC do not respect citizens because guns have not been legalized
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JUST IN: Nigerian Whistleblower, Nnamdi Emeh, Wins Global Prize While Behind Bars for Exposing Police Organ Trafficking Ring. Nnamdi Emeh, a 26-year-old who remains imprisoned despite a court order granting him bail.
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Billionaires are billionaires cause they are good at making money, no matter whoโs in office. Letโs talk about why YOU are so wealthy Bernie. You produce NOTHING.
Since Trump was elected: Mark Zuckerberg got $25 billion richer Jeff Bezos got $36 billion richer Larry Ellison got $78 billion richer Elon Musk got $187 billion richer Meanwhile, 60% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck, food & housing costs soar and AI is killing jobs.
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I'm sorry but seeing "Burna boy" and "empty chairs" side by side made me laugh so hard๐ญ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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The fact that the IG can issue a directive and it can be potentially disregarded to the point where the IG has to instruct an AIG to go to the airport to ensure compliance with the directive like a hall monitor, tells you that the chain of command in the Nigerian Police Force has
โThe IG ordered the AIG, SPU, to go to the Abuja airport and station his men there, and arrest any police officer found escorting VIPs. He gave the same order to the commissioner of police in Lagos state to go to the airport and arrest any police officer escorting VIPs. Thatโs
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Burna Boy had his emotions spiked after hearing about the mass shooting that destroyed a 2-year-old's birthday party last weekend in Stockton, California and now he's stepping up for all 4 of the deceased victims. ๐ Here's how: https://t.co/GFxWcBAgmA
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She's filming her best friend, who can't see anything at all without her glasses, sitting at the wrong table.
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I went to social media, and I was shocked with the response to my nomination as Minister of Defence, I canโt afford to fail myself, my family and Nigerians ~ General Christopher Musa says
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Last month my intern asked for help with a Kubernetes error. He was stuck on a YAML file. He looked desperate. I make $275,000 a year. I haven't written a line of code since 2017. I don't even know what a "pod" is. But I didn't tell him that. I leaned back in my Herman
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The far left imported voters to gain power and it worked
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Founder of assisted suicide clinic Dignitas ends his life days before 93rd birthday
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FairMoney gives you 2,300,000 for 10,000,000 in a year with their Fairlock Not an ad, just adding to this.
For Bamboo app users, If you lock N10,000,000 in treasury bills for 1 year, you will get N1,605,658z If you lock N5,000,000 in treasury bills for 1 year, you will get N802,829. If you lock N3,000,000 in treasury bills for 1 year, you will get N481,697 If you lock N1,000,000
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If you donโt chase this guy away or caution him heโll ruin your business. Wtf is the point of coming to watch a ball live when youโll be checking an app to see if they scored a few seconds earlier?
When Sporty updates like 8secs before DStv... very annoying tech ๐คฆ๐พ๐ I always tell @CitiLounge customers not to announce but what can I do? ๐๐
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A minister said to his congregation, "Next week I'll be preaching about the sin of lying. To prepare, I'd like everyone to read Mark chapter 17." The next Sunday, he asked, "Who read Mark 17 as I asked?" Every hand went into the air. The minister grinned and said, "Mark only
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On Nov 29, 2024 โ exactly one year ago โ when the Nigerian army announced my arrest at a crude oil bunkering site, nearly everyone thought the story was โdeadโ. Only that the story is alive, and now you will read it. My next undercover investigation for @fijnigeria is ready.
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You could tell everyone in the bus already saw their death. ๐ญ No one should be traveling by road this period. No where is safe.
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Omo! I can't cope again. I'm going back to my Nigerian women abeg. I say I should try YT women, relationship isn't even to 3 weeks, she has booked us for therapy because her dog has refused to eat. Say na maybe because we are bad dog parents. I'm not a father to a dog pls๐
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