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Exactly... We either unite and get the job done or we fragment and fail the future generations by prolonging the life of this undemocratic, involuntary and discriminatory 'Union' of unequals.
I don’t care if you’re SNP, Alba, ISP, Greens, SSP, wether you’re apart of Common Wheel, Salvo, BiS or none at all. If you support our countries sovereignty I will stand beside you to achieve that goal, I might disagree on other things but independence is bigger than all of it.🏴
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Only Joe Hart pished in Croatia after attending Juranovic's wedding earlier that day... Singing Celtic songs in the streets AGAIN!
He'll be getting a season ticket next for next year at this rate.
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It's embarrassing going on live TV and just blatantly lying... it doesn't do their case any favours.
The first two videos show the captain and manager barefaced lying.
The third video shows the truth, narrated by none other than Mr Kris Boyd of all people 😂
#huntears
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According to
@ScotlandSky
the bragging rights will ..."Spend the summer at Ibrox"...
Are Celtic not going for the 'World Record' 8th domestic treble in 3 weeks time then?
Didn't Celtic put the Ibrox club out of the two cups?
Trophies = Bragging rights👍
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If today's events haven't changed your mind one single bit and you're still 100% behind Scottish Independence like me...
Give this a re'tweet.
Quote tweet it on your page.
Give this tweet a like.
And... FFS Give me a follow, let us drown out these 'YOONS' and their noise.
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The only time I noticed 'Barbie' was even playing today is when he was getting humiliated, bullied and overpowered by Matt O'Riley, Daizen Maeda and Odin Holm...
Sevco fans genuinely think 'Barbie' is their best player too 😂
He wouldn't make it off the bench for Celtic.
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Friendly reminder that Shaun Rooney won the same amount of major trophies (2) in one season, as James Tavernier has won in 8 years in Scottish Football.
Friendly reminder that James Tavernier is the only player to feature in the PFA Team of the Year in 5 consecutive seasons.
“Not good enough” 😂😂
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Celtic have never been financially more better off than they are just now, It's time to purchase a permanent advantage in 🏴 Football and invest in Celtic Park.
Celtic Park with 85k tickets sold would create an unassailable advantage on and off the park.
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This image epitomises what's currently wrong at our club... The Tory is wined and dined by Celtic, while the fans that organise charity food drives to mitigate the cruel 'Tory' policies are banned and are treated to a one finger salute by the Tory on his way in.
#FucktheTories
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Even
@SkySportsNews
are trying to rewrite history...
According to them:
..."Rangers weren't in the top division in all the seasons Brendan Rodgers was there"...
The TV broadcaster of Scottish football and they really haven't got a clue, they show nothing but contempt for us.
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There's only two options when you enter a voting booth in Scotland...
Vote for Scotland
or
Vote for Unionism
A Constituency vote for anyone other than SNP is a direct or indirect vote for the British Union, Westminster and acceptance that Scottish votes are meaningless.
Emily Thornberry MP-
"I Hate the SNP"
The voice of British Labour.
Bearing in mind the SNP are overwhelmingly democratically elected by the 🏴 people, Emily is essentially declaring a hatred for OUR democratic choices, it's an accusation that we don't know what we vote for.
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The UK has the highest 'Average Energy Costs' across Europe and Scotland has the highest 'Energy Costs' within the UK.
Despite Scotland creating 5x more energy than Scotland needs... We in Scotland pay the highest in Europe for our energy.
What if England paid us for it?
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I don't care who the SNP leader/First Minister is or who votes 'No Confidence' at Holyrood.
I'll continue to vote SNP regardless, because a vote for any other party is a direct or indirect vote for the 'Union'... It's the only way to let everyone know we're STILL YES.
The Scottish Greens will not support Scotland's first minister in a confidence vote next week after they were sacked as government ministers earlier today.
Sky's Scotland correspondent
@ConnorGillies
reports with the latest.
🔗
📺 Sky 501 and YouTube
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Celtic are set to make 500k+ just from 🏴 call ups for EURO24.
Ralston
Taylor
McGregor
Forrest
Each player earns their club £140k... That's £560k total to Celtic and will rise IF 🏴 progress.
P.S. Sevco will receive £0 (ZERO)
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Even in the SWPL, the refereeing and commentary is bitter and biased.
Apparently this a foul to the Sevco Women... The girl then lay down for 3 minutes and Celtic scored an equaliser in the 99th minute anyway. 😂
The SKY commentator saying it was a foul though. 😳
BLATANT!
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In over 150 years of 🏴 football, there has only been ONE 'Invincible Treble' and I had the pleasure and pure elation of being 25 yards away behind the very goal at Hampden when Big Tam scored 'The Goal'.
Happy retirement
@Tom_Rogic
..."We've seen things they'll never see"...
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Congratulations
@CelticFC
on winning the Scottish Cup.
The generation of domination continues.
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This is the 'Marquee Experience' at Ibrox tomorrow before the game apparently...
I just thought there had been a police incident outside a job centre.
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This is why Celtic are the most successful team in the history of football... to win the trophies we've won against all odds, in a sectarian country, its nothing short of incredible.
(Only need to look at Rugby Park 2 weeks ago to see that bias is still thriving in 🏴 football)
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A new PM and a new King in the same week... Neither of which Scotland voted for or had any say in selection.
The Union and Monarchy in Scotland is clearly reaching it's natural conclusion as people start to wake up to this whole charade.
The people in Scotland are sovereign.
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Serious question...
When was the last time a team playing out of Ibrox won a normal top flight title and it wasn't in anyway linked to tax avoidance, a dodgy bank overdraft or a global pandemic?
When did they just last win the league because they were the better team?
80s?
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On the 4th of July...
You only have 2 options in the voting booth if you live in Scotland;
'SNP'
or
'Unionism'
A Vote for any party other than the 'SNP' at Westminster is a direct or indirect vote for the 'Union' and a vote for the RED or BLUE Tories.
CHOOSE SCOTLAND!
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@dkt65
@nats_tired
A Dundee Hibernian fan?
You're absolutely entitled to your opinion, however republicanism is an absolute legitimate political position to hold and forcing people to mourn is only going to ramp up the republican feeling.
The banner was anti monarchy as a whole.
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Congratulations to
@BrentfordFC
for winning the 'Bragging Rights' over Manchester City...
City might win a historic treble and become European Champions, but they'll be distraught that Brentford have the 'Bragging Rights'.
City must do better!
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Hibs playing away in Switzerland representing Scotland...
The Hibs fans had ten (10) flags proudly on display in the away end and 50% of them are 'Butchers Aprons'.
EMBARRASSING!
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You canny beat a bit of 'Hun' revisionism for a good laugh.
Gerrard couldn't beat Hamilton Accies at home, just weeks before the Covid19 lockdown saved his job...
If he'd stayed here & added to his 1 Title he'd have been in real contention for that Post-Klopp Liverpool Vacancy
Aston Villa was the right club for the wrong person & 18months more at us would have been the pathway to a chance he'll never get now
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They're already rueing the decades of missed opportunity to wring us dry of OUR water.
Scottish water is 100% Scottish Government owned...
NOT privatised like in England.
Time we stopped subsidising the Westminster circus before all 🏴 natural resources are truly pillaged.
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Fabio Silva dived the whole game and instead of being punished for cheating, he got rewarded and that was the pivotal moment in the match for me... Beaton got Sevco a draw and even a draw is a loss at Ibrox for Sevco.
Advantage Celtic SPFL 🏆
As it stands currently...
Before a ball is kicked on Sunday, Sevco are a very slight fav. for the SPFL🏆
A Sevco win on Sunday will make them odds on fav. for the SPFL🏆
A Draw makes Celtic slight fav. for the SPFL🏆
An away win makes Celtic odds on fav. for the SPFL🏆
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The Brendan Rodgers vs Green Brigade thread...
At the time of posting this, the GB post has 4.7m views and only 1,240 likes (around 1 ♥ per 3,800 views). That seems very telling and evidences overwhelming opposition to their stance in my opinion.
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I've never in my entire life watched a 'Kings' or 'Queens' speech on any day of the year, let alone on Christmas day...
That certainly won't change today.
Merry Christmas ya filthy animals and f*ck the huns.
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At what point does a civilised society intervene and help these poor delusional b*starts?
This is an illness, they need professional assistance...
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Celtic only have two away games from last 6 (Killie, St Mirren)...
While Sevco have 5 away games from last 7 (Dundee. Ross County, Celtic, Hearts and likely Hibs)
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Regardless of what may or may not happen for the rest of the time human life exists on earth... Rangers dying in 2012 will never not be hilarious 😂
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@jackbeckett72
I think you'll find the bottom right is where the Sevco fans were located in the past... its a fitting tribute designing it as a 'circus tent' as your club is followed by clowns 🤡
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Is it time for
@theSNP
to 'Abstain' from taking part in the Westminster pantomime?
Walk out and start their General Election/Defacto Indy campaign right now with the clear intention of winning a majority of seats and NEVER returning to that shit show charade of a parliament.
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As its Friday the 13th...
Sevco are searching for their 13th permanent/temporary managerial appointment in the space of just under 9 years (*8 Years and 10 Months).
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@barneybh0y76
@HamptonCaught
@fourteenin72
@saintmirrenfc
@ScottishFA
@spfl
Don't confuse his narrative, he's trying to arrive at another point altogether. He doesn't need you throwing conflicting facts in to the mix. Can you not just leave him to wallow in his own little offended 'Snowflake' world.
As of last Thursday👇
Free speech❌️
Censorship✅️
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@Scotcraig833
@Official_T4O
Simple... I'll respond for him, he wants to live in a subservient country whereby nothing is questioned and free speech only exists for one side of any one argument.
They're just a bunch woke snowflakes masquerading as free speech warriors and asking for censorship, confused.
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Emily Thornberry MP-
"I Hate the SNP"
The voice of British Labour.
Bearing in mind the SNP are overwhelmingly democratically elected by the 🏴 people, Emily is essentially declaring a hatred for OUR democratic choices, it's an accusation that we don't know what we vote for.
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I'm struggling to muster up any motivation to nominate or even vote for any of them... By default Humza is winning because the other two have bigger red flags.
Having said that, regardless who wins, I'll still pay my membership fee and vote SNP...
The alternative is Unionism.
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@Effiedeans
@A82209391
You're using the abuse of children in order to point score on an irrelevant anonymous social media app... Child Abuse is absolutely abhorrent and perpetrators should be hung, but using the issue to make cheap points is also abhorrent, you've found your level.
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You can't have full culpability, without full autonomy. Holding the SNP/GREENS fully responsible for the problems in wider society is unjust, until our government has all the levers of power, we can't change direction and become the country the people want and need.
#indyref2
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The highest earners in Scotland are asked to pay a little extra in their taxes so that the poorest people in the country can get a leg up in life.
If this idea appalls you, then don't let the door smack your arse on the way out.
Our country will be richer without you.
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As an SNP member, I couldn't endorse Ash Regan to be the leader of my party or FM of the country...
I couldn't endorse anyone that welcomed and celebrated Tory Westminster interference in our democratically elected parliament.
#section35
#section30
#subservience
I am announcing my candidacy to be the next leader of the Scottish National Party. I will reinvigorate the party, give power to the members and take our party on to further success. Independence - nothing less.
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They literally watched their club die and their new club win 2 🏆 in 11 years.
Of course they need to celebrate stuff like Indyref 'NO', Brexit and NS resigning.they've not had much else to shout about.
They probably celebrate a shite in the morning if its solid and not runny.
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@Scotcraig833
@AtaDivision
We're supposed to feel shame because a renowned nazi supporting football club paid tribute to a dead woman who grew up in a nazi supporting household... Somehow its shameful that we're calling it out instead of taking part in the pantomime.
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@DanMcC1990
Well done to The Rangers 2012 for being the first club to get two versions of its team into the Champions League... There I fixed that for you ✅
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@duncs1872
Oh that would be good... you could put that in the trophy cabinet beside the petrol tank cup (if Morelos isn't eating coco pops out of it) and the 2 (two) major trophies The Rangers 2012 have won over the last 12 seasons.
Side note: our disco lights are nearly as old as TRFC2012
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@Rae_Boy
The people keep voting SNP...
Support keeps rising for Independence...
The only thing laughable is the Unionist desperation, and the only thing coming to an end is your precious Union.
We just don't know if it will be an Independent Scotland or United Ireland that comes first.
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@citizentommy
Independence is my priority too Tommy and I absolutely get where you're coming from, however Independence isn't on the ballot paper unfortunately... But retention of Scotland's voice is.
Scotland will take a backseat politically for another generation if we lose our voice now.
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Martin O'Neil with the conviction to tell the English broadcaster, he's NOT wearing a political Poppy...
You love to see it.
Well done Martin 👍
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Say what you want about D.Desmond and P.Lawwell... But to arrange the Northern Lights and then Thunder & Lightning storms to celebrate Celtic winning 3 in a row.
That's impressive!
(Huns let off cheap fireworks when they stole a point off Celtic at Ibrox)
😂
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Lammers made 34 appearances in the season just finished (22/23) and only managed 2 goals... it was 1 goal every 1,015 minutes.
Apart from being Dutch, how is that remotely anything like Marco Van Basten?
Wallopers.
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Luis Palma could open a tin of beans with his right foot...
Thankfully Mr Beale spent his money on Lammers and Dessers instead 😂
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It looks like the Govan team have taken their foot off the gas in the league, after wrapping up the title in February... These 'Dead Rubber' games at the tail end of a season aren't straightforward when the title is already in the bag.
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That level of misplaced rage can only be attributed to rampant inbreeding... John Fury needs muzzled.
He nutted a 'Little Boy' and then ran away, while the 'Little Boy' barely flinched, it hardly even messed up the youngsters hair, but it busted Fury open 😂
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Palma is a No.10
He is the Rogic replacement and a very useful one at that, he a great passer and finisher, he's decent at dribbling, but he's not pacey enough to be a winger... Play him central, behind the striker and he'll thrive.
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@55Champions1872
Celtic never went bankrupt and got liquidated and then had to apply to start in the bottom division.
You don't like the facts, I get that... I just hope you've prepared yourself mentally for Celtic potentially winning the 'World Record' 8th domestic treble.
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The GBeebies News just gets worse, they ran a poll tonight asking if it was a mistake getting rid of Bozo, they showed the poll and said there had been an "unprecedented response" with "10s of thousands" voting.
The poll had <10k votes 😂
@GBNEWS
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Best part of 100 minutes against Ross County and they could only score a PENALTY... Needed Ross County to score one of their goals for them ffs 😂
Canny wait for the interview...
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@Official_T4O
We offered you 7000 in return for 7000 and your tribute club decided that this arrangement didn't suit all parties... Now you get nothing.
It's unfortunate though, you could really be doing with fans at the remaining two Celtic Park derbies, it literally might be the difference.
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Weird stat.
Like me pointing out Murray Davidson has lifted more major trophies in Scottish football over the last 9 years than 'The New Rangers' have in 12 years.
Weird stat.
Like me pointing out James Sands won more European knockout ties with Rangers than Brown, Dembele, Griffiths, McGregor, Kyogo, van Dijk, Nakamura, as players, and ONeil, Strachan, Mowbray, Lennon, Deila, Ange, Rodgers, as managers, did for Celtic. Combined
Bing Bong
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My Celtic team of most expensive flops and players that never lived up to the hype or their price tag...
Have I been harsh on anyone or missed anyone out that should be included?
Who's in your eleven?
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Alan McGregor -
..."I'm getting too old for this shit"...
Jota -
..."I canny believe this auld shagger has left me with an open goal"...
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If that's true, then howcome none of their fans have turned up at Celtic Park today to see them?
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Right now the SFA are weighing up their best options... draw us to Sevco in semi, hope lightning strikes again in semi final or gamble on the ULTIMATE pain of losing a 🏴 Cup final to Celtic on the very day they complete a record breaking 8th treble and 116🏆 to eclipse Rangers.
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This is one of the fundamental differences between a backwards 'Hun' mentality and a fan of a club genuinely created to help feed the poorest in society.
..."No matter what team you support"... - Celtic (12/2023)
Vs
..."As long as they're no Celtic fans"... - Hun (4/2024)
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Come on down to Ibrox early on a Sunday morning and get pished in a car park while hiding in a tent 😂
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@WarrenUK17
Who knew all she had to say was that she detested the Tories...
The SNP couldn't have paid for and planned a better party political broadcast than they've had over the last 24 hours.
The best free publicity NS could've hoped for during conference.
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@SmallGingerGirl
Your whole twitter feed is "hate filled" and obsessive... No one likes us we don't care, but please don't 'detest' us.
The right-wing go on and on about the woke Snowflakes, then they all get offended when an elected politician detests their politics.
#DetestToryValues
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@atcolin
Subservience knows no bounds.
Maybe next league match we could have a minutes silence and ALL teams could embroider this on the shirts...
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Jim Davidson getting poked in the eye with the business end of screwdriver.
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@RangersFC
Must be Ramsey... Surely!
The best player to play in Scotland since Paul Gascoigne.
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Talking about 'Job Centres'... Doesn't Ibrox genuinely look the double of Springburn Job Centre?
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@OliviaG37717638
"small minority"...
Do small minorities really return this level of overwhelming representation to both parliaments?
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You could write all Jim Murphy's political achievements on the gable end of a cigarette paper, yet here he is talking about two women of whom he could only dream of emulating.
Jim, get yersel tae f*ck and take yer Irn-Bru crate with ye!
For years Nicola Sturgeon claimed to model herself on New Zealand’s Jacinda Ardern.
Here’s how each of them spent Wednesday the 5th April 2023.
Quite a contrast.
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That's right... it's got nothing to do with the fact that 🏴 only gets 60p back for every £1 we send to Westminster.
Only when 🏴 and the government elected by 🏴 has the whole £1 to spend in 🏴, can you fully criticise and hold our government accountable.
👉 🏴NHS > 🇬🇧NHS 👈
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@CantwellSZN_
@Samcam170514
..."the tears"... ?
You've replied to a St Johnstone fans post, you know fine well that St Johnstone have won more major trophies in the last 9 years, than your mob have won in 12 years.
And Beale is staying until Christmas btw 😂
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Too good for Scotland and not good enough for Champions League... That's just the anomaly that we need to live with and accept as Celtic fans.
It could be worse, we could be relying on penalties to keep us relevant in the SPFL.
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Only 'Broken Britain' could have a zombie government for 8 weeks, followed by 2 weeks of forced mourning in which time politics and news reporting has stopped altogether.
During a cost of living crisis, this isn't acceptable.
It's time to leave this charade,
🏴 can do better!
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Douglas Ross swearing in the Holyrood chamber during FMQs... Followed by Douglas Ross and a squirming apology 3 minutes later.
Embarrassing conduct in the chamber by the linesman.
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@jamesenglish0
@domjoly
tweeted this exact same thing... except he tweeted it 2 hours before you did.
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If horses could speak, they'd say:
..."Get off my back and get yourself to f*ck if you think I'm running round that course jumping over those massive fences"...
No horse wants to risk dying for someone's betting pleasure, but this one did, RIP 'Hill Sixteen'
👇
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@TurdsonNews
@ionafyfe
Imagine a guy with 'Turd' in his name speaking prematurely and talking a load of sh*te 😂
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David Moyes is currently favourite for the Celtic job...
This would be an absolute disaster in my opinion, 90% of our squad would need ripped up and Moyes would need to find 10-12 6ft+ hammer throwers.
Moyes is nothing more than a more expensive version of Lennon.
No thanks.
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@55Champions1872
At least the potential is there for Celtic to do this and even if we don't... we'll still have a bigger stadium than Sevco and we'll still have more season ticket holders (53k) than your whole stadium can hold.
Biggest.
Richest.
Most Successful.
In 🏴
Celtic FC 1888
👍
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FFS £10.50 for a shitey microwave curry that wouldn't fill a hole in my teeth...
For £10.50 I'd want Charlie Bingham himself round to make it for me and do the dishes afterwards.
Worlds gone mad!
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