If you look at the data across both these first two tests and take into account the wicket at both the GABBA and in Perth, England are shit #ashes

This one image explains 99% of people with vaccine hesitancy. They make a very basic statistical fallacy, not looking at relative populations of vaccinated and unvaccinated people.

7. Inflation has skyrocketed, as displayed by the price of 1 can of Campbell's soup

Norovirus in a 4 person share house with one bathroom…

The cookers who think Australia is unsafe & are demonising young people will be livid Australia is the 2nd safest country in the world The United States isn’t in the top 15 This is from Berkshire Hathaway Travel Protection insurance They need to know this in order to make money

That’s the stuff #Ashes

As it stands, Mitchell Starc is averaging 58 with the bat and 11.75 with the ball in this Ashes series.

Why can't I get a fucking yellow banana in this fucking country? I don't want to buy bananas to eat in a week's time.

Stokes: you guys go in and hit the ball recklessly from ball 1. Stokes himself plays his way in. Selfish cunt.

Spotify has laid off thousands in recent years, while reportedly paying artists $0.003 per stream. Spotify profits rose 28% in Q3. Its CEO is worth $9.8 billion. It's making money off ICE recruitment ads. Don't you think it's time put a wrap on corporate greed and exploitation?

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James Cameron has wasted 25 years making Avatar trash. What a fucking waste.

Bat for two sessions tomorrow, then put the England filth in under the lights with the new ball and a lead of 250 odd. #Ashes

Stokes finishes bowling so he pulls the catching slips away. What an absolute dick 😂😂😂 #Ashes

Stokes' wife says he has an addictive personality. He's addicted to being a cunt. That's for sure. #Ashes

Is there anything more sickening than happy Englishmen? #Ashes

Silly from Green. #Ashes

Triple M commentators saying England need to pitch it up. Fox commentators saying they need to persist with the short ball. TNT probably saying they should start bowling wides. #Ashes

Smith better everywhere (including England) except Pakistan.

@Aamer_Naseer_ @talksports45 Distribution of Test centuries by Steve Smith and Joe Root countrywise (with matches in brackets): Smith Root 🇦🇺 18 (60) 1 (16) 🇧🇩 0 (2) 0 (2) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 8 (20) 24 (88) 🇮🇳 3 (12) 3 (18) 🇳🇿 1 (4) 3 (9) 🇵🇰 0 (5) 1 (3) 🇿🇦 1 (7) 1 (8) 🇱🇰 4 (8)