After a month of grinding I just found the True Ending to #FTLMultiverse for the first time. I knew it existed but wow, that was a SCRAP!

I really appreciate how Netflix will warn me in advance about “strobing lights" and "smoking" but not that two hairy guys are about to start French kissing.

If I don’t see Don Lemon arrested for harassing a Christian church service with a pack of rioters… you lose my vote. Full stop.

Letters of marque for deportations. Dog the Bounty Hunter but for jobless Gen Z.

You shoot us for speaking at colleges. We shoot you for trying to run us over. We are not the same.

Sorry guys, we saw your reaction when Charlie Kirk got murdered. We don’t care.

Vivek said literally two weeks ago at Amfest that if you can't handle social media trolls then you can't handle governing. Ohio, reject this scam artist!

The US government issued an official report admitting that COVID 19 was man made. That means it was mass murder.

🚨BREAKING: FBI Director Kash Patel reveals the Biden admin intentionally buried Minnesota fraud probes to protect Biden-connected allies. There it is.

We have this law called RICO. It's well-suited for prosecuting cases of widespread fraud. Particularly against the judges, lawyes, and politicians involved. WHY IS IT NOT BEING USED?

Keanu Reeves lookin-ass

Hey @NickJFuentes saw my sister today and she said she wanted to marry you. Big ups dawg

Merry Christmas from my dog!

And this is what they call a Dream Job? $500/month?

Proof of concept:

About me: I am a certified expert at Excel functions, I have experience with sensitive materials and leading a team, I can win clients, I'm willing to work long/weird hours, and my only vice is building LEGO cities in my garage late at night. I would like to earn at least $30/hr.

I am seeking new employment in the world of Finance. I've spent the past two years in Private Security, and while I still have my job, expenses are outpacing earnings. Business Insider gives the chances at 0.4% of successful online applications, so I'm casting the net wide here.

Erika Kirk told confirmed lies on national TV. She lied about “not drinking”, but was on a reality show drinking. She said she “didn’t date”. It was a dating show. 🤡 She scrubbed the internet of a whole relationship. Why wouldn’t I assume she’s lying about EVERYTHING?

Now he’s making a list And he’s checking it twice And he’s gonna find out If I’m naughty or nice Now I’m going to bed And my stomach is sick And it’s all in my head But he’s coming to Town now

My fiancé's father is refusing to come to Christmas Eve because I will be there. He has dementia and believes I'm evil. All I've done is listen to his stories when he'll tell me them, and ask him questions about his life. Met the man roughly 10 times in 7 yrs.Please pray for him.