Jane McCarry
@McCarryJane
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If yi like a granny...i'm yur wuman!
Joined December 2012
To be clear, sex with someone outside your household is illegal, unless of course your eyesight has been affected by the virus and you accidentally go into the wrong house and pump yer neighbour. That is understandable and in the small print of the guidelines.
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Filming the last ever scene in the Clansman. End of an era. Be awful sad with the shutter comes down.
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To everyone who’s been part of this mental show and to all the fans who have been so loyal to us for 17 years. For once. nae words. well, two. Thank you x
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Love you to bits Shamshad, your smile lights up a room and your nan is knockout. 😁 Get better soon xxxx
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Delighted to announce Netflix and Pornhub have commissioned an Isa spin off called Spill the Beans.
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Right you lot. All for free. An Easter treat. 7 days of Isa’s Only Fan page 😂
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My boy left school yesterday, I was reading his shirt with a tear in my eye till I saw this. I remember this day too Hassan,about 10 years ago, I didn’t know you were in.I asked if your mum did it too an you looked horrified and said nooooooooo, never. 😂
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Went to the darts at the Hydro and you get a £1 for every plastic cup you return. I made more money than I paid for the ticket! Like taking Barr’s ginger bottles back, was beside masel with joy. Just need to campaign to bring back scrambles at weddings now.
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I’ve been bursting to tell you all. You can imagine how hard it’s been!! So sad this will be the last series but the scripts are dynamite, I’ve been greetin for days reading them and we always wanted to go out on a high so. this is it. Oh naw. I’m going to start bubblin again.
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#isaonlyfans To finish, the launch of Isa’s new Mills and Boon series. Available at all corner shops.
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What a gorgeous gift. Mum died a year ago today and this wee dog is made from her fav red coat and my dad’s dressing gown. Thank you Lynda Fraser xxx
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Good luck Scottish weans with yer exam results and mind. it’s not all about results, there’s mare than one way to skin a cat.
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It’s nae use having no visitors, my standards were never high but I’ve just caught myself wiping the kitchen table with a pair dirty pants about to go in the washin. Covid might not get me but Listeria surely will.
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Right, I live beside Hampden. Enjoy yersels everybody but please, gonny no pee in my garden! May the best team win 🏆.
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Dear God, went on a jet ski in Spain this morning. I’ve dreamt of jet ski’s and margaritas, fancied masel as a Bond girl. what a nightmare. Never felt so old. Be sweet sherry’s and invalidity scooters from here on in.
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Last chance for Navid to pump Isa. We all HAVE TAE KNOW!!!.
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Have I died??? I’m in heaven. Scotland at the top of the table. It’s toooo good. People hav tae know. We’re on 🔥
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See not eating when yer bored oot yer tits and you know there’s a choc egg on top of the fridge. It’s hard. It’s really really hard 🙄.
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Well 2020, you can get tae. Glad to see the back of ye. All the best when it comes everyone.
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Dear BBC, while watching the carpet bowls this afternoon, I was shocked and appalled to witness vulgar and sexual hand gestures. I couldn’t finish my chocolate eclair as I was so distressed. Very disappointing.
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13yr old (who wants to be a “sit down” comedian cause he can’t be bothered standing up!) has just bought 4 pkts of Polo mints to share on his sch trip. He just said to me with a twinkle,it’s the only way we’ll be gettin our hole. 🤦🏻♀️Should NEVER have let him watch Still G.
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Just home from Belfast. Jeezo, I thought Glasgow was friendly. Every single person went right out their way to be helpful. What a brilliant city. Thank you Belfastions. (That’s no a word, is it?)
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What a magical day. Dr Cox and Dr McCarry. Unbelievable. We loved our time at QM. Best of luck and congratulations to all the students.
Beloved Scottish actors and QMU alumni Jane McCarry and Mark Cox, of @BBCScotland series ‘Still Game’, today were granted the title Doctor of the University!. A perfect way to mark 50 years of drama and performance teaching at QMU!. #alumni #acting #drama #graduation
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I’ve got 47 mugs. Some are 30 years old. I’ll never have 47 visitors and I don’t have a lot of space. 3 times I’ve put some in a charity box then put them back in the cupboard. I can’t be alone with this. I’ve got a weird emotional attachment to clay!.
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Well, I’ve done my time at playing pensioners so the kind people at @Russell_C_Hair have given me a make over. Just going to keep a low profile now. Goodbye Isa x
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Promised myself I would make this lockdown count and that’s me right down a hole again. Baw deep In Married at 1st sight Oz.
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3 days. Battered the arse oot them. I’m not proud of myself but what a weekend.
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Teachers. you’ve been incredible. You’ve made the impossible possible. Teaching over zoom, keeping kids motivated and now having to deal with all the exams. Thanks so much. You’re nearly there, a summer of bbq’s in the pishin rain and midges to look forward to. 🍹.
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One night in Bangkok and I heard behind me …. Isa Drennan???? Is it you? Can’t be 😂.
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Terrible start to the day. Discovered if you eat and drink for 14 months you won’t fit into your shorts. Bizarre that I’m shocked but there it is. On the bright side, found a £20 in the washing. A sliver lining. That’s me officially laundering money noo.
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Like a child, still thinks he’s invisible when he shuts his eyes 😂.
Just for @greghemphill96 : Here’s Mark Cox forgetting he’s supposed to be in the scene. @MrMJCox @paulza70 @McCarryJane and her laugh #StillGame #Outtakes
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Goodbye sweet sweet sherry. Goodbye lovely Nolan’s mug. You served Boabby well.
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This yin. Escaped out the back gate, down the lane, through a gap in a fence, in someones back door, jumped on a chair, then the table and ate a wee boys full dinner in 3 seconds flat. I'm demented with him 😡
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My pals 88 year old mum told me she’s getting pills from her Dr for the weather. tae make it sunny. Turns oot it’s vit D. Beautiful.
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Caught red handed knockin foosty ootadate pish fae Navid's. It's Fray Bentos for tea tonight.
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This is magic! Love it 😂.
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I NEED to meet this wuman!!!.
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GET OOT MA BEDROOM NAVID. You've NO business being in there, I've got a lot of personal items in that bedside cabinet.
You can't afford your Curly Wurly ya junkie baaastaaard? I'm sure we can come to some arrangement.
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@MrMHines @GavsterNo1 @PaulEnglishhack @govindajeggy @FordKiernan1 @greghemphill96 @BAFTAScotland What a special night, really touching. Thank you. Night night xx
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Going to a H/een party as Cruella D V . Look like Pat Butcher. Went as Marilyn Monroe last year and a cheeky cow asked if I was Myra Hindley.
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Now,i’m a total fanny, that’s a given but if you need proof watch STILL GAME CELEB EGGHEADS. Tomorrow night on BBC 2 at 6pm 😀.
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Call me old fashioned, but I do think it’s important to go the extra mile with a family dinner on a Sunday
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Out dog walking, yessss dog WALKING, none of your nonsense, in Queen’s Park earlier. Quite magical.
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On the busy 8am train, trying to look normal and fit in like a proper commuter, thought I would listen to music, pulled my earphones out and a tampax came flying out, hit the man in fronts leg and rolled down the aisle. I could be sick now.
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First day back at school. Kids all crabbit as hell, teachers depressed. It’s a bleak day Scotland. except for all us parents Hee hee. Anyone for a glass of wine?.
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3 shops I had to go to fur a pound of mince. 3 SHOPS!! That’s it, winter is here, everyone has gone mince daft. Time to dig out ma vest.
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Anyone fancy a piece n Navid on this cold morning or an Isa doubler? Gie ye a rerr heat 🥺
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Thanks to everyone who came to Edinburgh this weekend for Comic Con. What a time we had. Here’s some of the highlights…
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NYC WOW. Heard incredible life stories. A homeless lady washing clothes in a station toilet(she didn’t have a choice mind cause I had her cornered)Youngsters trying to make the big time and randoms who foolishly caught my eye.Isa will never die while I’ve got a breath in my body
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Loved working with these girls. Got loads of tips from Kerry about Only Fans. I’m going to start an Isa page. Think folk would pay to keep the cardigans and American tan tights on?
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Suns in the sky. taps aff, cracks oot. Welcome to Glasgow.
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My heartfelt love and prayers go out to all staff who work in Edinburgh tourists shops that play that bloody awful Scottish music 8 hours a day, 6 days a week 365 weeks a year. Heard it for 10 mins today and developed a tic in my right eye.
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In the name of the wee man, whit’s this??? I didn’t order it, the company who sent it have no record of an order and even the delivery company can’t see it on their system. Wish I had a flippin dishwasher!
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Thank you Mac make up. It’s a comfort to know while getting pumped that the perfect amount of fluid will be dispensed. 🥴
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Good luck to all the kids doing Nat 5 maths in Scotland today. I failed my o’grade twice. Thought it was the end of the world. and guess what. it wisnae. Do your best and let it go.
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I can tell from the photo which one Isa is! The other Cygnets are scunnered with her already.
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I’m made more than one faux pas texting without my glasses on recently but telling my cousin that his gran’s nursing home was shit has to be the worst. (Meant shut) 🙄😩could start a fight in an empty hoose me.
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Wait till I tell yeez.Just made the plane with seconds to spare.Bought a bag in a charity shop the other day. Total bargain but something came up going through customs and it got swabbed.Had to get searched twice.Arse was collapsing.Folk thinking-aye we know how she’s lost weight.
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Reece. You are the original Isa. Watch this boy folks, he's brilliant.
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The sweet sherry is on me, unless one of the surprises is that I've died, that would be damndable.
Still Game Series 8 confirmed. Greg Hemphill and Ford Kiernan say "We have lots of surprises in store for you!":
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Roastin! Course it is. I'm about to slip into a polo neck, blouse, polyester cardi, wool coat, wig, hat, tights and fur lined boots. Yasssss.
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I hate you @MrMJCox, you have clearly made me laugh in this pic while you are acting away behind my back. Makes me look like an unprofessional arsehole. I’m done with you!
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Madness I know but this wee fella will be moving in mid July. Jimmy.
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Got a bread maker. My son made a loaf. It’s sooo easy he said and it was delicious. Today… I made bread. I’ll leave it at that.
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Cannae see green cheese can you? Just cause Winston’s got one leg. Honestly.
This is me leaning. Been doing it since the late 90’s. No stopping me now. #photosinglasgow.#75percentlegs
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One strange thing I’ve come to hate since March is my fridge. I approach it for 3 reasons. 1. To score out yet another job on the calendar clipped to the front. 2. To comfort eat or 3. To make some mundane dinner for teenagers who will say “Not that again.”.#getitupyefridge.
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I never mind getting asked for a selfie but last night someone asked if I was Jane MacDonald. Come on, she’s 56!! I can see a resemblance tho 🙄.
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Teachers of Scotland, yer nearly there. You’ve survived another school year. Thanks for all your patience and hard work, for going the extra mile, for all your own time and money you’ve given throughout the year and for the boast to the economy on all you have spent on alcohol.
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I’m a baw hair away from smashing these bastards. A solid hour I’ve been at them.
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Awe nawwwww that’s M&D’s away. Gutted for the staff, it’s a real shame it’s gone under. I loved a wee afternoon there with the kids. It was like a big deep fried Mars bar, right and wrong on so many levels.☹️.
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At this time of year especially, I would like to take a moment to say a very special thank you to the person who invented Lycra. God bless you ❤️.
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Pal was about to go in for a smear test and needed a tinkle.Worst nightmare no toilet paper but 🙏🏻found an old hankie in her bag. Nurse was mid smear when she left and came back with a doc with tweezers! Pal was ill with worry until the doc removed a stamp. 1st class of course.
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I’M FORTY BASTARD SEVEN. I HATE YOUUUUU!!!!
@andythephotoDr @RealDylanS1 I’m the youngest cast member by ten years. so don’t 30 years me!!!! @McCarryJane is aging best. she’s a 52 year old stunner!.
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What’s the story here? Nan? Nannie? Come on @Tesco, not a single granny!!! I don’t know anyone who says nan in Scotland. Just me?
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