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Another week of clearing my mum and dad’s house. I feel like Stig of the Dump…. Or as I was corrected, Stig of the recycling centre! However, breaking news folks, who did I find in a cupboard in the attic… none other than yer Lord Lucan. Alive and well. Thank God.

On Debate Night tomorrow night, Stephen will be joined by @kaukabstewart, @GlasgowPam, @BrianWhittle, @kmckenna63 and @McCarryJane Join us and an audience from Glasgow on @BBCScotland at 10.30pm #bbcdn

When an actor gets a phone call during a self tape @MrMJCox

Happy Easter folks

I’ll give 100 percent to 2 out of 3

No guns and no nipple squeezing. Mmmm I can do that.

What a magical combo! Almost everything I could wish for.

One night in Bangkok and I heard behind me …. Isa Drennan???? Is it you? Can’t be 😂

Well, that’s the tea sorted. What a start to the week 😁

A song from my playlist, the soundtrack of my life, is: Gloria. @PlaylistforLife charity shares the power of meaningful music for people living with dementia. Click the link below and support people living with dementia. https://t.co/zDpUUm0Ac1 🎶❤️

Put plenty time aside if you win, be prepared to give me your entire life story. Win a phone call from myself in the @heartresearchuk #HeartofScotland auction. The auction is now LIVE until 9pm (GMT) on 3rd December. Bid here:

Aladdin at the Playhouse in Edinburgh. Whit a show!!

For everyone who knew my dear pal David Goodall. He was a man of many talents but I believe this was the part he was most proud of. I actually thought I was acting with a telephone. Incredible to witness. Genius.

Happy Halloween 🎃 My aunt Agnes’s birthday. She always believed the witches would come for her and slept with her window open on the 30th all her life. Very odd.

Come on scotland!! @McCarryJane 😂😁🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

The pics on the wall of the make up bus. Offff that was a while ago

Things are coming up roses at the Beacon! 🌹 Our new brochure features some beauties on the cover😍 @McCarryJane @MrMJCox @jimmythechiz @LeeSamuel @Shannswanactor star in this year's panto, Beauty and the Beast! Book your tickets now! 🎫 https://t.co/mOcaUehdnU #beaconpanto23

They always bring chaos & we love them all so much. Thanks to the stars of Still Game for the laughs on the breakfast show ❤️ They’re touring Scotland and you can get tickets here https://t.co/eMB4vrBzoF

Did a show IN a waltzer THEN I got homemade chips. I Cannae believe my luck.