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carly rae jepsen’s malort
4 days
important caveat, based on my conversation with tech clients, is that to them “taste” is largely synonymous with “UX design preferences”
@chaykak
Kyle Chayka
6 days
this week's column is for all my taste bros out there
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@RhodeToLove
Wendell
20 days
she should have been sweeping awards season idk
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Tyrese Haliburton
2 months
Alex Pretti was murdered.
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carly rae jepsen’s malort
6 months
we still had a town meeting where somebody’s racist dad would get up and yell about how the traffic circle they wanted to put in front of the fire station was a sign of Creeping Sharia
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carly rae jepsen’s malort
6 months
I grew up in the exact kind of small rural town these dipshits fetishize and of course I knew all of my teachers’ political views, everybody knew everything about everybody else
@RandyGoat
RandyGoat 🐐
6 months
When you were a kid in school did you have the slightest clue of your teachers' political views? I did not.
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carly rae jepsen’s malort
7 months
Hakeem Jeffries retire bitch
@MatthewSitman
Matthew Sitman
7 months
Jeffries is in way over his head, a mediocrity radically unsuited for this moment. For the sake not of his party, but his country, he should step aside as the party’s House leader
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carly rae jepsen’s malort
11 months
non-Tatum starters combining to go 1-14, you truly love to see it
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carly rae jepsen’s malort
2 years
given that no one ever has I rate this statement "true"
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carly rae jepsen’s malort
2 years
his siblings are named what now
@brohrbach
Ben Rohrbach
2 years
Baylor Scheierman won a Nebraska state championship as a high school quarterback, his first car was a minivan, and the 2003 drama One Tree Hill is among his favorite TV shows. A+ pick. https://t.co/vYNA3y5heR
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carly rae jepsen’s malort
2 years
maybe jason kidd had a point
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carly rae jepsen’s malort
2 years
there simply cannot be possessions where payton pritchard is the only Celtic who touches the ball
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carly rae jepsen’s malort
2 years
Tatum just waited until there were 7 seconds on the clock to make his first move. they might win the game but they’re for sure blowing this lead
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carly rae jepsen’s malort
2 years
Tatum’s Kobe brain worms are WORMING tonight
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carly rae jepsen’s malort
2 years
I feel like the 3PT variance conversation is missing the point: the Celtics are shooting poorly from 3 because the Cavs are playing good defense, and the Cavs are shooting well because the Celtics aren’t playing defense at all.
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carly rae jepsen’s malort
2 years
having Xavier Tillman as an emergency styptic pen is such a luxury
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carly rae jepsen’s malort
2 years
someone should stab stan van gundy
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@jon_bois
Jon Bois
2 years
just watch baseball. this is what baseball is and why it exists
@austinkleon
Austin Kleon
2 years
This idea of “second-screen content” is totally gross yet seemingly inevitable
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Richard White
2 years
Someone else begging you Action No iso
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carly rae jepsen’s malort
2 years
feel like the most telling detail of the cut age gap essay is that at no point does the writer mention having one single solitary friend
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carly rae jepsen’s malort
2 years
genuinely, what is the fucking plan here?
@MoDakhil_NBA
Mo Dakhil
2 years
AND AGAIN!
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