A cool Lovecraftian deck-builder. Well worth spending the hour playing.

Demo has been released a moment ago. Check it out https://t.co/ouszLGxWOH Please add it to the wishlist if you like the game 💀

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#SQLHelp I have a stored procedure that's called thousands of times a minute, concurrently by 20+ threads. How does an ALTER on it work? I assume it needs a schema lock to do so, but would it just start blocking new executions until the existing executions are done, then ALTER?

A year or so more of this shit and Ballard will easily appear to have been more prophetic than Heinlein.

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#DBATools Does anybody know if you can use applicationintent=readonly with Copy-DbaDbTableData? It looks like you'd have to use invoke-dbaquery and write it, but it's multi-gb of data so I'd rather not buffer it. Doesn't look like the sqlinstance param can use conn str #SQLServer

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To all those people who write Teams messages to people that say "hi, <name>" then nothing else. Why? Why do you do this? #MSTeams #Teams

@Mbourgon

Happy Fathers Day to all the dads out there!

#SQLHelp #Azure anybody run into issues on Azure Managed Instance where an extended event is hours behind/delayed, even if it's an in-memory target? I thought it was busted, but in the past 15 minutes it's pulled in events from over a 3 hour period.

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Found: credit card for a Debbie Grisham, Trinity trails near Hulen

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Updated: my #SQLServer Extended Event "sev10+" tracker, where the session uses 10mb in the ring buffer to catch recent app/SQL errors (error_reported). Putting the finishing touches on my cross-server collector (trying to stomp out the insert deadlocks)

#SQLBlog #SQLServer Using the new CETAS functionality (Generally Available) to export data from my Managed Instance to Parquet files in Azure Blob Storage. You can do folder paths, partition on dates, etc. I prefer this to my python solution using Arrow. https://t.co/AhmSsz73Dq

Remember to chill your champagne tonight, so it's at the perfect temp for tomorrow.

#sqlhelp I'm collecting Extended Events (error_reported) from multiple servers, every 5 min. How do I not grab duplicates when I re-grab? Both timestamp and event sequence appear to have issues. A gigantic "where not exists" seems inelegant. Thanks! #sqlserver #extendedevents