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The beauty of me is that I’m very good at role playing. Fake posts!
Trump Dungeon
Joined May 2016
[A note from the DM] I haven’t posted much on this account for years now, but I have a big favor to ask: I’m self-publishing a children’s, THE LESSER LEGENDS, and hope you will check out the Amazon pre-sale page. 1/6 https://t.co/PcJIJVCCBM
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These minor myths and many more help explain other strange holiday traditions, seasonal events and even help explain whatever happened to that favorite lost toy. They also encourage the reader to...
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Looking for the perfect T-shirt to get you in the Halloween Spirit? I've put the Pumpkin Smasher Basher onto a T-shirt (and other apparel). Celebrate the season & Trick or Treaters know they should leave your Jack O'Lantern alone all with one shirt! https://t.co/MOz4zKOXTn
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BOOK PUBLISH DAY! The Lesser Legends is no longer for "pre-sale" just for sale! For those of you who have pre-ordered a copy, hopefully they will be whisking through the mail to you shortly! A couple of quick notes: (1/5)
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Hey everyone! Here is Something to remind you that my self-published book, The Lesser Legends, goes on sale tomorrow! Today is the last day to pre-order at https://t.co/RqmtdAEYgQ! Feel free to Share this post, to spread the word about Something. Thans for the support!
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I BELIEVE THAT D&D IS THE GREATEST & “HOTTEST” FORM, SYSTEM, & PLATFORM OF ROLE-PLAYING IN AMERICA, & INDEED THE WORLD, TODAY. THAT’S WHY I USE IT — THERE IS NOTHING THAT COMES EVEN CLOSE!!!
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I think that Crooked Tyler Hill is not only dumb and incompetent, I believe he has gone MAD, a stark raving Lunatic, with his HORRIBLE REPUPOSING OF THIS ACCOUNT TO SELL HIS LESSER LEGENDS BOOK PROJECT. HE IS A MENTAL CATASTROPHE THAT IS LEADING THIS ACCOUNT TO HELL! 6/6 End.
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Finally! If you buy a copy (& enjoy it) please write a review on the website you bought it through or on Goodreads. It would be great to hear your thoughts & will help others learn about THE LESSER LEGENDS! I can't thank you enough! Oh, and if you need more encouragment: 5/6
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Also, please help spread the word! Feel free to Retweet this whole thread. Or just post a direct link to Amazon, B&N, Book Baby or https://t.co/wfdmUkbLnA. Are you more active on other social media sites? Sharing THE LESSER LEGENDS there helps, too! 4/6
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It obviously has nothing to do with the world’s worst Dungeon Master, but THE LESSER LEGENDS might appeal to lovers of Monster Manuals & bestiaries. You can buy it Amazon (link above), or go to https://t.co/wfdmUkbLnA to buy it via Barnes & Noble or directly from Book Baby. 3/6
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Just clicking this link will help convince Amazon’s algorithm that there is interest in this book. And that, in turn, will convince them to order more copies. Consider it a "thank you" for all the time I spent questionably Photoslopping DM guides into stubby fingers. 2/6
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If the UK leaving the EU was Brexit, what does that make people leaving Twitter over its new branding?
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Secret. This is secret information. Look, look at this. *Raises Dungeon Master screen.*
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Did someone say "political Dungeons and Dragons"?
It is time for political Dungeons and Dragons to end. The justice department's "Target letter" to Donald Trump tells him that it is ending soon. To paraphrase Gene Wilder in "Blazing Saddles," you have to remember who Donald Trump is; because of his inability to use anything
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This morning, my brain has been obsessing over the idea of Elon Degeneres. A mash-up alternate timeline where the World's Richest Man spends $44 billion to create an afternoon talk show, rather than destroy Twitter. Anyhow, here's a mash-up photo I made, just to shut my brain up.
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I used to think I was unpopular in High School, but I'm now I'm just convinced that reality's algorithm is messed up.
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Should I step down as head of the Citadel? I will abide by the results of this poll.
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MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT! My official Donald Trump Magic Trading Card is here!
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