@colemanthatcher Happy birthday man!

O'Doyle Rules! #AprilFool

Cj spiller was just on family guy! #awesome #Clemson #alumni

Girl please put some makeup on if you're gonna look my way because with out it you look like the last shit I took! #eww

Boston College shoots 11-22 from three land and upsets #1 Syracuse. #WhiteBballSuccess

I don't always have time to study...but when I do, I don't.

"@LifeCheates: Never sleep naked. If there is some kind of emergency, it might be too late to put something on."@jonahcox

Hot damn what a game! #FSUWins #ACC #FamousJameis

Wtf is going on fsu?!?!?!?!?

People say that "X" means "Chi" which is short for "Christ" in Greek. I don't live in Greek. Merry Christmas people.

I'll keep my guns, freedom and money. You can keep the change.

Happy 90th birthday to Bob Barker.... You're still a pussy.

I wish I had a GPA that looked like those gas prices.