Troy Stamer
@MaxThrasher007
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I'm what you would call a Comedy Magician, Huge fan of #WWE, @CWPennAndTeller & #MizAndMrs because The MIZ is my Favorite @WWE Superstar! I'm just a Fun Guy!
United States York, PA
Joined November 2009
I'm telling you Folks that if #QueenElizabeth comes back and wants to be my TWITTER Follower, then I'm not going to be here anymore! I already attract too many unwanted Followers as it is!
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Why is it so HOT at the #AppleEvent? Because they don't have any #Windows! : )
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I wonder if @SuperKingofBros, Matthew Riddle, would look good with wearing a pair of #Hobbit Feet!
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I'm still going to make your White Intercontinental Championship Title "VANISH," if you don't FOLLOW me @mikethemiz! Trending or not it will go "POOF!" Just Kidding MIZ, you're still my favorite WWE Superstar!
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OH WOW! @WWE's "THE MIZ," @mikethemiz is Trending right now! I knew he could do it one of these days! Great Job MIZ! : )
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Actually @Variety, I kind of liked the whole series of #LOST! I was more disappointed in how #TwentyFour (24) turned out! Same with #TheXFiles!
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Giving the fact that #ResidentEvil was cancelled after one season, would that make your list of some of the worst series finales of all time @Variety?
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Happy Birthday @jackblack! Don't ask me how I knew it was your Birthday today, but just in case you are wondering, a little birdie told me by the name of #Alexa!
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Attention @ThatKevinSmith, this is what happens to Maggots who call me “Gomer”. Now you know, and Knowing is half the battle. It was great meeting you. I want a ReMatch sometime Soon and That’s An Order!!!
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When I saw that #InfinityTrain was Trending, I thought that @Disney #Infinity was starting back up again, but it has something to do with @hbomax! I thought that #HBOMaxJustCanceled all their programming so I can deal without #InfinityTrain & #SesameStreet!
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Oh & by the way @kenjeong, I think that the quote that you were after is "No need to worry, a balloon only pops once & a broken clock is right twice a day!" But maybe I do need a second chance for this joke!
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Hello there @kenjeong, I saw that Eye Commercial that you were in, and right after my eyes started to burn! What are you trying to do? My eyes already water enough by crying over your funny antics I don't need them to burn as well! : )
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