Max Knoblauch
@MaxKnoblauch
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headlines & graphics contributor @clickhole and writing @sherwood_news insta/tok: maxknobs
New York
Joined August 2010
Terrible day at work (am a courtroom sketch artist) - couldn’t get the asses right all freaking day
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Not an issue at all if you use this new formation I’ve just drawn up. OL TE WR. QB QB QB QB QB QB QB. FB.
Browns’ new QB room:. 🏈Deshaun Watson.🏈Kenny Pickett.🏈Joe Flacco.🏈Dillon Gabriel.🏈Shedeur Sanders.
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Careful with stuff like this. One of my college buddies got all his blood sucked out and replaced with Kona Big Wave as a fantasy football punishment and he exploded.
Completed my first total plasma exchange (TPE). Removing all the plasma in my body and replacing with Albumin. This is different from what I did last year: removing 1 L of plasma from my body and then replacing it with 1 L of plasma from my blood boy @talmagejohnson_ . I gave
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Because of decades of entertainment consolidation + Hollywood destroying its business model to build, as @adamconover puts it, “five HBOs,” all the buyers are now doing TV Moneyball but changing their minds every few days. My latest for @sherwood_news.
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Big thanks to @byalexzaragoza @totallymorgan @adamconover @limitlessjest and @alifeinthearts for talking to me for this one.
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RT @WaltHickey: “The big thing is, they killed advertising. These companies’ customers for 100 years have been advertisers. And then they g….
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Media and tech companies poured hundreds of millions of dollars into Hollywood as they built shiny new streaming services. Now they're aiming...
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Talked to dozens of writers, actors, producers, reps, and execs about what’s gone wrong in film and TV - which hit 12.5% unemployment last month - for @sherwood_news.
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Of the 2 kinds of Midwest guys I know this means he either has a robust stamp collection and all the state quarters or he counts cards.
Tim Walz and his wife don't own a single stock, according to financial disclosures. No mutual funds, no bonds, no book deals. via @danprimack
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The VP can’t be something cool like an ex astronaut. It’s gotta be a normal guy who collects ties with local birds on ’em and has only ever signed bills protecting the American right to pay cash at tolls. Polling has proven this.
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RT @WilliamJMcGee: Great read from @MaxKnoblauch on today's IT outage. I appreciate having my comments included: "The system is designed f….
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Great speaking with Laurel Kilgour of @econliberties about how movements to let LLCs vote in local elections keep popping up across the country.
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Through the power of CRISPR genome editing I - god willing - will be able to turn myself into this guy by the end of the decade
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An artist’s rendering of the move, followed by an image I found of Andy Reid dabbing
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Kansas is trying to get the Chiefs to move from Kansas City, Missouri to Kansas City, Kansas, potentially lengthening Andy Reid’s commute by as much as 12 minutes. I wrote about it for @sherwood_news .
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When a pro sports team packs up and moves to a new state, it can deal a crushing blow to fans. When that new state ends up being just a few minutes...
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