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@weirdwithwords
tweety
4 years
they turned alex jones' rants into a folk song and i love it like light loves lilies
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maximusjones
4 years
Thank god seagulls don’t like alcohol
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@rodger
Rodger Sherman
5 years
Tom Brady's Buccaneers Big Quarterback Jacket is significantly smaller than his Patriots Big Quarterback Jacket
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maximusjones
5 years
There’s people, then there’s people that grocery shop at @Target
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maximusjones
5 years
Royal Farms sucks Wawa for life
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maximusjones
7 years
Nothing like putting the roof of your wrangler up in the middle of a surprise typhoon. I blame the sixers.
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maximusjones
7 years
Efron playing Bundy cracks me up. #ExtremelyWickedShockinglyEvilandVile
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maximusjones
7 years
Using door dash for the first time and my drivers name is Joydratha.
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maximusjones
7 years
I speed swipe for Tinder, fruit ninja, and closing apps
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maximusjones
7 years
Guess im counting my inventory today
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maximusjones
7 years
I lost count of my cars. My insurance company was like...you dont know?
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maximusjones
7 years
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maximusjones
7 years
Splish splash i was taking a bath
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maximusjones
7 years
Every time i hear LeVert i just think Go-gurt
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maximusjones
7 years
-Hey I’d like to register for mime classes. -Ah, say no more.
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@SupremeDreams_1
Mark Phillips
7 years
How Popeyes be training they employees 😭🤦🏾‍♂️😂
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maximusjones
7 years
I’d love to pass a blunt around with Bill Nye the science guy
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maximusjones
7 years
OOZIN LIKE CHEESE BREAD 🔥🔥
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