Rufaz--Jerera❤King❤
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*A culture in Mali dictates* that when a man dies all women that he had sex with dance around his casket to cleanse his spirit before burial".. Ndabvunda 🇿🇼🇿🇼🇿🇦🇿🇦🤷♂️
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Nobody, nobody, will lead an opposition team and be supported and popular to the level of Mbappe in this generation. Like him,hate him, be jealous of him,mock him , I don't care. Wamba is a brand. His political capital is no match till 2045
#Muchasvinura
🇿🇼
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You sacrificed your plans&happiness to raise your siblings&extended family. From school fees u give them education starter packs.They still expect you to raise their own kids.They laugh bcoz in your 40s/50s you have no mansion. Sadza Eaters dont appreciate 💔
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John Chibadura prophesy fullfilled. Nhasi handidi nharo 😅
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He is not a political novice. He is not an Arrivalist. He is not a textbook Lawyer. He is not a composition writer. He is a seasoned player. Not everyone is liked by everybody
#Tsikamutanda
😆👩🦯👩🦯
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Guy buys Marcus Rushford’s accident-damaged Rolls Royce, as they strip it to fix it, they find Dr John Mangudya’s business card in the car…🇿🇼🇿🇼🇿🇼🇿🇼🇿🇼🎈🎈🙆♀️🙆♀️
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The biggest threat to your marriage or dating affair is her church pastor.....
#Muchasvinura
🚶♂️🚶♂️🤣
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A former Justice minister; a Former Finance Minister, a Lawyer by profession appointed to lead ONE plane with 343 staff under Air Zimbabwe banner. At 72yrs he must love to see his grandchild get that job.
#DoomedZim
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Marinda left the village 2look for a job in town.Luckily he got a job as teaboy at a popular hospital. When word reached the village his father boasted "My son is now a Doctor".For yrs Marinda was called Doctor.Villagers then got to know the truth💔
#FekiDr
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Whoever influenced a trend to reply with Mbappe face has a ka that. Silent indicator kuti "Know incoming Captain ". Ballot paper has faces, so reply is saying "Know this face and remember it". It's not ambush marketing it's direct sales.
#Mbappe
✋️🚶♀️🚶♀️🚶♀️
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Zim married woman takes car from hubby's Smallhouse. She spotted the Smallhouse enjoy the wheels ko ChisaNyama. KeDecember. Musadyiwa netsananguro
#HandeiTione
@matigary
@RMajongwe
@larry_moyo
@lashiasn
@GomoDubi
@misscailah
@miye1
@Gibbo14918178
@xandatoto
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Dear
@advocatemahere
. May you be nominated for Mount Pleasant constituency (MP) and win it. Best wishes from Jerera Kingdom 🙏✈️✈️✈️✈️
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A very short story. Those who take instructions vs those who give instructions. Muchasvinura ✋️ ✋️
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Whoever started this "calling game" among Sadza Eaters, Mwari ave naye.... Muchasvinura ✋️ 🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️
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The more journalists throw microphones 🎤 towards Wiwa's mouth, the more he will say useless things without thinking. I blame journalists for not giving the guy rest and family private time
#Muchasvinura
🇿🇼🇿🇼🇿🇼🇿🇼🎤🎤🎤
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Chasiyatende grew up a clever boy who never had good friends.Always tried to run faster than his shadows.His team mates accused him of too much farting It made Chasiya have more enemies than friends.Everytime he tries to speak no one wants to listen
#Outcast
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Dear Zims. Kindly note that i wont vote for any Presidential candidate or MP candidate over 60 yrs old. Pensioners must rest not rule. Those below 60yrs lets talk, i will support you 100%.
#HandeiTione
@larry_moyo
@RMajongwe
@matigary
@lashiasn
❤👏👏👏
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Random Fact: Average monthly cost of baba Farai's foreign trips is US$1million that's abt $12m per yr. If he cuts that by 50%, it's saving of $6m which is enough to cater for UZ operations. Ambassadors can stand in, instead of H.E traveling
#Muchasvinura
🚶♂️💔
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Finally muzukuru
@DougColtart
pays lobola. 50 cattle. Leaked video.
#Handeitione
#ThisFlag
@GomoDubi
@larry_moyo
@TichRay
@RMajongwe
@matigary
@lashiasn
@RobGMugabe
. ❤😎😎🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃 Cattle not kettle
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Former President Thabo Mbeki is good with words.. Good ideas here... Muchasvinura 🚶♂️🚶♂️🚶♂️
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Why some married men didn't sleep at home last night... Smallhouse wins........
#Muchasvinura
🚶♂️🚶♂️
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Its better to have a 30yr old player , making mistakes and learning as he grows than a bunch of grandparents always farting and causing diarrhea on anything they do or say. Cities are dead becoz of this grandparent💔. Muchasvinura 🔊
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Patriotic Africans listen to this..... the others will not understand a thing...
#Muchasvinura
. Malema Pitso ✋️✋️✋️🔥🔥🔥♨️
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Dear Zims. August 30th Winning politicians will be swimming in new benefits. SUV cars; houses etc. Iwe neni will be asking basa or business customers. Saka ngatitambe mushe pano. Tomorrow we might need each other
#HandeiTione
@larry_moyo
@RMajongwe
@lashiasn
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How Mzanzi Queens greet Zim men. Wonder why Zim guys enjoy visiting shopping malls and restaurants.
#HandeiTione
@larry_moyo
@matigary
@RMajongwe
@lashiasn
@GomoDubi
@misscailah
@BTonhodzayi
@maDube_
. Unotenga drinks chopaz with this salivating greeting 🔥✔
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So
@Masandawana
fans voted in numbers. Including myself. Themba Zwane is People's Choice.
#KaboYellow
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Mulenga grew a lonely boy.Always had cooking oil tin guitar. His father sneaked North of Village b4 his birth. Mulenga tried music& failed.Latter he gave the King a gift written BOSS.For the gift Mulenga was rewarded.Villagers still doubt his certificates 💔
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Random Fact: What your parents go through to raise you is engraved on their hearts. The pain; the suffering; the joy; the tears etc. Bible says " Honour your father and mother " daily 🙏 ❤
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Dear my Zambian friends. Where is this couple now ? 😫 🚶♂️🚶♂️🚶♂️
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Watching and listening to Chamisa on Sabc 404. Yaa the dude has "That Thing". No doubt the dude is polished and ready. Sando dzake UKhamisa.
#Handeitione
@TichRay
@RMajongwe
@larry_moyo
🤚🤚🤚
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Dear Twimbos. Kindly note that December 2018 our young brother
@PatsonDzamara
is wedding. Politics aside bring zvipo. Musadyiwa netsananguro
#HandeiTione
@matigary
@RMajongwe
@larry_moyo
@lashiasn
@GomoDubi
@Gibbo14918178
@xandatoto
@hwende
❤❤❤❤
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When you are covered with the blood of Jesus. V11👇👇. Musadyiwa netsananguro
#HandeiTione
@matigary
@RMajongwe
@larry_moyo
@lashiasn
@GomoDubi
@xandatoto
@Shumblex
@vargoe21
.
#Protected
👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️
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Whoever did this Mwari ave naye 🤣🤣. I suspect Tezvara
@ProfJNMoyo
. Honaiwo 🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️
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Gwanyanya was one of few to openly support Bhandawe. It was unfashionable and risky, but Gwanyanya continued offering support. When Bhandawe won the battle he rewarded Gwanyanya with microphone.From injections to microphone proved a mountain for Gwanyanya 💔
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Mushavhukwi River flows from up North till it joins Mutirikwi River in Nyajena.
@CdeMupakati
@mawarirej
and regular visitor
@RMajongwe
used to enjoy bathing and playing pama rocks in water. Tourists love our Zim rivers. V11👇👇👇
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You can be a leader with no leadership position. You can initiate and do good development projects with no cameras following you.
#JereraProverb
. Well done,
@freemanchari
. Productive persons make things happen, not just talking...
#Muchasvinura
🙏✋️🚶♂️
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To those African politicians who love camera too much , I have introduced VAR. Starting in Kenya 🇰🇪. Muchasvinura
#Zvichapera
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When your son knows all your secret phone ringing tones. Caught up with
@Mathuthu
's son troubling Daddy. V11👇👇. Musadyiwa netsananguro
#HandeiTione
@matigary
@RMajongwe
@larry_moyo
@xandatoto
@Shumblex
@vargoe21
@CdeMupakati
. Iniwoye 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇🤣🤣
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When
@RMajongwe
becomes Minister of Defence. Leaked graphic video 👇
#HandeiTione
@matigary
@larry_moyo
@GomoDubi
@lashiasn
. A kick and boom gone 😃😃🙉👇👇
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Village 6 soccer boozers vs Murehwa Goat herders. Weekend in Teapot Cow-ntry . 🫖 Muchasvinura 😃😃
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Let's appreciate active and engaging Zim MPs on this platform. Top 3 are 1)
@fortunechasi
2)
@hwende
3)
@TembaMliswa
. We agree to disagree but these 3 do engage and try to respond where necessary. Thanks our MPs.
#HandeiTione
@larry_moyo
@matigary
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If you always speak bad about your home, don't expect neighbors to like your home
#JereraProverb
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Random Fact: Peter Drury is currently the best soccer commentator worldwide . Real soccer lovers agree.
@lashiasn
@ProfJNMoyo
. Check this ✋✋✋👏👏👏👏👏❤❤❤
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Africa is home to twerking.USA sit down
#ChuraDance
plus
#ZodwaWaBantu
@1stworldmusic
@GomoDubi
@larry_moyo
@TichRay
@ali_naka
@AmBlujay
👇👇
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Dear Zim President
@edmnangagwa
. Our hatred of expensive lifestyle by Robert Jnr and Chatunga, is still fresh in our minds. Boom its now your son in business class posting selfies enroute to China. Doing what Mugabes did will donhedza you. Thanks
#ThisFlag
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Chakanaka Chakanaka. President ED did very well in his maiden speech at
#UNGA
. Very impressive revival and marketing points. A speech with hope and inspires investors confidence
#HandeiTione
#Musabvunda
@larry_moyo
@RMajongwe
@lashiasn
@GomoDubi
@matigary
.
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Commercial break ♨️♨️♨️.When you are covered by the blood of Jesus 🙏🙏
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Watching MDC Advocate Thabani Mpofu; I see Zim has bright brilliant local legal brains. From now I will trust our local products b4 international shopping
#Musabvunda
@larry_moyo
@matigary
@RMajongwe
@GomoDubi
@lashiasn
. Buy Zim Buy Local. ❤❤❤♨️
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Growing up, my abusive stepmother would buy her kids new Xmas clothes and nothing for me. She would cook and eat good food with them while I watch. I hope there are no more abusive stepmothers like that woman from Nyikavanhu.May God punish all abusive pple 💔
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Dear Sadza Eaters. What does the phrase " Toita sei nevanhu ve Masvingo " mean. ? Think deep and try to be angry if you are from Masvingo.
@PoliceZimbabwe
is falling for banters.
#FreeTanaka
💔🎈
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When your so called President Advisory council is full of the "HAVE" and the "Rich and Famous". No voice or face of us the poor. This is failure from start Mr President
@edmnangagwa
. Representation is wrong and bad. Its 4 their tenders not us poor masses👇👇
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Pfungwa dzekuwana Mota dzanga dzisati dzamubata 🤣🤣🤣.
#2022
I would like to wish
@nelsonchamjsa
,Happy Birthday to the man with the task of securing a future for our generation and that of our children. May the Lord bless you with wisdom and patience and a long memory that will always remember how our generation suffered.
#Shotreipapo
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Yours
@Julius_S_Malema
with late Peter Mokaba. Evidence that
#EFF
CIC learnt from great men.
@AdvDali_Mpofu
@GardeeGodrich
@Sentletse
👇👇👇👇👇👇
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An African will spend 11months every yr working in town, staying in one room but busy developing his rural homestead which he only enjoys 2 or 3weeks in December. Worse of Diasporans who enjoy the homestead after 10 or 20yrs in wilderness.
#Muchasvinura
🚶♂️💔
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Some Sadza Eaters will hate this news headline 😒 😑. Muchasvinura
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Botswana 🇧🇼 President achibata zvake maoko pa Namibia 🇳🇦 🙈🙈
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Young boys
@RasMankindDiv
@AmBlujay
will need full month with
#ZodwaWabantu
👇👇👇
#HandeiTione
👇 👇 👇 👇
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Its January transfer window 🤣🤣
For purely personal & private reasons, I'm resigning from the MDC-T with immediate effect.
Kindly be advised accordingly.
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Random Fact: What stresses you and what bothers you; doesn't affect the next person. This is rural set up and real joy on a happy day. Pressure zero. They are not on Twitter. Hello
@RMajongwe
@KMutisi
@matigary
. Understand them 👇👇👇👇👏👏👏❤
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Never dip your fingers in a plate of a Zim Minister's son. Looted soup is nice. V11👇👇👇. Musadyiwa netsananguro
#HandeiTione
👇👇
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Zimbabwe 2023 Leadership. Listen dont judge. V11 👇👇. Musadyiwa netsananguro
#HandeiTione
@matigary
@RMajongwe
@larry_moyo
@lashiasn
@GomoDubi
@xandatoto
@Shumblex
@vargoe21
. No comment 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
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When you join Church choir but the Beerhall spirit is refusing to go. We caught up with
@FaraiMazhandu
.Musadyiwa netsananguro
#HandeiTione
@matigary
@RMajongwe
@larry_moyo
@lashiasn
@GomoDubi
@misscailah
@miye1
@Gibbo14918178
@BTonhodzayi
. Holy Jive 👇👇👇👇
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Skills taught to a white kid vs. skills taught to a Sadza Eating kid
#Muchasvinura
🇿🇼🇿🇼🇿🇼🇿🇼
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When your friend is not happy with your choice. Somewhere in Harare 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Why I don't ask for directions in Mzanzi..... Muchasvinura 🚶♂️🚶♂️🚶♂️
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What your mom , Tete or grandma will rarely tell you before marriage. Musadyiwa netsananguro 🇿🇼🇿🇼🚶♀️
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Young star. Straight from Academy to Club regular and national Team regular. Bukayo Saka aka Gift Siziba . I pray Finger Pointing FC will field Saka in one urban constituency in Harare or Bulawayo. Saka is the player. Young energetic and learning 🙏
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The tabloids reported he is the lowest paid manager at
#WorldCup18
. Now the man is showing the world that Blacks can do it very well. Senegal Senegal
#POLSEN
.
@ali_naka
@larry_moyo
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Random Fact: If a change had happened in 1990 with SM taking over and then in 2020 NM . I bet that Sadza Eating Teapot cow_ntry will be a diamond. Sadly the old man refused nechitanda. Now everyone models around old man tricks and strategies 💔💔💔
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How
@acielumumba
is dribbling RBZ. Leaked video
#HandeiTione
@RMajongwe
@larry_moyo
@matigary
@lashiasn
@GomoDubi
@misscailah
@miye1
@Gibbo14918178
Shamwari tambaaa. Ndochi ndochi 👇👇👇
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Toita sei nevanhu veMasvingo.... weZhira huya uzvivonere 🚶♂️🚶♂️🚶♂️
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Prophesy for Zim. The next President of Zim after 30th July elections is one whose english first name ends with 3 letter "SON".
#HandeiTione
👇
@larry_moyo
@RMajongwe
@matigary
@lashiasn
🙈. Musadyiwa netsananguro 👏👏♨♨♨
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Picture of the month👇. Wish Twimbos on these streets could be like these happy two guys.
#HandeiTione
👇
@larry_moyo
@RMajongwe
@TichRay
@matigary
@lashiasn
@GomoDubi
. Pahushamwari hwedu.
#HandeiTione
👇 👇
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Dear President
@edmnangagwa
and Leader
@nelsonchamisa
. A phone call to each other as weZhira sekuru nemuzukuru will stop the madness in our cow_ntry. Rallies are useless. Insults are evil. Unity for future generations is key. Thank me later
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Congratulations to mukoma Honourable
@hwende
. Parliamentary committee chairman for ICT. He whispered to me that
#DataMustFall
and free WiFi tiiii soon at all growth points starting with Jerera. Together we win ✋✋✋✋🔥
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Graphic image of what
@acielumumba
has just done to RBZ Directors. Musadyiwa netsananguro
#HandeiTione
@matigary
@RMajongwe
@larry_moyo
@lashiasn
@GomoDubi
@misscailah
@miye1
@Gibbo14918178
👇👇👇👇
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@mpofuAD
@matigary
@teamZICOSU
@nelsonchamisa
@Team_Khupe
@CurateZim
@CurateByo
@ProfJNMoyo
@acielumumba
@tmukupe
@RobGMugabe
@263Chat
@FrankRwamugabo
@Zirapayon2
@StarfmZimbabwe
Chamisa gave Bill Gates ICT codes for Microsoft computers
#ChamisaChallenge
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Sadza Eaters in SasaAfrica rally for their own for Presidency. Vote Gayton Gari Makwenzi for President. Abahambe..... Bafana Bafana. Zimbos 🇿🇼🇿🇦🇿🇼🇿🇦🇿🇼🇿🇼
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Zulu and Swati cultures must be preserved at all costs. It's national treasures 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🎈
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Big Up to "First Borns" who became Deputy Fathers at an early age.Your first salary cared for 5; 6 or 7 siblings. You never enjoyed your youth bcoz of responsibilities. You missed your personal goals%desires.Even today you sweat.May God richly bless you 🙏 ❤
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May i take this commercial break to thank all Zims who engaged in robust debates on Twitter. We caught feelings; hated ; trolled but we still ONE.
#Musabvunda
@matigary
@ali_naka
@RMajongwe
@larry_moyo
@lashiasn
@TichRay
@maDube_
etc etc THANKS
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Every Saturday this popular hari brings all Vhitori villagers together. Our mbuyas are best brewers. My fellow Vhitorians weZhira can testify 😂
#HandeiTione
👇
@GomoDubi
@larry_moyo
@TichRay
@matigary
@lashiasn
@RMajongwe
@Rex27
@Wamagaisa
@zvobgoluckson1
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My brother Mzilikazi 's book title is "Nothing else to steal" . Boom
@IamMzilikazi
gave Mugabe family a prophesy in book form. Nothing else to steal forget about being President again.
#Handeitione
#ThisFlag
@GomoDubi
@larry_moyo
@TichRay
@RMajongwe
👇👇👇
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"A mosquito that sucks blood on man's testicle receives the softest slap".
#JereraProverb
on why corrupt Zim politicians are not in jail yet.
#HandeiTione
👇
@larry_moyo
@RMajongwe
@matigary
@lashiasn
@GomoDubi
😂 🙆
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With due respect, baba Collin has achievements. Call it "there at right time" but he did it well.
1.Main roads esp Beitbridge-Hre
2.Dams and water projects
3. Covid 19 lockdown management
4.Zesa Unit 6 and 7
5 Border posts renovations
Paagona pembedza
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A white friend of mine visited Zimbabwe. He said "Zims have a strong reading culture; they take newspaper to toilet" Should i tell him the truth 🤷♂️
#HandeiTione
#Musabvunda
@RMajongwe
@larry_moyo
@matigary
@lashiasn
@GomoDubi
. Musadyiwa netsananguro 🙉👇
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Shameless, broke, "See me too characters." Sadza Eaters are defending looters exposed in
#AlJazeeraDocumentary
. Getting angry on behalf of rich people who looted. Hamusvodi here? No wonder you are poor and broke. You hate accountability.
#Muchasvinura
🚶♂️🚶♂️🚶♂️
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How Zim diasporan ladies walk when they arrive at Growth Points.👇
#HandeiTione
👇
@GomoDubi
@larry_moyo
@RMajongwe
@matigary
@lashiasn
@mimmitwit
@misscailah
@samy_kundai
@ChelleChipato
@liettabae263
. Shake body. Mombasa Mombasa 👇 👇 👇. Mungandiii 🙉 ♨ 👇
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