On hold with @Progressive, asking about a car insurance policy that costs almost as much as my car. While waiting, I ran the math, on average in America: •We pay ~$5,267/year per household for car, home, valuables insurance •Only ~$3,160 ever gets paid back in claims •The

America has its first Pope—let’s walk through the most aggressive (and humorous, but legally plausible) U.S. tax scenario. As a U.S. citizen, he’s still subject to U.S. tax laws, meaning he must file a federal return and report worldwide income, even as the head of the Vatican.

If you have ever considered @housecall as a tool to manage your business. Or you are considering using Housecall pro in the future. Don’t.

Carefully considered how to make Herb role over in his grave.

Nicolai Højgaard’s Masters intro from Jim Nance followed by a snap hook of the planet☠️😂 He may be the real deal#Masters @BigRandyNLU @TronCarterNLU

2 things: 1) I,and most tour pros even, suck to front flags. 2) There is more room to rip driver on most holes than I think.

DECADE IS BACK! Follow & Retweet this with what DECADE has taught you or how it's helped your game ➡️ I'm going to pick 5 lucky winners to send DECADE swag to 🔥

Rhein Gibson fired a 16-under 55 during a round at River Oaks Golf Club in Edmond, Okla., in 2012, recognized by the Guinness Book of World Records as the lowest round of golf ever recorded:

I don’t think most people can be successful entrepreneurs if they don’t have healthy relationships, because the support system for somebody that’s trying to make things happen is very real.

Flaming hot Cheetos were invented by a janitor who used to clean the Cheeto manufacturing facility. He is now THE VP OF PEPSI CULTURAL INNOVATION.

You’re a father; your son is playing in his first junior tournament. As you are warming up, next to you comes @TigerWoods and Charlie. What do you do?#packitin

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Patrick Reed's caddie was reportedly involved in an altercation with a fan after the morning session at Royal Melbourne. https://t.co/e2QOW4TTUT

We’re GIVING AWAY serial #01 to one lucky winner. Retweet for a chance to win this Limited Edition #BetsyRoss Buckle package now available. Serial numbered 1-59. (Direct link in Bio - Only $99.59 for buckle & belt) #AmericanMade #TheLandofOpportunity

Let’s make this go viral @GolfChannel @OldRowSports @barstoolsports @GCMorningDrive

I think for my size im pretty good at hiding. #sneakygiant

When your friends are awesome :))) http://t.co/qQPCHhyuhU

The university of Alabama advising process is a joke. Needs more help than my Astros #openingday

I'm not just anyone. I'm Texan.