Matt Garner
@MatthewJGarner
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Martinez gets above Woltemade to win a header.
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@Utdtruthful Everyone asked for a culture reset. Amorin has given us one. Fuck all the sulking entitled kids .
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Amorims interview 👏 The guy just gets Man Utd He will fix us given time 🇾🇪
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Last season we created fuck all chances, barely scored and never looked like winning games. This season, we’re creating a shit ton, scoring loads and every time we lose/draw we’re fuming because we should’ve won. That’s clear progress, whether you like it or not.
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Anyone else get excited seeing a debit from Man Utd only to realise it’s the FA cup debit 😭 🚮 double chubbing incoming
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Back the manager!!! Can’t play like Brazil with Cowdenbeath players !! Judge him when he’s weeded out the shite and got his own in, he’s improving us and if you can’t see it then take up bird watching YANITED 🇾🇪
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Motorway traffic 🚮 Traffic outside the ground 🚮 Parking outside ground 🚮 Queues at Turnstiles 🚮 Football 🚮 Atmosphere 🚮 Queues at half time for a beer 🚮 Traffic getting away from ground 🚮 As far as last night goes it’s enough to fuck it all off for these midweekers!🚮
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Man Utd's monthly award winners in October 🤩 🏃♂️ @EASPORTSFC Player = Bryan Mbeumo 👔 @BarclaysFooty Manager = Ruben Amorim
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Transitional year for the 🐀’s 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’ve heard it all……
We all need to just accept that this season is going to be transitional. At no point this season is Andy Robertson going to be the first choice left-back. He’s bedding in players and letting them have teething problems. Including a struggling Kerkez.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 @Carra23 how does he get a gig if he’s not spitting at kids he’s coming out with absolute garbage like this 🤣
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🚨How mad is this start to the season?!Facing Arsenal, City, Chelsea and Liverpool in your first 9 games… that’s a nightmare for any manager on the planet! But we went toe-to-toe with Arsenal loss from individual mistakes , beat Chelsea, and took down Liverpool on their own
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Aged like milk 🤣🤣🤣
Utd needed a dodgy 95th minute penalty to beat Burnley at home 🤣 Really hope he is still at Utd on 19th of October when Liverpool play them at Anfield, it could be epic. So let's get this trending 😂 #AmorimIn
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WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE!!! Get in there reds!! 🎶 Ruben Amorim 🎶
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Off to Cork 🇮🇪 this weekend…….. any recommendations welcome 🤗 Nice little boozer about 12:30 Saturday would be a good start 🇾🇪
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We’ve had 89 shots in 4 games ……… This System doesn’t work, Amorim has to go 🥱 🤣🤣🤣🤣 E reds 🚮
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Bank will be onto me before long asking why there are no Man Utd debits every week 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Uncle Sam be fuming 🚮
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Any recommendations for the alternative United shirts as opposed to the megastore versions 😉
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