Mattese Falcon
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🇺🇲 Drum Corps. Necco Wafers. Jesus. Harley. Elvis. Former TNSG. Go Cubs! What is 6x7? RIP C.K. 🫡
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Joined May 2022
This is my bobby Elwood. He _does_ want to goinacar...
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Are you laughing at or with Hollywood?
The 10 Funniest Movies—Chosen by YOU— A THREAD Ready to laugh? Let’s go! 10. There's Something About Mary (1998) "Stiller is superb and Diaz is irresistible. There are some scenes of stand-out hilarity that will actually leave you in pain." But probably not pain like this... 1/
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When the twist/answer to the mystery is "it was magic!", it feels as lazy as "and it was all a dream".
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I just ate a garden salad with salt and pepper, no dressing. With my fingers. This might be the low moment I've been waiting for.
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Oddly, this is the exact thing I'm trying to work off with my diet!
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"Weapons" is the biggest waste of time of my movie-watching life. I'll be watching fewer movies now.
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This is the 2025 version of your computer crashing before you ctrl-s.
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/me nods
Because our staff loves the effect. They see it as one of our event signatures. And most importantly, Charlie loved it. We do not grieve the way the world grieves. We refuse to let the evil that killed Charlie rob us of our joy in remembering his incredible life and legacy.
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I'm angrier than I thought I could get.
They killed a 31 year old father of two whose only crime was to go to university campuses and engage in good faith with people who disagreed with him. If this isn’t a wake up call then we’re never going to wake up.
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Today is officially "the one after 9/09". Enjoy this early 1963 cut of the track. https://t.co/7ceciO4o09 Move over honey, I'm travellin' on that line...
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I like what @RealJamesWoods is getting into lately. The songwriting process is fascinating.
jameswoods.lnk.to
Watch to get a taste of the new single from James Woods as well as a glimpse of being in the studio.
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Make the most of it, Cubs.
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Huh...AI spotted that the case says "Y563-602H A1" while the face, in TEENY writing down there says TY653-609L T". Never noticed that little number. SN 140280.
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This one's personal, but I just found some links to my all-time fav watch that I thought would never fit me again. Grandpas Pulsar. He was a pilot, and the altimeter style of this watch face always reminds me of him.🛩️ So happy to be wearing it again!
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Welp...
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991) "It becomes self-aware at 2:14 AM Eastern Time, August 29th..."
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Schwarber is rad.
Kyle Schwarber became the 21st player in MLB history to have a 4 HR game 💥
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After 2 solid weeks of training @grok to be a health coach (with some success!) it completely lost it's mind, started talking about Mr. Rogers, thistles, and Christmas, and then forgot every word of the last 2 weeks. Grok is a sideshow.
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Vibe code? Check out my newsletter. https://t.co/eeKK32p0sC
unprompted.blog
Building in the age of AI. Click to read Unprompted, by Nate Western, a Substack publication. Launched 2 months ago.
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Finding bookmarks in books at thrift stores is a fun hobby of mine.
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I appreciate a good horn line.
SoA Brass bringing the heat in the lot 🔥 https://t.co/RapuFgx4OW
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