Mattese Falcon
@MatteseFalcon
Followers
4K
Following
14K
Media
470
Statuses
5K
🇺🇲 Drum Corps. Necco Wafers. Jesus. Harley. Elvis. Former TNSG. Go Cubs! What is 6x7? RIP C.K. 🫡
USA
Joined May 2022
This is my bobby Elwood. He _does_ want to goinacar...
8
2
39
Are you laughing at or with Hollywood?
The 10 Funniest Movies—Chosen by YOU— A THREAD Ready to laugh? Let’s go! 10. There's Something About Mary (1998) "Stiller is superb and Diaz is irresistible. There are some scenes of stand-out hilarity that will actually leave you in pain." But probably not pain like this... 1/
0
0
1
When the twist/answer to the mystery is "it was magic!", it feels as lazy as "and it was all a dream".
0
0
1
I just ate a garden salad with salt and pepper, no dressing. With my fingers. This might be the low moment I've been waiting for.
0
0
2
Oddly, this is the exact thing I'm trying to work off with my diet!
0
0
1
"Weapons" is the biggest waste of time of my movie-watching life. I'll be watching fewer movies now.
2
0
3
This is the 2025 version of your computer crashing before you ctrl-s.
0
0
1
Today is officially "the one after 9/09". Enjoy this early 1963 cut of the track. https://t.co/7ceciO4o09 Move over honey, I'm travellin' on that line...
0
0
1
I like what @RealJamesWoods is getting into lately. The songwriting process is fascinating.
jameswoods.lnk.to
Watch to get a taste of the new single from James Woods as well as a glimpse of being in the studio.
0
0
7
Make the most of it, Cubs.
0
0
7
Huh...AI spotted that the case says "Y563-602H A1" while the face, in TEENY writing down there says TY653-609L T". Never noticed that little number. SN 140280.
0
0
1
This one's personal, but I just found some links to my all-time fav watch that I thought would never fit me again. Grandpas Pulsar. He was a pilot, and the altimeter style of this watch face always reminds me of him.🛩️ So happy to be wearing it again!
1
0
2
After 2 solid weeks of training @grok to be a health coach (with some success!) it completely lost it's mind, started talking about Mr. Rogers, thistles, and Christmas, and then forgot every word of the last 2 weeks. Grok is a sideshow.
1
0
0
Vibe code? Check out my newsletter. https://t.co/eeKK32p0sC
unprompted.blog
Building in the age of AI. Click to read Unprompted, by Nate Western, a Substack publication. Launched 2 months ago.
0
1
0
Finding bookmarks in books at thrift stores is a fun hobby of mine.
0
0
1
I appreciate a good horn line.
SoA Brass bringing the heat in the lot 🔥 https://t.co/RapuFgx4OW
0
0
0