Matt(astics)
@MattasticS
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Till that word can be dug out of us, why should they hear the babble that we think we mean? How can they meet us face to face till we have faces?
Louisville, KY
Joined June 2009
My wife just told me “I don’t have any clothes to wear.” He’s a live look at our closet.
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That moment when your team all starts running your program you’ve been working on and testing for months and it’s do or die time
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Growing up I heard God might not punish your sins right away, sometimes He’ll wait. I’m convinced the Barracuda Trials are 33 years of punishment #OSRS #Runescape
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“Which Matthew? There’s three Matthew’s here waiting on an order. I hate Matthew’s have an original name” - Starbucks Barista Ma’am I’m sorry my parents had no originality and named me the most basic male name in the 90’s I can’t help that.
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Shoutout to all the ADHDers out there who can’t stand in front of the mirror and brush their teeth for two minutes to they change and make their bed and do everything else and end up brushing their teeth for like 6 minutes
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@ChadPergram The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command. George Orwell, 1984
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Can we maybe at least TRY some gun control laws? Like at least for like a year? Just as a trial and if it doesn’t work, at least MAGA can say “I told you so”
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Wordle 1,421 6/6 ⬛⬛🟩🟨🟨 🟨🟩🟩⬛🟨 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Saturday
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Wordle 1,424 X/6 ⬛🟨🟩⬛🟩 ⬛⬛🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 Tuesday.
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I never used the same letter twice in any guesses (which I guess I should have) But this trend of having three letters be in SO MANY five letters words is outrageous. This is today.
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The fact that they’re called “women” and not “Hermen” is such a shame.
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Boomers is 2004: “Don’t trust strangers the internet.” Boomers in 2024: “This stranger on the internet says the government can control the weather and caused the flooding because they want the lithium from the mountains!”
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Remember when everyone’s parents got Facebook and they ruined the social media experience? Elon Musk is pulling the ultimate dad social media move and ruining it for everyone.
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What’s it like to have a hobby this is just a hobby? How does one have hobby that is not an obsession or an addiction?
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Happy “gas is too high groceries are too expensive but let me go spend thousands on fireworks cause America” day!
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Life update: Everybody meet Shepherd. He was born on October 10 and has us wrapped around his little finger. He loves eating and falling asleep while eating and hates diaper changes.
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UPDATE: My wallet was found in my dads car. Which means I DID remember that weird place! Matt:1 - ADHD: Still drastically more than 1
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"This is a wierd place for me to put my wallet but I think I'll remember it" - Me two weeks ago putting my wallet in a place I can't remember.
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