I had a Beet & Avocado salad 5 days ago at Cheesecake Factory & can’t stop thinking about how delicious it was.

🗣️: Chairmans statement. It is with great excitement that we announce the appointment of Phil Brown as the new manager of Peterborough Sports. Please join us in welcoming Phil to the Turbines 🟠⚫️ #psfc

🚨 NEW: The African Union has now joined the Caribbean push demanding Britain pays “reparations” for empire and slavery. Let’s be clear: African kingdoms were knee-deep in the slave trade, selling their own people for profit. King Ghezo of Dahomey even begged Britain not to

Paul Walter Hauser and Mr. Charles Crowley with a Marvel Studios showdown at PROGRESS! Things got heated in the Ballroom! #100volts @ThisIs_Progress @CrowleyCarnival

Our champion

Rip Crowley

Trickster. God. From sports halls to ballrooms, from England to Japan. You cannot beat the classics, and you cannot kill the Twat 🎈

The 2025 Patriots 5️⃣3️⃣

Supremely low ticket warning! Join us this Monday for the 100th show at the Electric Ballroom including our FIRST EVER singles TLC match inside the hallowed halls between Luke Jacobs and Man Like Dereiss! 🎟️ https://t.co/Pcy5LGEmjM

Pro-pedestrian bastard kerb jumping out under law abiding motorists who just want to grow the Economy.

I very much enjoyed the superb brand new show from @TheSimonEvans this evening at the Edinburgh Fringe. Spoilt only by my fondness for a pre-show beer, which meant I spent the last 20 minutes squirming and trying not to wet myself, literally. 4.5 ⭐

Bit of an unorthodox reaction to a miss from the @psfcturbines gaffer🙈😂😂

I'm definitely backing @CrowleyCarnival in this... Now where can I get a bunch of fluorescent green dildos from in the next 7 days..? 🤔

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Paul Walter Hauser announces he will be defending the PROGRESS Proteus Championship in a fantastic four way against Simon Miller, Charles Crowley & Bullit at 100 Volts. His chosen Proteus stipulation is fans interact starting with FANS BRING THE WEAPONS! 🎟️

My parents grew up in communist Romania and told me stories of breadlines and suffering under that political system. I saw it first hand when I visited Romania at 10 years old. I tried to tell a joke about Ceasescu in a restaurant and my mother’s friends covered my mouth as I

The huge reduction in traffic during school holidays is proof all children should be required by law to travel via public transport to school. Only exceptional circumstances should be allowed to travel to school in a parents car.

July 2024 vs July 2025 Always a pleasure to meet with this delightful twat @CrowleyCarnival, that Proteus title will be yours soon!

RIP Hulk Hogan Terry Bollea was the first mainstream megastar in pro wrestling. He was the face of sports entertainment & elevated pro wrestling to a whole new level. I had the opportunity to work with Hulkster a few times over the years & enjoyed my interactions with him. My

Looking forward to this!

People don't understand what a monumental achievement the EU is. For thousands of years the continent that would tear itself apart every few decades, the EU stopped all that. We should have thanked them every day for being allowed in, instead we decided to fuck it all off.