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Joined August 2011
Iâm keeping a running list of the absolute dumbest stuff from this season to prove this is the dumbest season imaginable. What am I missing?
Without a doubt, I can confidently say this is the dumbest Bengals season of my lifetime. Not the worst seasonâthe DUMBEST.
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What the hell is going on in Athens�
According to head coach Brian Smith's attorney, Smith is on paid leave for the time being. His attorney says Smith was asked to leave in the middle of the day yesterday, and they deny any wrongdoing. The attorney claims no allegations or charges have been brought against Smith.
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Accurate.
Aaron Rodgers looks like he tried to rob Kevin McCallisterâs house
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Really cool story. Jalen is easy to root for.
Jalen Davis is one of best stories on the Bengals right now. Today, he officially joins the 53-man roster. Davis is the longest-tenured player on the entire defense. He joined the team in 2020, played in the Super Bowl and was a very quality backup behind Mike Hilton for years.
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Not dead yet!
How many teams have been more than 1 game out of first place after Week 13 and still won the division, as the #Bengals are trying to do? How many of those rode that momentum to advance in the playoffs? Today's Stat of the Jay:
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Bananas the #Bengals have hope, but here we are. Burrow is back. The defense has improved from historically bad to below average and they are 3-1 in division. Schedule: At BUF, BAL, At MIA, AZ, CLE Not likely, but not over. Ravens 6-6 Steelers 6-6 Bengals 4-8 Browns 3-9
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We back up.
Actually, yes. There's a chance the AFC North winner has a losing record.
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This is a really bad look for the MAC. Iâm clearly biased toward OU, but this championship format isnât sustainable in any way, and frankly, every team should take issue.
Really strange how Ohio can have the same conference record as Miami, with a stronger overall record and out-of-conference schedule, as well as the head-to-head win against Miami, and not make the MAC Championship. But Miami does. Not how it should work.
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Ballgame Cardinals.
Yes.
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From a competition standpoint, Rivalry Week is falling kind of flat. Most of these games arenât even close.
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THE Ohio University running commercials during the Ohio State / Michigan game is the kind of low key petty Iâm here for as a Bobcat #OUohyeah
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Blitzinnati
The blitz rate on the season from the Bengals' defense: 19.7%. The Bengals' blitz rate over the last four weeks: 22%, 24%, 28%, 26%. The third down blitz rate on the season: 25%. The third down blitz rate over the last four weeks: 27%, 20%, 30%, 37%. Al Golden is starting
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Iâm actively recruiting for the DJ Turner fan club â shoot me your resume if youâre interested
PFF has charged DJ Turner with allowing just 22 yards in coverage over the last 3 games. He averages just 26.5 yards allowed per game this season.
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Couldnât agree more. No strange turkey.
"I didn't touch it. I don't know who made it, where it came from." Joe Burrow on his decision to abstain from partaking in turkey postgame on NBC.
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