Matpac
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Retired (FIRE) at 52. Ironman.
Hove, England
Joined October 2021
Wow, @Chelsearory embarassing to have 103k followers and know absolutely nothing about football. What a 🤡.
Two-bob is at it again. Showcasing his football knowledge. Didn’t he predict Brighton to go down last season as well?. Come on @Chelsearory, put a big bet on then. Should be easy money 💰#BHAFC #CFC.
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Good news everyone. EVs never break down. Truly a miraculous invention.
its a strange day when the work college who hates #EVs, and tells me so, cant make it to work, as is car had a failed belt pully, meaning no water pump, no alternator and no power steering, then buys a long extension cord to recharge the car as it finally died 50 mtrs from his.
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That's gonna be a problem when we're both in the Champions League. Seriously, what's the plan there?.
Tony Bloom on Hearts: "I will be very disappointed if, in the next 10 years, we don’t win at least one league title.".
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The algorithm/real people at X are fucking idiots. Also, Grok is so clever it will literally take over the world. Twats all round.
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The "temporary" imposition of income tax. They really fucked us over on that one.
What’s the quietest turning point in history with the loudest consequences?.
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Jesus christ. 70 is neither the retirement age, nor the pension age. And if you're planning an early retirement, then you won't take any notice of the State Pension Age - otherwise it wouldn't be "early" would it. Imbecilic from the @Telegraph
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Bullied by his terrorist loving backbenchers and lagging behind Macron's submission. That's leadership alright. Fuck me. From safety first to Palestine first, Keir Starmer shows some leadership | John Crace
theguardian.com
The PM is to lead recognition of a Palestinian state – a good day for him, the UK and the starving people of Gaza
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Newport County having their own goal of the season competition in the first 45 of the season.
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Maybe EU citizens should've voted for someone stronger. Oh wait, they didn't vote for her at all. Silly me.
This was hard to watch. The 🇪🇺President was barely able to speak at all. She looked like a hostage. What a humiliation for Europe - even before any surrender deal might be agreed to in the next hour.
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Is it just me or is the whole point of these electronic bus signs that you DON'T need to refer to the timetable because IT TELLS YOU WHEN THE NEXT FUCKING BUS WILL SHOW UP?
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"I'm not exaggerating, but Nigel Farage IS Adolf Hitler.". Fucking hell.
Corbyn’s new party is designed to put Farage in No10 . Sultana, Lali and others are using the same playbook/rhetoric that the KPD used to pave Hitler's path to victory. I am not exaggerating . 1/.
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Philip Mould on the BBC describing Churchill as "a devisive figure". Fuck off.
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Absolutely brilliant.
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So then they'll do the things they said they would in their "manifesto" and also won't go around doing random things that weren't in their "manifesto"?. And if they don't, there's an immediate election?. Deal.
Rather than a referendum, I have a radical idea - how about political parties list their policies in some kind of document, a ‘manifesto’ say, then the party who wins implements those policies.
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Christ. How fucking thick is @Keir_Starmer?. @NJDixon is correct - that if paying in gives you a vote, then it must be the case that not paying in does not. Right?. So why would Starmer open himself to such an obvious response?. Fucking imbecile. Unbelievable.
I like Starmer’s progressive idea that voting should be based on paying in tax. We should therefore take the vote away from net recipients. Doubt it will be great for Labour, but then Keir has always said country first, party second.
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What's happened to @Sonos? Complete and utter crap, just mind numbing trying to connect to the WiFi and then to Alexa. Two days of banging your head against a brick wall. Absolute shite.
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Fucking hilarious.
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Somehow he manages to be a ginge and a baldy at the same time. Twat.
“Climate change wreaking havoc on our planet.”.~ Prince Harry. Keep using those private jets Harry.
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RT @SussexIncidents: Does anyone know this lovely couple? They accidentally forgot to pay their bill at D'Arcy's Wine Bar in Horsham Frida….
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