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@MattHintz3
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Farmer, corporate survivor, sperm lottery loser
Amherst wi
Joined August 2018
@IvoryHecker When you don’t stand up for what’s right your soul is worth is exactly what your compensation is.
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If that was a T&L this is the best possible situation, still time to get anything else, even a water winch or a gun line.
Must be a T&L, didn’t even wait until it was in the field and assembled to tip over
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And finally, the number-one selling doll this Christmas is "Tickle Me Elmo." And the least popular selling doll? You guessed it: Tickle Me Frank Stallone.
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To quote a friend of mine “I’m sitting in the back of the plane, you never see the front end of one hanging off the side of the mountain in good shape yet”
When scientists intentionally crashed a passenger plane to identify which seats are the safest.
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I’m not sure what hell is like but there is a strong possibility they supply you with a dog that barks at everything and then you live across from neighbors with 1/2 acre lot and every off road vehicle and motor sports thing you can think of
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This semi must need new fuel filters, seems like it’s lacking power ***pulls on scale*** Ope
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And if one parent stays home, especially if it’s the mother it’s “oppressive”
It’s wild that it’s become normal to leave your kids at daycare five days a week, eight hours a day, just so you can go to a job that mainly pays for daycare, the car to get there, and a house you’re rarely home to enjoy. We’re stuck in a cycle of working just to afford a life we
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My mom’s “addiction” was trying to save her family’s farm after her idiot brother successfully ran it right into the ground The parallels of the @JDVance childhood and my own was extremely similar but with a different type of addiction She lost everything trying to save it
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Stop by your local FSA office, they have loans for that
the fact that an 18-year old can take out a $500,000 student loan but can't take out a $50,000 dollar loan to fund their gambling addiction tells you everything you need to know.
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Good thing there is only 4 pieces pencil eraser sized chicken pieces in a can or this could be serious
🚨BREAKING: Campbell Soup’s VP and Chief Information Security Officer, Martin Bally, was secretly recorded saying the company uses bioengineered meat, their products aren’t healthy, and that it’s mostly poor people who buy them. "We have shit for fucking poor people. Who buys
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Imagine having time for an activity this God Damned stupid
Liberals in California are reportedly lining up at Home Depot to buy a single 17-cent scraper, return it, then repeat the process in an effort to slow sales and protest the store’s cooperation with ICE operations.
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Tomatoes aren’t actually supposed to be crunchy like an apple
@rabcyr_alt You don’t think your homegrown tomatoes taste better than tomatoes shipping in from all over the world?
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Ope! Just the chickens!!
hear me out: driveway alarm goes off, signals drone to start flying and tcob. Ultimate farm security when your away
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Between the Algorithms and not being able to scroll from bottom up after a refresh I’d say someone been messing with the wires again at the X place
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Often when the bigs sell things they make sure it won’t be to a competitor Nutrien is selling a facility here, but can’t be operated as Ag retail, what good are dry fert buildings for anything else? Coop sold the local grain site, but wouldn’t sell to a farmer or competitor
Ranchers will have a great opportunity to band together and buy Tyson’s meat packing plant in Lexington. Let the farmers sell American beef instead of cattle
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Huge if true…
Your lack of knowledge on a subject doesn’t make it a conspiracy.
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People that use Casey’s in North Dakota are going to use the bathroom at Kwik Trip and wonder why the feces isn’t on the ceiling
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I tell kids now a days that Ponderosa was a top shelf steak house back in the late 1900’s
@SecDuffy These pictures of people dressed up on airplanes being served fancy food in 1967 are a nonsense comparison In 1970 a round trip ticket from NY to LA cost $550. That’s $3500 today. Most middle class adults had NEVER been on a plane. That’s why it looked like luxury—it was.
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As we get eaten alive on increasing overhead cost’s Thanksgiving will at least cost less
According to @FarmBureau, Thanksgiving dinner will cost the average family 5% less than last year. I tend to trust our farmers over your left-wing "news" outlets.
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50 years later they are “the man” and now think people need to follow the rules
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Last week I had a former coworker who I haven’t talked to in 5+ yrs wonder if I wanted to work for him via text. I figured no response was better than something vulgar
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