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Crazy Vibes
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I own a small bakery. We aren’t famous, but we pay the bills. Last Tuesday, a woman came in. She was gripping her purse so tight her knuckles were white. She looked at the display case for a long time—too long. She pointed to the smallest plain vanilla cupcake we had. 'Just that
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@ponton_alex
Alex Ponton
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Your suppliers are not #1 Your shareholders. They shouldn't suffer if your business struggles. Are you paying them bonuses when it goes well? #2 They are not your family members. Don't assume "they will understand" #3 They are not your credit card unless they agree to it
@ponton_alex
Alex Ponton
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If you owe your suppliers money, you shouldn't do an end of year party... You shouldn't upgrade your car... You should pay... Why is it that hard?
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@Rugusuki
Rugamban'engwe
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@Humanrights256 'Ekyebeyi kiba kya beeyi; ow'ekiwalata teyetikka ffene!'
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@MujuziEmmaK
Mw. Mujuzi
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Power Ranger
@KeruboSk
Sophia ❣️
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If you followed your childhood dream, what would you be now?
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@Winnie_Byanyima
Winnie Byanyima
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Join me in demanding justice in court tomorrow Retweet and add your voice: #BailForKizzaBesigye #BailForObedLutale
@Winnie_Byanyima
Winnie Byanyima
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Tomorrow, @kizzabesigye1 and Obed Lutale return to court - for the 4th time - seeking bail. They are elderly men who have spent a year in jail, separated from family, care, and dignity. The law allows bail. Justice demands it. Will the state and President @KagutaMuseveni again
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@ponton_alex
Alex Ponton
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If you owe your suppliers money, you shouldn't do an end of year party... You shouldn't upgrade your car... You should pay... Why is it that hard?
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@Kenyabirder
Kenyanbirder
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Eurasian Scops-owl in Murang'a
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@ISekagya
Ibrahim Sekagya🇺🇬🇺🇲
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looking forward to a productive,healthy and prosperous year added.Happy birthday to me!
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@weskambale
wes
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update: thank you to everyone for the reception of the Uganda Wall the devs steppin' up to help build the next version, and those sendin' in cash to keep this thing movin' so far, we've received 571,200 ugx and we're grateful we've secured the domain
ugandawall.org
Documenting human rights incidents in real-time.
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wes
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workin' in partnership with the team at @AgoraCFR, i'm introducin' the Uganda Wall a secure, encrypted platform built to document violent incidents, track missin' persons, and make sure the ugly truth durin' this election period can't be erased, buried, or silenced when it
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@Brink_Thinker
Kevin W.
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This Pennsylvania barbershop boosts kids' confidence by paying young customers $3 to read stories aloud during haircuts, deserving endless retweets.
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@ramdevkar07
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Bro is installing his emotions package🔥
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@bryanodong
Wod Anaka
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Ugandan formula one 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@nikita_helene
Helena La ShowGirl
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reminder that the commissioner general of ura 🇺🇬 earns salary that's comparable to what the head of the irs 🇺🇲 earns ura collects $9b irs collects $5 tr governor bou earns salary that's comparable to what the chairman of the federal reserve earns ug gdp: $65b usa gdp: $30 tr
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@big_smoke2112
bigsmoke 🤔
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@NinyeTabz ajja kumanya kulwaki kalooli zi pama bbi owamazi nga atee zimira amagumba
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@weskambale
wes
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workin' in partnership with the team at @AgoraCFR, i'm introducin' the Uganda Wall a secure, encrypted platform built to document violent incidents, track missin' persons, and make sure the ugly truth durin' this election period can't be erased, buried, or silenced when it
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@qataharraymond
Mujuni Raymond
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Alcohol lowers your ability to make sound decisions. Driving requires prompt decision making at each turn. Please don’t drink and drive - no matter how confident you are! If you cannot do it for yourself, do it for other road users. Please don’t drink alcohol and drive!
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@cobbo3
Charles Onyango-Obbo
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25 World-Beating African “Institutions”, YES! (In No Particular Order) 1. The Springboks. South Africa: A rugby team that mastered trauma, tactics, and timing. Sometimes wins ugly. Wins far too often. 2. Visit Rwanda + Kigali City: Radical rebranding turned into civic discipline.
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@ponton_alex
Alex Ponton
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I think one thing @wekesa_amos and @jamesonen would both agree on is that "The Plan" or "The Vision" on tourism is either clearly lacking or clearly poorly communicated... Where are the fresh ideas? Remove fresh, Where are the ideas? Good lord, whether you think tourism in
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@SpireJim
Jim Spire Ssentongo
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My OB, Fr Deus Ssekabira (Masaka Diocese), it is over 10 days ever since you were dramatically taken by military men. No official explanation on what they took you for, no information where you are being held, no charges against you! Not that it is strange, for it is common and
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@Winnie_Byanyima
Winnie Byanyima
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