Everyday I ask myself, "Would @BretHart think I have the jam today?" and if the answer is no, I adjust accordingly. https://t.co/jAzHjdxBlL

while watching the video to @50cent 's P.I.M.P this morning, my husband thought snoop was talking about crocs w/ the "now and later gator" line ... and had me get up to look. they were pink alligator shoes. sigh.

Thinking of Scott Hall this holiday season. #nwo (for life)

so this new era of wrestling is a ten word promo (repeated) and going back to the ring and announce table to taunt the crowd? #WWERaw ok...

idk why vegeta is trending, but imho, he should always be trending.

While watching @AbbottElemABC ... I told my 14 year old son @thesherylralph 's about to be age later this month and he bellowed, "WHAT?!" Finer than wine!

With @Google 's new Pixel ad about the girls not being able to have their photo taking friend in the photo, so they pasted her in with AI ... My 14 year old asked, "why not have another person take the photo so she could be in it?" and that sums up my feelings about AI, too.

Adam Driver looks like Trajan. That's all.

@Sleep_Token also, not sure how the FUCK canibus isn't on here when i listen to him every day, but okay.

it isn't Spotify unwrapped bc I heard they have mega spyware attached to their software but unsurprisingly this ... Thanks, @Sleep_Token for another wonderful year

@2gay2lift I bet this is so deep if you're fucking stupid.

Tonight marks a year of playing @Chaosium_Inc 's Pendragon and there have been very few TTRPGs I've loved as much. Thank you for such a wonderful world and such intriguing takes on Arthurian lore. And as my group always says, #fuckmerlin !!

Heard whistling from the woods behind my house this morning around 0530. Hope it's just a Sasquatch.

during tonight's grand #pendragon campaign ... i rolled interpersonal relationships during the winter phase and my lady of the lake pc finally got it on w/ gawain (rolled as ride or die besties in previous sessions) and ... now they're getting married. we are canon killers.

the big beautiful bill being named after BUBBA's dingaling would be hilarious.

lol our president sucked slick willy's weiner.

if maiev and illidan don't become an item after he comes back, i swear to god, @Blizzard_Ent

Watching @ConanOBrien 's #ConanOBrienMustGo & while watching the Argentina episode, I asked my hubs if we are @jordanschlansky & Conan. He said no. I asked if that's bc I'm slightly cooler than Jordan & he only chuckled ... :( fuck

OH MY GOD, IT'S COMING? @WrestlingBios I'm so excited. 😭

I miss when my oldest son had a speech impediment. He used to call @thewitcher "Richard" ... So he'd ask if we were watching or playing "Richard" often as a youngster. 🥹