Mat Hil
@MatHil
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Joined February 2009
PPR league pick two to start. Rob Kelley, Tim Hightower, or cj fiedorowicz. @MatthewBerryTMR @FieldYates #StartSitESPN #fantasyfootball Thnx.
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If Escalade drivers aren't making constant use of the phrase, "Well that escalated quickly," then what's the point?.
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The closest I'll ever get to being a professional athlete is juking people at a big concert while sprinting to the bathroom.
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Huh? Now that there aren't any rapists playing for the Steelers, I seem to have lost my hatred for them.
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If you laugh when someone mentions hardwood floors, we could be friends.
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To the guy who designated candy corn as THE halloween candy, fuck you.
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The guy who coined the phrase "shit-eating grin" must've been into some pretty sick stuff.
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This NASCAR Cup race is getting really excit- Wait, WHAT!? What do you mean it's not to the death?!.
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I always carry all my important documents with me on a floppy disk, cause you never know when you're gonna need them.
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Romney blamed Obama for The Boston Tea Party. Obama retorted saying Romney was responsible for New Coke. Gettin' outta hand! #mockthevote.
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When are they gonna pan backstage to Biden and Ryan in their socks shuffling around the carpet and shocking each other? #mockthevote.
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RT @JennyJohnsonHi5: I'm voting for the first one who makes the jerk-off motion while the other one is talking. #Debate.
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The Presidential Debate has been postponed due to the candidates' inability to agree on which Jock Jam will signal their entrance on stage.
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