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did you know when america landed on the moon they littered all the poopy diapers? literally just left them there.
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i'm addicted to canceling amazon orders that don't ship fast enough . gives me that same thrill, twice.
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RT @Sean_Becker: [consoling a friend after a breakup]. HIM: I won’t find anyone as good as her. ME (just finished watching Moneyball): we’l….
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RT @Lazgar_lockman: Disable this immediately in your Direct message settings, as it's on by default. Anyone can voice call you and see your….
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i think its ok for vegans to eat crocodile bc theyre both ugly and mean.
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beginning to polaroid outfits for boiler room nyc in july.
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RT @benphillips76: “Lives found ended” is not a phrase in English. This is the first time it has ever been used. The daily coining of new e….
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hiding enough ads on instagram that i get ads for an MDMA plug on telegram
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RT @albanywater: We got ourselves a nice frost last night, our winter is almost here. Make sure to protect your outdoor faucets, bleed you….
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RT @AlbanyNYLibrary: DYK you have free access to more than twenty museums and historic sites in the area? Stop by and check out our Museum….
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