Teezy
@MasterTeezy
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unfortunately none of your tweets will be as funny as when trump inevitably insinuates he's more manly for surviving a gunshot
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unfortunately none of your tweets will be as funny as when trump inevitably insinuates he's more manly for surviving a gunshot
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WNBA security: “Sir, do you have a dildo in your ass?” Me trying to act natural:
BREAKING: "No bag policy" has been implemented for tonight's WNBA game in an attempt to crack down on dildo throwers.
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Can’t wait until they unify all the apps into a new app called cable.
Disney+ and Hulu are launching a “unified” streaming app in 2026, fully integrating Hulu into Disney+. The standalone Hulu streaming service will be discontinued.
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"When Caitlin Clark retires from the WNBA, she's going to work at a waffle house so she can continue doing what she loves most: fist fighting black women" — Shane Gillis 😭😭😭
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Shane Gillis: "Donald Trump wants to stage a UFC fight on the White House lawn. The last time he staged a fight in D.C., Mike Pence almost died... Actually, there was supposed to be an Epstein joke here, but I guess it got deleted..." #ESPYs
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Enormous “under market” sale tomorrow. Tons of great options will be dropping throughout the day. Sometimes more than once! Starting off with a giveaway! Free prismatic ETB shipped anywhere To win: Follow, like, share 🩷 Ends May 10th
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🎁 Pokémon Illustration Contest 2024 Promos Giveaway Round 4 🎁 To join: ➡️Follow @spoilsandloot & @SteeloAndKri ➡️Repost and Like this Tweet That's all! US only. Winner selected on March 23rd. Good luck everyone! 🥳
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Releases in less than three weeks! To enter: Follow, like, repost Winner picked publicly, no DM. Shipped anywhere free
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Going to keep giving these away while I figure out what to do with them 😂 To enter: Like, repost, follow Drawn 3/10 Free shipping anywheres
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The way Trump causes Republicans to forsake any allegiances they have to their own family members (not even talking about cousins, but fathers, wives, children) should be studied.
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Just like me fr
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They not like us. They not like us. They not like us. They not like us. They not like us. They not like us. They not like us. They not like us. They not like us. They not like us. They not like us. They not like us. They not like us. They not like us. They not like us. They not
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It’s been crazy to watch everyone who withheld votes from Harris because they “refuse to vote for lesser of two evils” bitch about everything trump is doing right now. Truly hope y’all feel so ashamed.
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time for the IMMIGRANTS ARE STEALING OUR JOBS crowd to either clock in or shut the fuck up forever
California Farm Bureau says migrant farmworker deportation fears have virtually halted the Central Valley's citrus harvest — NBC LA
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Thank the heavens
JUST IN: Supreme Court signals it will uphold the ban on TikTok, set for Jan. 19, unless the platform is divested from Chinese parent company ByteDance - Forbes
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NEW YEARS GIVEAWAY!!! HAPPY 2025!!! 1x PlayStation 5 Digital Edition - 30th Anniversary Limited Edition - Like + Repost to enter! - Winner announced Jan 10!
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