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Merry Christmas you filthy animals. The RTB Shit Christmas Presents Awards 2025 are officially OPEN. Show me the absolute fucking shite Santa (your nan) has dumped under your tree 🎅🎁🎄
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pitch black at 5:30
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Son: Dad can you come wrestle with me and my pillows like you used to when you were a kid? My return entrance shocking all the pillows: https://t.co/6jpcfXwsXI
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"We're back" @MotionBristol has announced that it will reopen later this year after securing a new space in Bristol https://t.co/mkuDsdg949
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Announced just weeks after the storied nightclub's "final dance", Motion is now set to relaunch at a space on Victoria Terrace, St Philips
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It was only ever Arsenal. A boyhood Gooner, our new number 10 – welcome home, Ebere ❤️
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How I expect a single glass of water to perform against the 20 beers I had earlier
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Havertz showing Spurs his knee after Arsenal hijacked Eze 😭😭😭
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Arsenal are close to confirming a deal for Julian Draxler.
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People, places, memories. By Ethan Nwaneri. Our number 22 is here to stay ❤️
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“What do you mean you don’t drink? You’re 15”
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