KOKO THE GORILLA (signing): all ball koko cat gone soft ball warm robin williams POETRY READING AUDIENCE: *snaps* KOKO THE GORILLA: car take ball, give cry koko eat car soon bite AUDIENCE: *snaps* KOKO (talking suddenly): emmy rossum race war

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Free Ep @MashaParty joins Hesse for an ep everyone will love! The girls discuss Masha’s acclaimed new play Are The Bennett Girls Okay? Before writing an even better play called The Curse of Joseph Cronos. The also get a call from Pedo Samantha Jones!

New ep! @MashaParty and I provide you with exactly what you love: us goofing off for an hour

-my new character, The Scary Comedian

"the root of all suffering" honey that's a turnip! i don't have time to parboil that crap shit, i'm too busy shmoozing young improvisers at the lil smartmouth pageant for Special Cases! all the bold-choiced glitterati of tomorrow are out tonight!

doing the dance from the OA outside city hall tonight if sliwa loses

#CutForSliwa

i've just found that i am happiest when i'm single or in a monogamous relationship. when i'm in love, i don't really feel attracted to other people. casual sex feels kind of pointless. idk why i'm telling you all this other than i like talking and i'm starting to date again

also i have been a huge slut. i've done solo poly and kitchen table and relationship anarchy. i've learned things from polyamory i couldn't have otherwise--dating around and experiencing what it was like to be respected by a partner helped me leave a shitty relationship years ago

ftr if you are poly i think that is freaking awesome. my gripes with it are pretty subjective. conversely, if you say stuff like monogamy is miserable and fundamentally evil, i will think less of you

monogamy for me is about getting old and ugly together. i want to let myself go asap. get in on the ground floor and let's take this party down to the root cellar

who can fucking take me

therapy is crazy bc today i was telling my therapist that i was having trouble setting boundaries and she just goes "you were molested by a satanic cult. they made you eat a baby squidward" like okay... you didn't have to clock my tea like that

ME: i'm having trouble setting boundaries MY THERAPIST WHO IS GAL GADOT: you were Rape by Mike Birbiglia, and now u have forgotten ME: so what do i do? MY THERAPIST WHO IS GAL GADOT: u must find the Yggdrasil damn bitch ME: what MY THERAPIST WHO IS GAL GADOT: the worl tree..

good therapeutic techniques can be misused with disastrous consequences, but that doesn't mean we should discard them entirely. IFS is life-saving. without it, i never would've freed myself from my dog's mind games and abuse.

i once had a psychiatrist who looked and acted exactly like joan calamezzo, told me i was about to develop schizophrenia, gave me ativan and ritalin and told me to "even out" throughout the day. this made me go insane. does my story mean that ativan and ritalin are evil drugs?

like it's not about lobster, it's about slowly expanding what we think of as a luxury until it includes all food, as well as sleep and hands

amending this--i don't think that if right wingers understood EBT, they would support it (and of course, many know exactly how it works and say this shit anyway). i'm just sick of watching the same dishonest argument play out over and over. just say you want poor people to die

we've been having the same argument forever because conservatives don't understand how EBT works

hi my dears :) cancer has been really tough on my family and this gfm was made to help my parents out with everything that's been thrown at them over the past few years. they're my favorite people on earth and i'd really appreciate if you'd share🫶🏻