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Martha Gill

@Martha_Gill

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Weekly opinion columnist: The Observer. Previously: Economist Britain correspondent https://t.co/ZKCi7HQKdR

Joined September 2009
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Martha Gill
5 years
If only the “protective ring thrown around care homes” had matched the one thrown around Cummings.
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8 years
Never piss off wheat farmers in key marginals.
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7 years
I'm sure it can't be all Denise's fault.
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3 years
This is cute
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4 years
I interviewed Laurence Fox
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5 years
Hello, so I am recovering from coronavirus and thought I’d tweet a day by day list of my symptoms as I found similar threads very helpful. (For context have no underlying health conditions).
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They've chosen the hill they want to die on, and its that Grenfell victims weren't as clever as Jacob Rees Mogg.
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Arron Banks
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You don’t need to be educated at Eton , to know that it’s smart to leave a burning building.
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6 years
Johnson responds to question about the murder of Jo Cox: “The best way to ensure that every Parliamentarian is properly safe and we dial down the current anxiety in this country is to get Brexit done”. In other words, if MPs want to avoid getting murdered things better go his way.
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Martha Gill
7 years
The moment when it dawns on Iain Dale that he’s just made an argument for a second referendum
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Iain Dale
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The moment when it dawns on Remainers that Danny Dyer actually voted Brexit.
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Martha Gill
7 years
Please don't panic. The government has stockpiled six weeks worth of Johnsons to ensure adequate supplies in an emergency.
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Martha Gill
3 years
So if she was joking about it, it was in response to a story that had been circulating for at least a month. Laughing off a sexist story that is already widespread is very different to coming up with it yourself.
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1 year
Ed Davey right now
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Martha Gill
4 years
There was so much more to Churchill than his bust. We should ask ourselves why we continually need to sexualise him.
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1 year
Always fascinated with the “what is university for” question. When rich kids are involved: “university is so much more than getting a job: it’s about enriching the soul/rounding you out as a human being”. When it’s a poor kid: “but will this really help them get a better job?”
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Rishi Sunak
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You don’t have to go to university to succeed in life.
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Martha Gill
5 years
How old were you when you realised hard work wasn’t worth it? Me for @thetimes
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Martha Gill
5 years
Very odd to call yesterday’s stories “inaccurate” when the government just spent the day defending the events revealed in those stories and rewriting its own guidelines to accommodate them.
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Joe Pike
5 years
NEW: No 10 respond to latest Cummings allegations.
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Martha Gill
6 years
Surely this will only encourage him.
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Martha Gill
7 years
Go on, think of a better name for a cokehead ex boyfriend of Ivanka Trump
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Martha Gill
5 years
This 'science advisor' is a psychologist. I really can't believe we are attempting to 'nudge' our way out of this with soft science when we need hard science. Epidemiologists are the scientists to listen to.
@BBCMarkEaston
Mark Easton
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Government #coronavirus science advisor Dr David Halpern tells me of plans to ‘cocoon’ vulnerable groups.
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Martha Gill
3 years
Did the Basic Instinct story originate with Rayner? A brief timeline…
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Martha Gill
2 years
Birthrates are falling in the rich world and elsewhere. Women and men in these places on average want 2 children but have far fewer. Why? I think we’ve been missing something 🧵
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Martha Gill
6 years
Londoners are never more than six feet away from a Rory Stewart.
@RoryStewartUK
Rory Stewart
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Now - if anyone is around and wants to talk - in Kew Gardens - for the next hour
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Martha Gill
3 years
Hope to live to see the day that a meeting of G7 leaders is mistaken for a hen do
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Martha Gill
9 years
New glass ceiling test: when rivalry between two school girls in the same drinking society can eventually destroy Europe.
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Martha Gill
6 years
If there is a second referendum, Remain should pledge to invest the money that will be saved in areas that originally voted leave.
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Martha Gill
5 years
Sorry but I actually think Swinson is performing well and providing fairly compelling answers given the questions she’s getting #bbcqt.
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Martha Gill
2 years
A friendly challenge to @RichardvReeves and co who say that it is Western strides in equality - leaving ��lost boys’ and men with few role models and diminished prospects - which are ultimately behind the rise of Andrew Tate. This narrative feels right. Is it true? 🧵
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Martha Gill
3 years
I love that the story of this failed treehouse is basically the same as that of Boris Island, the garden bridge, the bridge between Scotland and Northern Island and all other impractical and overpriced Boris infrastructure projects
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Martha Gill
5 years
When will women learn to simply not reach middle age? We've been warned often enough.
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A group of Karens is called a complaint
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Martha Gill
3 years
Right, now I want to see some in depth coverage of bitchy fights between the Lionesses' BAPs (boyfriends and partners). Who hates who? How are they using instagram to signal their status in the group?.
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Martha Gill
4 years
If you like Gina Coladas, and getting caught on TV…
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Martha Gill
10 years
All these online dating companies promising you'll find your spouse on their site, only Ashley Madison is really delivering.
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Martha Gill
5 years
The co-founder of XR actually wrote a column for the standard yesterday before hurrying over to blockade their printing presses
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Martha Gill
6 months
We’re in the midst of a self sabotaging moral panic over vaping. Let me explain 🧵.
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Martha Gill
6 years
Priti Patel will be the first home sec in 30 years to have said they’re in favour of hanging.
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Martha Gill
3 years
Have just been told I’m in Stewart Lee’s “pedal bin” list, for this 2019 tweet….
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Martha Gill
6 years
Is Stewart lee funny or does he just say things his audience is likely to agree with, really slowly.
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Martha Gill
5 years
Why can't the state simply provide every man with a surrogate handmaiden? V frustrating.
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Martha Gill
7 years
Most of us discover it much earlier.
@WhatTheFFacts
What The F*** Facts
11 years
Sir Isaac Newton was only 23 when he discovered the law of gravity.
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Martha Gill
3 years
We’ve never had a problem believing women. Throughout history, our only issue has ever been with this one bitch, who is lying. How Depp v Heard could kill #MeToo Me for @ObserverUK
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Martha Gill
5 years
Should clarify: I have not been tested but had been in contact with someone who was tested positive.
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Martha Gill
2 years
Could it be that it is not ACTUAL unfairness but PERCEIVED unfairness that drives young men to misogynist ideology? And that this perception is related HOW SEXIST their society is? Could it be the West’s residual sexism, not its relative equality, to blame for Tate?
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Martha Gill
3 years
I stand by this from June.
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Martha Gill
3 years
We tend to trace the outbreak of lying in politics to the personality of the prime minister. But as any fishermen knows, a fish rots not from the head but from the guts. There’s a lie at the centre of UK politics: Brexit. The lies won’t go when Boris does
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Martha Gill
2 years
@caitlinmoran That said, I like how much more likely men are to go on an errand if you present it as a ‘quest’.
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Martha Gill
4 years
I wrote about "no worries if not" and how irritating it is when people tell women to be more confident
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Martha Gill
2 years
Piece here
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Martha Gill
5 years
Would recommend: forcing yourself to eat something small every couple of hours if you can’t face a meal. Deleting twitter app off phone. Finally reading Sally Rooney. Would not recommend: building works on BOTH SIDES next door (argh).
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Martha Gill
2 years
That would make sense in historical context. We get less and less angry about equality movements as they make progress. Tate is sexism’s last gasp, not feminism’s bastard child
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Martha Gill
2 years
So why do young men really follow Tate? Well, like everyone else, they are susceptible to the idea someone else is to blame for their problems (which is after all the most powerful idea in politics)
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Martha Gill
4 years
He was just testing her eyesight.
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Martha Gill
3 years
The doll of the Queen will “remind girls they can be anything”. This is a very Tina Fey joke
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Martha Gill
3 years
We tend to trace the outbreak of lying in politics to the personality of the prime minister. But as any fishermen knows, a fish rots not from the head but from the guts. There’s a lie at the centre of UK politics: Brexit. The lies won’t go when Boris does
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Martha Gill
2 years
Guess what. They are ALSO flocking to misogynist ideologues. Except there are more of them. And they are EVEN ANGRIER at the ‘unfairness’ they are suffering at the hands of feminists
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Martha Gill
5 years
This is Milan. Italy is rated second in the world for healthcare provision by the WHO. We are 18th
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Martha Gill
6 years
Tbf neither did Jesus.
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Martha Gill
3 years
The Amanda Platell piece below was out on 7th Jan. The Matt Forde podcast, where Basic Instinct memes were mentioned, was out on 26th Jan
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Martha Gill
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Their first choice might still be “marriage and babies with Mr Right”. But their SECOND CHOICE is staying single. Their grandmother’s and mother’s second choice would more likely have been “marriage and babies with Mr Wrong”.
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Hang on, why do only modern women have this problem? . Well, “just not finding the right man” is a MODERN LUXURY. In the past, women who didn’t find Mr Right would likely at some point have to pair with Mr Wrong: single life was just too miserable and poverty stricken
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Martha Gill
2 years
Well here’s a radical solution: target single parents. Policy makers could make it a lot easier to have a child alone. Single mother numbers are already bucking the birthrate trends. If we really want to tackle the birthrate problem: that’s where they should start
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Martha Gill
6 years
It is very painful to vote for my people to stay in slavery in Egypt. But I hope we can now work together to remedy the defects.
@BorisJohnson
Boris Johnson
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It is very painful to vote for this deal. But I hope we can now work together to remedy its defects, avoid the backstop trap and strive to deliver the Brexit people voted for.
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Martha Gill
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@DrProudman Yes - and why do men think this stuff? It’s not because they have really been “left behind” by feminism as some are saying - but because these sexist narratives are still floating around. It’s not too much equality, but too much patriarchy
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Martha Gill
3 years
The war in Ukraine shows us starkly just how exploitative commercial surrogacy is. #InternationalWomensDay 🧵(1/8)
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Martha Gill
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"I'm thinking Eve in the garden, but Country Life, with a nod to 'Handmaid's Tale' via 'Men'. No, I want you to be able to SEE it's not a real stone wall"
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Martha Gill
11 months
Deal with Hitler ✅.Deal with the EU ❌.
@PolitlcsUK
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🚨 NEW: A ReformUK candidate has claimed the UK should have ‘taken Hitler up on his offer of neutrality’ instead of fighting the Nazis. [@bbclaurak].
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Martha Gill
7 years
Asking people not to stockpile stuff in case it runs out always works.
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.@MattHancock asks the public to not stockpile medicine in preparation for a no-deal Brexit and says that they will work with the pharmaceutical industry to reach demand. #Peston
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Martha Gill
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We should be very careful about legalising assisted dying - putting ‘safeguards’ in place might seem straightforward, but really isn’t
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Martha Gill
2 years
Here’s a suggestion: surveys suggest THE TOP reason for women not having as many children as they would like is not finance or childcare or lifestyle related. These women just have not found the right man
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Martha Gill
2 years
@caitlinmoran Yes but these are things written and said by people who mistake arguments against the patriarchy for the argument there is something inherently bad about men and boys. There isn’t. And all that is best about the male and female character are things we share!.
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1 year
Does this remind anyone of a The Day Today sketch? “So, the climate, yes or no?…. Just one word answers gentlemen please…. Yes or no… I’m going to have to press you…”.
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2 years
Piece here
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Martha Gill
6 years
*Job news*. Thrilled to be joining @thetimes as a leader writer, writing about politics, policy and other things as part of the great @Simon_Nixon’s team. I’ll also be writing for the comment pages.
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Martha Gill
3 years
Exchanges at PMQs are going to be so wonkish. Just two nerds getting cross with each other.
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Martha Gill
3 years
Sunak speech is a see-saw. Every other sentence flipping between two mutually incompatible policy agendas: high growth vs paying the debt, standing by 2019 vs addressing the new problems.
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Martha Gill
3 years
According to both the Mail and Telegraph, Rayner’s alleged joke about it on the Commons terrace was around two months ago - so late February
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Martha Gill
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What’s amazing is that the government would rather muddy the messaging on social distancing in the middle of a pandemic than get rid of Cummings.
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Martha Gill
3 years
Brexit fooled the political class into thinking voters cared more about culture war issues than living standards and the economy. But Leave’s arguments WERE about living standards and the economy. It was the £350m/NHS promise that swayed people
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Martha Gill
2 years
Young men in the West don’t lack for role models, sorry. Their future is still bright
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Martha Gill
2 years
Women may not ideally want to be single and childless but they can now afford to be IF the right man doesn’t come along. That solves our paradox: why women who have more choice end up with fewer children than they would like
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2 years
He never misses
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Martha Gill
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So let me get his full defence in order. He’s too honourable. It was a straightforward shooting weekend. He has only recently learned to sweat. And he has only been to a pizza express in Woking the once.
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Take South Korea where there is the worst pay gap in the rich world and a culture of harassment. But there is ALSO a vast anti feminist movement among young males, 2/3rds of whom feel unfairness towards men is the ‘big issue’
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Martha Gill
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Please stop publishing the same article about wild swimming every week, I beg you.
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Martha Gill
1 year
Sunak just now
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Martha Gill
6 years
What the WHAT
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6 years
I’ve written about Mark Francois et al
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1 year
On the plus side, Trump has made himself much more eligible for jobs such as this at Camden People’s Theatre
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Martha Gill
4 years
Me in this week’s @spectator on why the rise and rise of pop psychology in the discourse (triggering, narcissism, self-care, boundaries, projection, imposter syndrome) is bad for the left
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Martha Gill
3 years
Feel like this column from day one of Truss’s premiership is holding up
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Or India
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Or take Slovakia which ranks around the bottom of EU charts for equality but where young men feel the most hard done by in the bloc
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Martha Gill
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Their faces when she loses mv3 and doesn’t resign.
@AngelaRayner
Angela Rayner
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Tory minister after Tory minister tonight saying how dignified and brave the PM is, these are the same ones who have been plotting and undermining her for months and months trying to force her out of the door. Their manoeuvring&sycophant comments will not be fooling anybody! 👎.
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Well one way to test the theory would be to look at international comparison points. What are young men doing in countries where equality HAS NOT made many strides? Places where men are still very much on top?.
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And are we really in the grip of a ‘masculinity crisis’? I only note that one appears whenever and whenever feminist fightback. There’s currently one in China…
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Martha Gill
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I think this is the worst one yet. Follow the rules unless Hancock has personal experience of how hard they are to follow. Then it is “entirely right” to break them.
@MattHancock
Matt Hancock
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I know how ill coronavirus makes you. It was entirely right for Dom Cummings to find childcare for his toddler, when both he and his wife were getting ill.
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Martha Gill
3 years
Omg this is excellent work. Every company that virtue signals about International Women's Day gets a tweet from @PayGapApp calculating its own gender pay gap.
@PayGapApp
Gender Pay Gap Bot
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In this organisation, women's median hourly pay is 73.2% lower than men's.
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Martha Gill
3 years
Wow - just giving up beef and lamb (not that difficult) would have huge effect on greenhouse gas emissions - you don’t have to go full vegan to massively help environment (ht @henrymance). Important to allow people to virtue signal about not eating beef
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We're bad at preparing for disasters. We tend to start only when they're already here (climate worry spikes during heat waves, then goes back down). That's why government by focus group won't cut it when it comes to green issues: we need leadership
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Martha Gill
2 years
🚨Professional news: thrilled to officially be made a weekly columnist at the Observer.
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3 years
Weird that none of us will live to see another Queen.
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Martha Gill
5 years
Do people know that soap works better than hand sanitiser? Hand sanitiser is just for when you can’t get to a sink.
@BBCNews
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Visitors steal hand sanitiser gel from hospital .
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Martha Gill
6 years
Is Stewart lee funny or does he just say things his audience is likely to agree with, really slowly.
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