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all the sweats are on qp right now because they're not in comp
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Experience speeds up to 400+ Mbps to enjoy 4K streaming on multiple devices at once, working from home effectively, online gaming, social media browsing, and more. Order online in under 2 minutes.
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Only an idiot puts 6-0 over 11-1, ignoring the 8-0 streak just to promote a fraud
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We gotta kidnap ICE agents and sew them niggas together like the human centipede.
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They got tired of putting Baby Shark at #1
YouTube no longer factors into the Billboard charts. Effective immediately.
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Breaking: Wales has become the first country in The World to bring in rules to sack politicians for lying or for misleading the public. It is a major shift toward accountability and political honesty and it sets a precedent other countries have never taken this far before.
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Gettin pregnant off a one night stand and keeping the baby is completely outrageous. 🤣🌚🫴🏽
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My friend's company has unlimited PTO She only took 2 days off last year HR met with her and said she needs to take more time off So she took two weeks off to start the new year She just got back from vacation and was let go by the company for her lack of commitment
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It’s always a good idea to put hands and feet on Nazis.
Fan at Razorbacks game flashes swastika on phone, yells “Heil Hitler,” throws Nazi salute… then catches hands. Justified?
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Not having a salary cap means no rules lol
Kevin Durant joined a stacked Warriors team and every fan of the sport shames him to this day MLB stars join a stacked Dodgers team and there is nearly no long term outrage Baseball fans have GOT to start shaming these players more
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Lmfaooooooooooooooo
Q: "Did they try and rope anyone else into that?" A: "Yeah they did... they knew not to ask me." Stephon Castle had no interest in getting a haircut with Keldon and Wemby 😂
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Remember when I posted about Walmart’s new digital price tags? Just caught them installing the cameras that go with it Algorithmic pricing is coming whether we like it or not 😭
Walmart switching to digital price tags that update automatically More price changes = more chances for price errors We’re about to eat 😭
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The mayor was arrested today on eight counts of sexual abuse of four minors.
Yikes -- Illinois man posts a joke about the sketchy background of the mayor of Riverview, Missouri. So the Mayor *subpoenas* him, ordering him to come down to City Hall to testify about "Cyber Bullying" and "Defamation" of officials.
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Think it���s very fascinating that Steelers fans applauded Tomlin stepping down, while every player in the locker room cried and compared it to a funeral.
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DC has shelter space for everyone who needs it. It’s going to get colder in DC in the next few days—this is your reminder that anyone can anonymously call the shelter hotline for free transportation to a safe, warm space. DC Shelter Hotline: (202) 399-7093
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The Nuggets 4th best player just won player of the week…. 😂😂😂😂
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i told yall the music industry would start pretending that DIRECT TO CONSUMER is some new trend 😐
I like the idea of creating music, selling, buying and owning. Something about that feels… alive. Lifelike.
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I cannot stress the importance of Sesame Street and its Herculean effect on the developing minds of children. If you are a young parent, you'll never hear me make a more vociferous plea for you to make Sesame Street a part of your child's life.
Our Street just got a little longer. @YouTube now has the largest digital library of Sesame Street content! For the first time ever, more than 100 full episodes of Sesame Street are available for free on YouTube. Watch everything from beloved, iconic episodes to recent season
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Why does she say “yeah” like that, man
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Shoutout to Chairman Birdsong and the Black Panthers in Philadelphia, they’re putting in work against the ICE Gestapo. 😤✊🏿🪓#FreeTheLand
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