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Pure gold. Have yet to see a bit of patter executed as perfectly as this 😂😂
Can't find it anywhere but that interaction about a John Sutton penalty claim is gold. "Who cares it was years ago"
If anyone has that handy, I need to see it again
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You've no idea how long av been searching for a pack of Winstons with the missing leg.
#stillgame
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No issues with Morelos being a bam up. Imagine Shankland scored the winner for us last night n goaded the Rangers fans? We'd all absolutely love it.
Give it out, take it back.
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Brightest star in our sky as always captain Zal. Couldn't have stopped in Kaunas without paying my respects. He'd have loved Thursday 💛🇱🇹
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Some wee kid in the street has just shouted "Aberdeen canny kick a jelly bean" 😭
Delighted to hear that patter has been passed down through years
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Honestly, if am the presser here am wanting to knock fuck out him. Really rude and arrogant that.
I honestly love this guy 😂
Never leave Ange, Never leave!!
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Genuinely CBA with this side of twitter (the replies/quotes)
You'll tend to find most of them slagging are the most insecure wee trollops going. Hope the guy enjoyed his first legal swally
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No sure if av booked a hostel or a grave for tonight. "Rest in Peace"
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Might have lost but that's Celtic been battered silly in the main stand again.
Silly games, silly prizes. Fuck them, silly cunts.
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Reading the comments of any Conference League tweet like
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Very welcoming place Riga. They've got Hearts flags up everywhere 🇱🇻
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Shout-out to Chelsea. Sold Gilmour to Brighton for £10M only to buy his team mate, who isn't as good as him for £105M.
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All the way to Switzerland to remember duck all of the game!! So steaming 😂. Waiting on bus to Lyon, phone almost dead, disaster but worth it every time... This photo sums it all up, before the game btw 😂 love and hate u hearts
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ICT can request 50% and not a debate should be given against it. After a set date majority of unsold tickets go to Celtic. That fucking simple. I reckon they'd shift over 10K if 3PM + fair pricing.
This final reeks big time. All setting up for Caley to go ballistic again tho
Inverness handed 10,000 tickets for Celtic clash as allocation for Scottish Cup final 'revealed'
#ICTFC
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Nout to see here just a highland team getting absolutely shafted as per.
All because eh two clubs from Manchester playing. Fuck the FA cup, it's not our country
Celtic and Inverness Scottish Cup final to break kick off time tradition and avoid FA Cup TV tussle
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Knew oda had something about him. Maybe other teams need to take a leaf from our book and shop in the Japanese market.
Heart of Midlothian, trendsetters.
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Disappointed in these villa fans, seems like the most boring European away end ever. Thought they'd be pretty rowdy.
You see miles better when Scottish fans go to England for pre season 😂
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Florence holiday rejected. Too much folk off even tho the work is deed. Can't give another holiday in case someone phones in, gid one ya specky banger I'll be the one phoning in sick 😂👍
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All a can think about is the fact in two weeks time I'll be in Florence, sinking Peroni's and scranning class Pizza's with thousands of gorgie 🇮🇹
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Kye Rowles going from having to face Lionel Messi today to his next game he’ll be up against Oli Shaw 😂
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Fuck Celtic but fuck the supposed jambos selling their seats to the cunts more. Tinpot behaviour get yourself to fuck away from Tynie 👍
Am skint but ad rather give ma ticket away for fuck all than give it to a Tim for a hunner.
Not true Hearts fans simple as.
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Hope Aberdeen get a group consisting of trips to Kazakhstan, Belarus and the arse end of Norway x
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Imagine this for Hearts, couldn't be arsed going Tynie for a midweek tie v Roos County so sat feet up streaming it instead. Chap at the door n there's Anne Budge waving a yellow card in ur face.
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Hi
@HibernianFC
. Hope yer well pal, was just wondering what time we can expect a statement condoning your fans for the objects thrown towards Hearts players here? Cheers
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Just clocked that if you doubled Aberdeen's points tally, they'd still be behind Hearts 😂
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Every time these fudsticks tweet I cringe. Juan Mata had a very good career.
Name a player who could’ve been a Football legend but their career went downhill way too soon.
We’ll start…👇
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Love him or loathe him, Neilson has got it massively wrong tonight.
Doesn't mean he needs to go tho ffs.
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They’re going to announce Kuol and Oda together n send us completely into overdrive.
Personally fucking love it
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Takin a pish on the train, pressed the 'open' button rather than the lock button by mistake.
Thoughts n prayers to the old wifey who seen ma tadger. I expect to be on a register by tomorrow morning.
Mortified. Get me hame.
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“Don’t fall in love with loan players” I tell myself every year. It’s happened again 🥲
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Don't think I've ever been more convinced that a free kick wasn't going in.
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This man reeks of a derby winner, buzzing for it
I am convinced today that we are a team that should go higher.
Thank you to everyone at Tynecastle😍
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Absolutely mental to think rowles, Devlin n Atkinson are going to be facing Joel Nouble, Jason holt n Christian Montano today n 10 days later going and facing Mbappe, Benzema and camavinga.
Madness that they’ll win both games anaw
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Shout out to Toby Sibbick anaw who continues to get better each week 👏
Happy to be proven wrong about the lad eventually. Huge at the back
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Did say I was likely to rip the arse out the travelling to Trondheim...
Edinburgh ✈️ Bergamo 🚆 Verona 🚆 Venice 🚆 Trieste 🚌 Ljubljana 🚌 Pula ✈️ Oslo ✈️ Trondheim ✈️ London 🚆 Home.
If you canny do it when you're young when can you do it? Should be a laugh
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Toby Sibbick is a rollercoaster of a center half.
What a fucking challenge that is
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All things considered that may be the best goal I've witnessed in the flesh. Absolute perfection from all angles. Knew as soon as it left his boot where it was heading. Complete carnage.
𝓢𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓽 𝓐𝓼 𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝓛𝓲𝓴𝓮 🤌
Stephen Kingsley with a brilliant strike in Hearts' Scottish Cup semi-final victory over rivals Hibernian last year 🎯
What will be the outcome this Sunday as another Edinburgh Derby takes place?
#ScottishCup
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Inverness going to make a lot of these posts look daft 🤞
📹 Safe to say the Aberdeen players enjoyed sealing third place!
Guaranteed group stage European football next season for the Dons 🙌
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These cunts are dead certain to beat us 1-0 next Saturday
54’ I Saints 0-4 Stirling
Goal Stirling Albion , Paul McLean with his second of the afternoon
#SJFCLive
#Viaplaycup
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I can't believe what I'm watching. Toby Sibbick, a literal god. I love you mate 🥲🥲🥲
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Even Chris fuckin Sutton said no red. FML. Canny have someone looking likelyto take pts of Celtic can we?
Red card Hearts for u cheek. How u dare u give sellik a game. Fuck this
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Comparing Toby Sibbick and Van Dijk is a bit far no?
I know he’s had a few good years at Liverpool but let’s not get ahead of ourselves here
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Gers in the Hearts end when our own fans can't get tickets? Honestly take a run n jump if yer giving ur ticket to one of them (or any away fan).
Fuck that for a laugh.
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Hibs: "yer song books deed"
Also Hibs: "let's pinch a hearts song n change the words slightly"
Neil Lennon and Garry Parker, Martin Boyle and Brandon Barker, that’s entertainment, that’s entertainment
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Stephen Humphrys best player in maroon today. Looked sharp and pressed a lot. He can hold his head high today IMO
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Hearts fans v hearts fans
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Riga is definitely in my top 5 cities like. What a class we place, the Baltics are quality value for money
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Right where does Robbbie Neilson rank in terms of Hearts legends? Got to be right up there?
Win a Scottish cup and he may be the biggest legend of my time though it is hard to disregard Skacel and Gordon.
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One month on from a nasty leg break n he's in doing leg day at the gym hahaha absolute freak of nature that guy, 40 years old.
We're going to see Craig Gordon pulling on a Hearts shirt a few more times just yet aren't we
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Just been reminded Aberdeen limited their entire attendance to 10K to avoid COVID passports 😂😂
Am meant believe big bad hearts have killed Scottish football for fans? 👍
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A hearts win tonight is huge. Worth around 500K and potentially gives us an outside chance next week in Turkey.
A Scottish team is due a shock win in Europe this season, plenty reasons it won’t be hearts next week but we can hope right?
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Incredible transfer window and that’s before Paterson possibly joins. No fucking about big players in almost straight away, the ambition is unreal!
Tomorrow and Wednesday the most excited I’ve been for a game at Tynie in years.
Hearts are back.
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Not this man
Who is the best loan keeper you’ve watched in Scotland? 🧤
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A minority of them have done their bit in making Hibs the worst behaved set of supporters in Scotland this season btw. Seems to be something every week with them.
Just call him a hearts bastard eh. No need for racism. Silly cunt
Club Statement - Yan Dhanda
In the 30th minute of today’s match, Yan Dhanda was subject to alleged racial abuse from a Hibernian fan.
Ross County FC and Hibernian have worked with Police Scotland to identify the male suspect, who has now been detained.
There is no place for…
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Really no liking the amount of sunshine on Leith videos am seeing on the TL.
Cause I'll tell you, a heard it on the radio last night n it sounded very good. Almost go as far as to say I enjoyed it and we cannot be having that.
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Rangers fans fuming there's Scotland flags at their stadium on a fucking game 😂
Surely ye can be for the union AND have pride in Scotland? Never understood it one bit, you're literally Scottish.
EA SPORTS FC (FIFA 24) | NEW Confirmed Stadium ✅
Ibrox Stadium - Rangers 🏴🏟️
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Would be so Hearts to go on finish third just for fucking Falkirk to pull of a miracle n win the cup and take our European groups away from us
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Jambo mate at my work is the worst ever at names of the players.
Called Boyce, Boyle. Referred to Oda as the Chinese boy, Vargas is Varga n am no even sure what his attempt at Nieuwenhof was. All in 30 seconds. Worse than yer da
Guys sound as but canny talk hearts wi him 😂
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An absolute G. Man loves winding them up
🗣️'Usually coming to Parkhead you need a decapitation before you get a red card.'
Robbie Neilson joked it would've taken drastic measures for Alexandro Bernabei to see red as Hearts boss left unhappy ref Alan Muir didn't consult VAR
#cinchPrem
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Too many 'pros' are too shitebag to take on a simple chance on their weak foot n then you have this absolute machine scoring 60 yarders on his left peg.
Not exaggerating when I say this should be nominated for the puscas award.
Utter filth, can't stop watching.
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Armand Nanduillet
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Fuck Benjamin Mendy, fuck Mason Greenwood and fuck David Goodwillie.
Sooner these particular bastards fuck off into oblivion the better
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Folk wanting Hibs in the semi are aff their heads I reckon. Hopefully they get knocked out the night.
Hearts v Livi semi final please 🤞
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Friday night on Hearts Twitter and we're scrapping with Wigan supporting Penguins.
What a website man 😂
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GUYS I'm fine!! Was going to do something silly but I'm okay now!!!! Appreyall the messages but am sound. Phones on 1% but I have somewhere for tonight. So fucking sorry guys!!!!
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Anyone else done in by these Italian Midgies? Body is absolutely covered in bite lumps. Can't stop itching myself
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Two months apart btw.
Has Lee Johnson been brainwashed or does he just speak a load of shite?
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Hibs fans watching Hearts get pumped on Thursday nights 🤝 Hearts fans watching hibs get pumped on Friday nights
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No saying I’m impatient but every two minutes am refreshing my feed in the hope of seeing Oda n Kuol holding a scarf above their head.
Going to be hertz heritage
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"Tavpen" and "shankpen" may take the biscuit for worst bit of patter I've seen.
Messi/CR7 fanboy level of cringe
Beaton the Ref Hearts v Rangers.
Tavpen v Shankpen.
Who wins?
Tavernier going for his 50th penalty scored for Rangers, may edge it.
Imagine the scenes in the refs changies.
Bubbly everywhere, carrying Tavernier about on their shoulders.
(Beaton the ref for both below)
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There’s something special happening at Hearts right now. You can just feel it in the air. Feel good factor’s never been stronger 🇱🇻
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He's wound up all the right people, the responses here are fine reading. Well done Lawrence Shankland 👏👏
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Heart goes out to the poor souls with nothing to open this morning. Or worse, those opening Hibs tops 💔
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Honestly I think Andy Halliday is my favourite hearts player these days. Mr dependable.
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Don't want to see anyone chucking their toys out the pram cause someone they'd pick hasn't been picked.
Clarke's earned our faith with whatever he goes with. That looks good to me!
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Worst hing about the draw will be them having a full stand. Minging sight
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That square is Hertz half of fame. Take me back man
Pint of Birra Messina, Florence
One of the best drops about 😮💨
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Big bad hearts reducing teams allocations by *checks notes* 0 tickets.
Bigger % of the stadium than they'll get at Ibrox on Sunday, haven't seen any outrage about that (not that they're should be any).
Aberdeen fans in Hearts ticket scramble as Red Army handed just 600 briefs for Tynecastle Euro showdown
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12 cities and 8 different countries on my travels home and away to watch Hearts in Europe. Cost thousands and had some mares along the way. Worth it? Every time.
Best times of my life. Met class cunts n made plenty pals off the back of these too. Forever grateful.
Gorgie Rules
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If it's a helicopter Sunday this year then I beg Hearts to be the pantomime villains and beat Rangers. Should be doing everything we can to prevent other teams winning titles at tynie, I'm no interested in lying down to spite Celtic.
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Honestly. Tonight, top 3 night of my life at the very least. Outstanding. Doesn't top Riga though 😉
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@LFC_Lucas_
Robertson is class for us but to suggests he carries us is insane.
Lazy and arrogant take
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It's no quite Norway just yet but I'll make sure to enjoy this pint at €3.50. roll on the morra 🇱🇻🍻🇳🇴
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Aberdeen getting found out again? Spectacular. Livi are our biggest challengers for third.
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