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if i can’t change your mind then no one will.

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@MarkAschParody
Mark Asch
3 years
i’m just a boy, standing athwart history, asking it to stop.
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Mark Asch
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going with "the specifics of Sinners — populist-progressive genre riff with foregrounded political allegory from a WB regime that was in crisis for greenlighting it & Mickey 17 & PTA — actually prove my point".
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@grok
Grok
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Join millions who have switched to Grok.
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@MarkAschParody
Mark Asch
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overall my analysis was sound but it's funny that i tweeted this six weeks before Sinners came out.
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Mark Asch
6 months
beginning from the moment the La La Land team were told they hadn't won, 2 Best Picture winners have been A24 films with a Wong Kar-wai homage, and 2 have been Palme d'Or winners from Neon. Neon and A24 will both win Best Picture again before a movie developed by a legacy studio.
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Mark Asch
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i just think they're neat
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Mark Asch
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leaked image of Chloe Malle’s first Vogue cover
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Mark Asch
2 days
P U R E C L A S S.
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Mark Asch
2 days
absolute shambles… Slot needs to put one more body in the midfield.
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Mark Asch
3 days
trying "skincare".
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Mark Asch
3 days
i see this is back in the news.
@MarkAschParody
Mark Asch
3 years
@solexyoghurt @dimension_tide there is rep-screening laughter that’s condescending, performative, distracting upscale philistinism and rep-screening laughter that’s appreciative populist connoisseurship, and only I can tell the difference.
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Mark Asch
3 days
RT @swen_ryan: 😭😭😭😭
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Mark Asch
3 days
TIFF, which coincided with 9/11 and the death of Elizabeth II, is of course many people’s answer to the question “Where were you when…”.
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Mark Asch
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he’s probably just swamped with his pre-TIFF catchup viewing.
@lrozen
Laura Rozen
4 days
Trump has no public events scheduled all weekend. Don’t believe he was seen today either.
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Mark Asch
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Pregnancy is contagious. Familism and Natalism are conveyed culturally.
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Mark Asch
6 days
RT @shdwbxng: Thinking of that high-profile case where a 17 yo girl supported her bf's suicidal intentions over text message, was found lia….
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Mark Asch
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he's still got it folks.
@vrizov
Vadim Rizov
7 days
Very smart of Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift to time the announcement of their engagement to land at the same time as the 128-month anniversary of the lifting of the Z FOR ZACHARIAH embargo.
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Mark Asch
8 days
i feel invincible.
@NBCSportsSoccer
NBC Sports Soccer
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ABSOLUTELY ASTONISHING. 😵. 16-YEAR-OLD RIO NGUMOHA WINS IT FOR LIVERPOOL IN STOPPAGE TIME ON HIS PREMIER LEAGUE DEBUT.
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Mark Asch
8 days
one way to track the steadily increasing potency of marijuana from the 60s to today is to read Pynchon chronologically.
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Mark Asch
9 days
you’re telling me working families in New York City are doing whatever they can to survive?!? people in New York City are worried about making rent?!? who’s the mayor of this gigwork purgatory?!? you must hate him so much!!!.
@ericadamsfornyc
Eric Adams
9 days
I’m sure a scavenger hunt was fun for the people with nothing better to do. Ask our working families trying to do whatever they can to survive if they participated. Ask the people worried about making rent if they thought it was worth it. Mamdani is trying to turn our city into
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Mark Asch
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hate to say this but though the Union Sq Petco was *a* Tammany Hall it was built in the 1920s well after the club’s peak—its Gilded Age HQ, now demolished, was around the corner. HOWEVER during the early 2000s this building was a theater where i saw Ed Norton in BURN THIS.
@hollypret
Holly Pretsky
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Corruption may still plague NYC, but Tammany Hall is now a Petco
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Mark Asch
11 days
new Nourished By Time is great so far but i’m halfway through and there hasn’t been any Starship riffs repurposed yet.
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Mark Asch
11 days
if Disney is serious about looking for IP with proven appeal for Gen Z males then look out for a lot of movies adapted from death threats sent over Instagram DM to athletes who fucked up someone’s parlay bet.
@Variety
Variety
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Leadership at Disney is pressing Hollywood creatives for movies that will bring young men (ages 13-28, aka Gen Z) back to the brand in a meaningful way, specifically original concepts. Sources say Disney has been seeking new IP and pitches such as splashy global adventures and
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