Mario Torch
@MarioTorch
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Movie, TV & Graphic Novel writer. Foodie. Comic books, movies, TV, books. Nerd. Will write for tacos. West Philly boy in LA. Socially anti-social.
Los Angeles
Joined February 2011
Come on kids. Hurry! We're going to church to praise God for putting a real Christian in Whitehouse.
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My Mom came out to visit me for a few months and now I’m addicted to @GeneralHospital. I did not see that coming.
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BREAKING: A group of anti-fascist hackers reportedly found a file with the home addresses of all the ICE agents in Minnesota, and are now mailing them red swastika armbands so the ICE agents "can complete their uniforms."
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🚨 BOMBSHELL A whistleblower from the Department of Homeland Security reportedly told the Daily Mail regarding the training of new ICE agents .... "We have people failing open-book tests, and we have folks that can barely read or write English." "We even had a 469-lb man sent
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This administration is obviously devout followers of the George Constanza Theory. “It’s not a lie, if you believe it.”
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I think it’s a shame no one in this administration ever heard of this thing called video that takes moving pictures. And people can watch a video and see what happens in real time and expose lies. I honestly think they just believe their own bullshit.
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Holy shit. This is fucking America now.
Pastor: I saw ICE agents circling a young woman who appeared to be Hispanic. I said to this ICE agent, 'Take me, stop harassing her.' The agent got in my face, pointed a gun at me, and said, 'Are you afraid now?' To which I said, 'I am not afraid.' The next thing I knew, they
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Arrest ICE officer Johnathan Ross for the murder of Renee Nicole Good.
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Should have let Robin do it.
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We used to be the defenders of the weak. Now we are the aggressors who prey on them. What a way to start our 250th birthday year.
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C’mon GOP. How much longer are you going to let this insane dementia ridden idiot do this fucking shit? Somewhere deep down you have to have at least a smidge of morals left. Or are you just going to wait until our country is a burning wasteland?
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I wish some country would come here and take our president away.
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So Republicans want to ban windmills to save the lives of birds but won’t ban guns to save the lives of children. Do they really care about the birds, or is it just a talking point to shill for big oil?
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Ok this is adorable
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In 2026, I hope to find success and fortune. Or a sugar mama. I’m fine with either.
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Love Toby Morton!!!
Owner of the site https://t.co/W3BXyHNmeE, Toby Morton (former South Park writer), has turned the site into satirical content mocking Trump and the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts partnership. Trump's lawyer, David Warrington, sent Morton a cease-and-desist letter
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