Marc Alibrandi
@MarcAlibrandi
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Not as funny as I think I am (he/him)
Joined June 2009
My three dads ❤️
Gary Cohen and Ron Darling riffing about "Parks and Recreation" absolutely befuddled Keith Hernandez.
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He’s here and he’s perfect
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Tom Sandoval should be forced to compete on every season of Traitors for the content
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Meant to tweet this days ago but Kendrick’s halftime show had my 60+ year old mom googling the Kendrick-Drake beef. Great halftime show
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Can't wait to tell my grandkids that I was in the stands the day the Mets announced Seymour Weiner as the Veteran of the Game on Opening Day and people literally stopped in their tracks to make sure they actually heard what the PA announced said
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Between Howie and GKR, us Mets fans are so incredibly lucky to have wordsmiths that make both incredible victories and agonizing defeats feel special. This season was so incredibly fun for reasons too sentimental and numerous to name and I'll remember it forever
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What a great fun season! Sad it ended this way but damn what a run. Until Spring!
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I’ve watched this 1 million times
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Gonna print this out and frame it on my desk and pretend they’re all close family members
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me all day getting “happy birthday” and “sorry for your loss” texts back to back
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I was so Dune pilled this week that I saw someone wearing an oxygen tube and thought it was a stillsuit
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student leader used this as a talk song this weekend. Brought the house down. Unwritten remains elite.
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