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A pack of Luck Strike non-filtered now exceeds $14 in Needville, America.
I smoked my last one (of any brand) this morning.
Ya. I’m done. Stupid fvcking habit.
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Fun Fact:
The same people flailing their wrists in choreographed outrage over Kristi Noem shooting a dog at the ranch are the same people who think food comes from the grocery store.
Just shut the fvck up.
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My favorite part of Christmas is the part where i escape outside to burn the boxes and start day drinking…..
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JUST ANNOUNCED:
Butchering unborn children isn’t “health care”.
And chopping a born one’s dick off does not make him a female.
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Dude you should set yourself on fire to show everyone how mad you are.
Seriously 🤣🤣
Fuck you, Sonia Sotomayor.
Fuck you, Elena Kagan.
Fuck you, Ketanji Brown Jackson.
Liberal women are fucking useless.
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JUST ANNOUNCED:
George Floyd sure did have a lot of Fentanyl in his system.
The shitbag….
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Kyle Rittenhouse didn’t kill 2 people.
He killed 2 Communists.
And the world is better for it.
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They apparently both suck a mean dick….
Name something Pete Buttigieg and Kamala Harris have in common.
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but Palestine will NEVER be free until more white progressives self-immolate. Aaron Bushnell blazed the path, but it’s now up to YOU to follow his example and be the change you want to see. Make us proud! 🟧🇺🇦
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Happy Birthday Billy Idol!
What’s your favorite Billy Idol song?
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Glorious afternoon of bovine relocation operations on the coastal plain in 70+ degrees weather. Daddy needs a brownie and a cold beer.
Oh….
And Fuck Joe Biden…..
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Tucker Carlson likely broke the U.S. laws. He should be investigated quite thoroughly. And register himself as a foreign agent.
@Lead_Flinger
@JayinKyiv
@FBI
Tucker Carlson likely broke the U.S. laws. He should be investigated quite thoroughly. And register himself as a foreign agent.
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Who's a fictional military leader you would follow into combat?
Who's a fictional military leader you would follow into combat?
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TO BE CLEAR
You live in a Banana Republic and you’re probably not gonna vote your way out of it.
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It’s cool as fvck to be able to look out your office window and be in the shadow of one of the most iconic statues in the world….
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JUST ANNOUNCED:
The very definition of “useless” is a chick with short purple hair that’s never blown anything but a soccer game.
#Rapinoe
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That’s why wrist-flailing wankers like you are referred to as “ subjects” rather than “citizens”.
Fuck off, Limey 🤣🤣😘
@pembie000ind
How can anyone claim that they need a machine gun and also claim to live in the best country in the world.
I can’t imagine feeling comfortable living in a society where there are loads of citizens with machine guns.
I just think it’s strange.
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To be clear, if the UN comes to my County, I’ll shit in a blue helmet and mail it to the mother of the retard that was wearing it.
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JUST ANNOUNCED:
49ers declared Super Bowl champs after 3 mail-in touchdowns received late last night.
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Post- hailstorm Solar farm outside of Needville, America. Thousands of acres of useless material on country that, 5 years ago, grew food and fiber for humanity.
This ain’t the future, folks.
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Y’all, someone broke into Cowboy Brad’s Subaru and stole his custom built trophy saddle. Please be on the lookout! Thanks.
I’m a LIBERAL, Biden loving, red neck, cowboy and it confuses the f**k out of MAGAs.
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Sitting in the Whataburger line with a cold Coors Light and watching the sun come up. Good to be home…
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To be clear, if the UN comes to enforce this, I’ll shit in a blue helmet and mail it to the mother of the fucking retard that was wearing it….
NEW - United Nations set to call on Americans to reduce meat consumption because of "climate change."
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The Europeans are sleeping.
Quick, post things they don’t understand.
The Europeans are sleeping.
Quick, post things they don’t understand.
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There needs to be a well funded and coordinated effort to go after the people responsible for the decision to prosecute this. Destroy their careers and their lives. That’s the only way this lawfare bullshit stops.
BREAKING: An Arizona rancher charged with the fatal shooting of a Mexican man on his property will not be retried, prosecutors say, after a deadlocked jury.
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@deaflibertarian
That reminds me of the time I was checking into the Best Western in Navasota and I asked if the porn in my room was disabled (we had the kids with us).
They looked at me like I was a freak and assured me that it was just “normal” porn available in the room.
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My shitpoast got 24K+ views today.
For a Brief History of Time, I felt like a B-List Twitter celebrity…..like
@vileTexan
!!!
I get choked up just thinking about it.
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Can you taste teh ghey?
Thankful to have Cybertruck to help me with the real work and big loads 🙏
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Not sure why Biden with Michelle Obama is trending, but Imma go with it…..
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“You can’t encapsulate the totality of male homosexuality in a single photogra…….”
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I’m George Floyd, I’m 50 years old, I’m 4 years clean after my last OD, and I’m NOT voting for Joe Biden in November.
And the world’s a better place because of this.
I’m Harry Sisson, I’m 21 years old, I’m in New York, and I’m voting for Joe Biden in November.
How about you?
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I installed old barn wood skirting around part of the tack room today.
What other shit can she come up with? 🤣🤣
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Two polyps snipped and I didn’t shit myself. I call that a W.
Jokes aside, there’s been an inexplicable rise in incidences of colon cancer among younger adults. I’ve always been blessed with extremely good health despite extremely unhealthy habits.
Don’t let it kill you.
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@MSNBC
This goes a long ways towards demonstrating why the NAACP is the relevant and revered organization it is today.
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Four (4) ball caps for a 36 hour trip to Ft Worth. For fucks sake woman.
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So fucking stupid. Who edits these people?
Breeding cows that fart less could help curb global warming: new study
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Back to Brasil for Daddy 😫
The next 18 hours are gonna suck ass.
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Little fucker out here burnin rods and tripping breakers with his new toy 🤣🤣
We may have created a monster
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9 hours in the truck. Bumper to bumper at 80+ the whole way—-except for the intermittent 45+ minute traffic delays for wrecks.
I’m watching a ballgame with an illegal smile
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I know I got a lot TN peeps on here…here ya’ll go.
Don’t postpone joy. 😉
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We’re training in the hills, Maxine Waters. You better believe it, Silverback!
Wolverines!
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JUST ANNOUNCED:
Johns Hopkins doctors issue “all clear” in Michelle Obama testicular cancer scare.
#CocaineGate
#MichelleObama
#Whew
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JUST ANNOUNCED:
Doctors issue “all clear” after Michelle Obama testicular cancer scare.
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You’re just jokin’ if you ain’t smokin’…..
Today active-duty Air Force Senior Airman Larry Hebert will begin a hunger strike to highlight the plight of the starving children of Gaza.
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If that rabbit works his way over to this side of the fence, there’s gonna be a Bloodbath
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The fvck is up with Twitter? I lost 25 followers between Sunday night and today. That’s a significant number for a little chickenshit account like mine.
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@RepAdamSchiff
I don’t think anybody really needs a primer on ethics from you. You lying, disingenuous sack of shit.
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This is fucking hilarious…..
Fuck my life. My husband just tested positive. Fuck fuck fuck fuck
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This was worse than Pearl Harbor and 9/11 combined 🥲🥲
Difficult to watch….
BREAKING: In this never-before-seen footage of the January 6th insurrection, you can see capitol police officers fighting for their lives as the violent insurrectionists endanger American democracy in real-time
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FUN FACT:
About a half can of this stuff will dispatch at least 200 Palestinians
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Cake-broke bitches 🤣🤣🤣
“Forest cows” 😂😂😂
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One of the great mysteries in the field of evolutionary ungulate biology is how horses were able to survive for millennia on the vast steppes of Central Asia without the aid of white suburban women and horse blankets…..
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Why is it called “scissoring” instead of “lip syncing”?
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There’s a reason this Tweet has the traction it does….
You pay 30% of your check as Federal Income tax.
You pay 10% in most States Income tax.
You pay another 7% in Sales tax.
You pay another 8% in Property tax.
For most Americans, 55% of your fucking check is taken from you before you even get home from work.
Then they doubled gas
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BREAKING:
Little bitch-ass white cracka upset that a brown man appropriated his music.
#Eminem
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Put her in a cage with some luggage to throw around to advertise the durability…..
Cori Bush just went on what is probably the most unhinged rant I've ever seen in Congress on the censure resolution of Rashida Tlaib.
She even refused to stop after the mic was cut off.
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I’m not a Theologian, a Philosopher, or an Archeologist.
But I need to understand the nexus between the hair follicles of 6 year old little girls and the 7th Circle of Hell that is unleashed when it’s time to brush hair.
Because I’m curious like dat…..
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I’m cool with technology, but in my day, the cowpuncher ethos required “goin’ to check waters” in the Toyota as an excuse to start drinking Coors Light at 10:00 in the morning.
I mean, I WAS working…..🤣
I’ve been checking water remotely for 10 years. Technology can be awesome!
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What if they were handing out Little Debbie snack cakes?
I’ll bet YOU’D care….
Promise me something: call out every single Missouri Republican lawmaker handing out thoughts and prayers right now.
They don’t care.
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Every night this child starts playing music I recognize from the FM radio of my youth……
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Difference between a Beamer and a porcupine?
Porcupine’s pricks are on the outside…..
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You goddamn right I would ♥️
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Thank you Lord for the rain. We have missed out this spring.
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I went back to the deepwater drilling world today after 2 years of wanking in a remote, wind-industry job.
Last weekend was probably my Twitter zenith. 🥲
Y’all don’t forget me.
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Back in the country. Little piece of magic brownie, Coors Light, and a Lucky.
I can only handle Houston in small doses…
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Ole 85 wins the prize for dropping the first one of the year.
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