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A petition to compel the county government of Nairobi to name a street in South C after the late legendary artist; E-Sir.
RT mpaka iwafikie. Tag them.
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Dear
@IEBCKenya
; moving forward we suggest that you be availing presidential ballot boxes only in Rift Valley and Mt. Kenya. The rest of us will be contented with what they will decide.
Thank you.
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My Luo neighbor runs an internet cafe. Leo amepata wezi wame cyber kila kitu ndani.
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A concise narrative of our situation. Who is this gentleman? Brilliant journalism
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If Raila wins this he will have Kambas to thank for it. And yes, love him or hate him Kalonzo should be his rightful heir. He earned it.
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If he wins Ruto won't even bother Raila and Uhuru (they will remain untouchable) but as for Atwoli, Matiang'i and Joho ni Mungu tu 😂😭
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Ukiona citizen inaonyesha Ruto leading ni kama tunalimwa proper in reality
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Is it so hard to say *in Kenya*? Don't Africa our black panther
PICTURED: Ultra-rare black leopard is caught on camera for the first time in 100 YEARS in Africa
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Karua naye hata debate hakuwin. What exactly did she bring to the table? As in, how do you lose to Gachagua in a debate moderated in English?
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I know the genesis of Uhuru despising Kabogo so much. It was around 2006 approaching 07 elections. In an harambe in Juja, Uhuru pledged 1M. Yes, he pledged. Kabogo gave 2M in cash and remarked "Pesa yangu ndio hii cash mimi siendi kuomba mama yangu." A jab at UK. Chuki ilianza.
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If you imported a sex toy and it was impounded, check your name in the Kenya gazette under kra items to be destroyed 🤣🤣🤣
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Elsa getting a US Visa and leaving us here in the gherro. Glad home girl is winning.
She's still not funny though
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The president doesn't want Togo.
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Abuya aki post watoto wake anaambiwa keep your family private but Ombachi aki post wake anaambiwa Aaawwww....they look so adorable!
Tofauti ni?
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When my bro got admitted in a private hospital, he accrued a bill of 1,056,000. Of this NHIF paid 1,026,000. Yes, NHIF. I was also shocked. He was in high benefit scheme.
Pls enroll your parents into the program cos they come in handy. This is not a paid for tweet.
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My grandfather died at 83, my dad at 64, my older bro at 45. Using this pattern watu wa mazematatic mnaona kama nitafika thate fae kweli?
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Hits not homework by Eve D'Souza will forever remain as one of the most iconic urban shows on Kenyan radio.
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But if Raila does not win this election that's the end of possibility of a minority rule in Kenya. That's how significant this election was. To show that no matter how small your ethnic composition is, you belong. That everybody stands a chance. Guess this is what many didn't see
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"Hapo Kirinyaga toa huyo mama. Mjinga anawacha rais anaendea wakili wacha apambane"
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Sauti Sol's mid night train album did not have even a one bad song. Such a masterpiece
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This man sold 2 acres of land, without family consent. Picked a lady in Kisumu, boarded a plane to Mombasa for holiday. The lady gave him "rice" and left with the money. He's now stranded at an hotel reception, under pressure🤣🤣.
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Whether Raila or Ruto, whoever between them is declared the winner I hope they bear in mind that half of the country did not believe in him. They are inheriting a deeply divided country and they must foster unity.
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No wonder Zakayo anakutandika kama mkeka.
The reason Uganda is very fertile and it has been raining is because of the East Africa revival that swept Uganda - Rachel Ruto
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You could remove the word university from this statement and the headline would still remain correct.
Over 2,000 Kiambu residents to lose properties, land to Kenyatta University
Via
@ogetta_daniel
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Mimi naona baba aachie Karua policy articulation issues yeye a'concentrate na kutuambia vijana fire.
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Naskia peeps are literally buying advertised jobs by county government. A colleague told me he secured a job for 300K. This was around 2016
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You're actually an incredibly stupid person. Moronic levels of imbecility.
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Rihanna is 33. Naturally she and her team will use younger peeps as influencers for her products. Varsity students, fresh graduates and newly employed. But in Kenya, 36 year old 'miss babez', a mother of two (or aborted) who joined twitter 2009 wants to be on this team. Haiwezi!
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Octopizzo really opened his verse in Wakaritho by saying:
"Pili pili, chilly chilly,
Pewa nduuuma,
Water lilies"
And you guys still keep talking about taking Kenyan music international smh
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People are taking advantage of the Corona situation to avoid alcohol blow 😂
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Apostles: Jesus has resurrected
Thomas:
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Vitu watu wa Manchester United wanaturingia nayo huku mtandaoni juu ya Garnacho inafanywa hata na Millicent Omanga.... 😂
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On Tue 3rd I got a call that my elder bro, a nursing officer in Narok had contracted covid and was admitted. We organized and transferred him to a private hospital in Nairobi where he has been battling the condition. This morning, my only brother breathed his last.
It hurts 😢
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Easily one of the best hip hop group ever in Africa if not the best.
Which was was/is your favourite Camp Mulla song?
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Man United still paying respect to the late South African anti apartheid crusader archbishop Desmond 2-2.
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Khaligraph has had like 10 bangers already this year!
We don't give this man enough credit bruh. Mandem grinds and puts in the work like he is still trying to be the best yet he is the best.
All this while TL rappers release two tracks in a year. Be hungry mahn...
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My brother passed away almost three years ago but his wife still log in on facebook using his account. Unaingia pale unaona ndugu marehemu is currently online. It makes me feel some type of way. Not sure how to approach this.
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What are Usain?
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You earn 40K but you're spending 15-25K on a pair of sneakers ndio uambiwe wewe huvaa original shoes. Don't be this stupid bana.
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Premium character development by voters bro. This MCA aspirant learnt it the hard way 😭😂
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Mmeita Willy Paul na Bahati church drop outs, I can't handle it any more 😂😂
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Hii IQ ndio maana Mandago alikuibia pesa ya kwenda majuu.
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That selfish gender huwa wanakwambia usimwage, unahold. Wakitosheka hawakupei go ahead ya ku nut, they just let you keep pounding. Alafu from nowhere unaskia, mi nimechoka 😂
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I wonder why ODM is selling Babu Owino for Nairobi governor post and not a more appealing Edwin Sifuna. Babu is a solid guy but polarizing. Sifuna is a likeable guy who is easy to sell.
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Let's make a dope cypher thread. I will start. Virusi Mbaya, Nairobi.
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"Baba, mama, nataka kuwa rapper..."
This is a Nazizi Hirji appreciation tweet.
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Imagine persuing a degree in Criminology, gaining 5+ yrs worth of experience before doing a masters in Network Security & computer forensics only for you to report to Millicent Omanga as your boss straight from shaking ass in political rallies.
Are we really serious as a people?
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The late Hon. Muchai was executed by professional assassins.
4 occupants in his car.
4 bullets used (Shot at long range)
4 people dead in 4 seconds
Right in the heart of CBD!
Chilling.
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Kenya Police faced with real time crime always fail. Remember Westgate? Now Kisumu heist? Shida wasipatane na wewe ka hujavaa mask, ama past curfew time. It's like they are only trained to combat petty crime.
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An iPhone will have 12 MP camera but still take better photos than a 32 MP android.
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This image was taken on 10/8/2022.
"We urge our supporters to remain calm" 😂
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Robert Karauri should be the first Meru to ever be elected as MP in Nairobi. His father Mathew Adams Karauri was MP for Tigania East and Minister for minerals in Moi government.
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If the ability to open a Twitter account is your benchmark for intelligence then that's probably the reason they left you.
Sijaiona ex wangu ata mmoja huku twitter, kwani wanakuanga dumb wote😩, hawajui kucreate twitter accounts???
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Uzuri sisi watu wa Rao tumezoea. It's a win that will surprise us, not losing. Hiyo pande ingine ndio naonea mafans huruma 😭
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South Africa officially scraps work experience requirement for first time job seekers.
Way to go! 👏🏿👏🏿
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Your mouth supported this regime. It blocked blessings
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BBC correspondent in America sounds more prestigious than CNN reporter in Nairobi.
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Nick Ndeda is a very cool champ. A talented radio man. Daddy Owen is an easy going fella and a gifted artist. You wonder why it's the nicest peeps who undergo the nastiest breakups and separations. The world is twisted.
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If a Kinyozi gives you a bad haircut ukiwa huko Ethiopia, what do you do?
You Dis A Barber 😂🔥
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Yesterday I received a call from an old pal saying that I am withdrawn since death of my bro. By withdrawn he meant I don't hang out with people no more. He urged that I should accept God's will and live my life. Smh, truth is I don't want to associate with my old friends no more
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Khaligraph hupea mafans muziki yenye wanataka. Octopizzo naye huwapea mziki yenye ni taka taka
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Lately I'm becoming too cold and I don't think I like it lol
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Born rich girls are usually full of humility. Shida ni hawa wamenunua their first vitz or demio wakiwa 26+. Kiburi chungu nzima.
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To us Kikuyus Mama Ngina is today's equivalent of Mumbi, she who the entire community is born of. Ignoring her leadership will bring curses and untold suffering to our community.
Simama na mama.
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Him: Naskia ni kama nachomwa na mshumaa
Her: Mbona?
Him: Juu nimekaa candle yako
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Her: Babe, there's a dirty pot in the sink.
Him: So, what do you want me to do?
Her: Come and Rabbit
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If you taste the freedom that comes with self employment or freelancing you might never be employable again.
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Blaze once said begging to take someone out for a date is like begging someone to use your money. I've never seen dating same way ever since.
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Cristiano Ronaldo is so humble. He sometimes uses bodaboda as a mode of transport
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Mbona mnasema Akothe anavaa kama Rihanna lakini sauti ni ya Pius Muiru? Sio poa 😂
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