Weird infant sleep "schedule" 🤝 10 p.m. basketball games.

Alexa, play Death by a Thousand Cuts.

Caleb Lohner is the first person to ever move to Utah and turn less blonde.

If watching a hit in real time makes me sick to my stomach, it should be called as targeting.

Forgot how many bangers Ne-Yo has.

0-0 with stupid football on both sides is exactly what I wanted from this game.

Imagine spending $$$ on tickets and getting ejected before kickoff 🫠😳.

RT @Dawson_penni: Rank us.

The day after the first Baylor game, I couldn't walk due to severe pelvic pain. Didn't know if I'd make it to another game. We ended up going to every home game. #SicEm.Baylor + me 🤝 season turnarounds.

RT @MarchMadnessMBB: VJ EDGECOMBE TOOK OFF 🚀. (via @BaylorMBB) .

Party starts at 2 and we are already one belly rub in 😭.

RT @TxStormChasers: Spooky looking clouds over AT&T Stadium in Arlington. Don't worry, we never have to worry about touchdowns there.

First baby shower today. How many people will I hiss at for nonconsensual belly touches? Follow for a live tally.

How much do the Mannings get paid for this? It's too much, no matter what it is.

Officially scheduling my 8-10 p.m. nap so I can watch tonight's opener.

Thanks, Dave.

Was I on the field with them? My aches and pains say yes. #SicEm.

I'm gonna put it out there: an interception would be great rn.

Me and @carlyeEliz right now. (I'm on the left)

I need both coaching staffs to know that if this goes into OT, I will cry.