Mal
@MalS1012
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Islington by birth, Chelsea by the grace of God. Ex semi pro goalkeeper, Kickboxer now Muay Thai. Quagmire disciple. No, we didn't land on the moon.
The Hertfordshire sticks
Joined March 2022
If you told someone new to football that this squad cost 2bn they'd laugh in your face. Actually not even someone new to football. Anyone.
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Fofana is gash. And why did Sanchez dive over the ball? Our defence man 😂
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Colwill the 'best' of the lot. Awful choices.
Jaquet Acheampong Sarr Fofana Chalobah Badiashile Anselmino Tosin Disasi Colwill Hato Samuels-Smith 12 fucking centre backs
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Crayon eating competition next.
❗️ A Lego-building competition has been one of Liam Rosenior’s team-bonding ideas since he first became a head coach. A light-hearted way for his players to connect and create away from the field. [@kierangill_DM]
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Pausing play when he sees something he doesn't like. So do they actually get time to train at all then...?
Liam Rosenior is not wearing gloves in training so the players can hear his applause when he see’s something he likes. He is also hands on with pausing play if he see’s something he dislikes. (@kierangill_DM) #CFC
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Bang on.
Words cannot describe how bad this Chelsea side is. They’ve spent £2 billion and ended up with an attack of Garnacho, Pedro Neto, Joao Pedro, and Marc Guiu; Robert Sanchez in goal; and Badiashile and Chalobah in defense. Where did that money go?
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Flapped and missed for their 1st and dived over the ball for their 2nd... You can't polish a turd
Liam Rosenior: "I asked him [Robert Sanchez] for different things, it takes time to understand. Rob is a very good goalkeeper, made an outstanding save at 3-1 to keep us in the tie." [via @beINSPORTS_EN]
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93rd minute, Arsenal are 3-2 up yet still look to attack. We're behind and still passing it around in defence. Fucking jokers
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At what point are those couple of pricks pretending to be Sporting Directors going to be held accountable?
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That defence is pissing me off. And that spaz in goal. Cup Semi Final and they want to pass it around in defence like they're in the playground. Fuck this squad man
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Do we need to concede another to actually think maybe passing it out from the back isn't going to work against a good side??
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Was more pissed off about Poyet, Durie and Cundy going to that lot than I am about him
🗣️ Conor Gallagher on his Spurs move. “I'm so happy and excited to be here, taking the next step in my career at an amazing club. “I wanted to be a Spurs player and thankfully the Club felt the same. It was very easy, it happened very quickly and I'm ready to get on the pitch.
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2bn spent and our defence is complete dogshit. But at least we have an abundance of wingers...
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