Chris Mollo
@MahaloMollo
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In carpentry there's a saying: Measure twice, cut once. Oil drillers used to have a similar saying: Fuck measurements, let's rock.
Joined January 2010
"You can't judge a person by the kind if dinosaur toy they make." #LifeLessons
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Yo seriously, fuck you to the guy on the train this morning with the egg sandwich. I'm trying to sleep here bro, not be woo'd by your delicious smells. Also Julia, shut the fuck up with your cough. That was me last week, but its not anymore so shhh.
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Watching Tom Wilson's unprotected head bounce off the ice like a basketball is just... *Italian chef kissing fingers*
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She's also bitching about how her daughter commutes to Queens college, has to pay for a parking permit and isn't guaranteed a parking spot. Its fucking queens college...in Queens. Did you really expect that you are going to park with no issue?
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I'm in the post office, this lady actually just asked if a forever stamp is good forever.
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Burrito Bro, It's the subway man. At what point did you think palming a burrito and riding the subway was going to be a good idea? Who are you trying to impress?
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My favorite part of France (I think) winning the soccer game is now everyone can stop pretending that they like soccer and also everyone can go back to not giving a fuck about soccer.
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Just saw a girl with a 3"x6" VEGAN tattoo on her collar bone. I've made some dumb decisions, looking at you Islanders hockey stick putter, but ooooh boy what a horrible life choice.
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#Isles have enacted the scorched Earth policy on #JohnTavares and removed any reference of him in the practice facility as of 9:30pm on 7/1. Window clings, player sign board, and take-a-photo signage all removed.
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I hope Tavares never wins a cup and is miserable for the rest of his career
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Much sooner; as in soon enough so that the club you were so devoted to could make a move to compensate for your loss? Just wondering, pal.
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Dear John Tavares: Thanks for being so available under difficult interviewing situations. Now one question: What took you so long to make this "Toughest Decision." Why didn't you tell @Islanders owners sooner?
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Dear John Tavares, I hope your career dies a slow and painful death. Sincerely, Me
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On this day in 2016, @91Tavares scored the game-winner in double overtime to give the @islanders their first playoff series victory in 23 years #Hockey365 #Isles
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I love it when 420BlazeIt guy gets on the reason and sits by me in the morning. This way, I have working in the city immediately instead of waiting until have to deal with the subway.
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What 'chu know about #NHLBracketChallenge 8/8 in the first round. 🏒🙌
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There's this homeless guy on the train, he keeps talking Spanish then suddenly yelling "POW". I have to imagine he's running his on Emeril inspired cooking showing for anyone listening. I also imagine the finger guns are just how he spices his food.
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She's like standing up to peak just over the seat, looking back and grilling him. Just life your life lady.
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This is morning gold. Her: is this the quiet car Him: yes Her: half heartedly points towards Mitch Him: leaves to go do his job
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