Kam 💕
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Whenever I make my nephew a bottle, I enter the room like a bottle girl and my sister finally recorded it.
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He took the clothes off his back and put it on this child and you’re calling him a mini crackhead? He is a father.
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“A PUCHA PICHA ON MA MEERA”
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WhatsApp aunties: “A water company in Africa doing illegalities were caught by a Christian worker. When they fired him, the man said ‘You have blood on your hands!’ Immediately the pipes burst flooding the compound with blood. Signs of the times, send this to 14 of your contacts”
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Lady Saw has always been a preacher in my eyes.
When she said “Mi too rich fi argue wid bitch” I was MINISTERED to.
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I’m drinking it. And you know what? I don’t fuckin look like this. I still look like a yam.
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“You call me a bitch but a bitch is a female dog, dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are in nature and nature is beautiful so thanks for calling me beautiful”
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I have to put this back on my TL.
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Idk but saying her hole fuck out yet your man STILL said it’s the best. There’s just no coming back.
DEAR DON’S, Friends & Pagans
IF YOU ARE READY TO ATTEND
MISS JADA ASHATI MURPHY’S FUNERAL TONIGHT.
YOU MUST COMMENT “⚰️” 100k Times
⚰️🕊️🐣
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Nobody:
A fornicating, adulterating SDA:
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If your partner complains about one thing constantly, it obviously bothers them, so just fix it.
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I think you guys have no respect for Minister Marion Hall and her walk with Christ.
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Why are their pictures being taken?
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You know, God forbid those students don’t make it, Jamaica wouldn’t do ntn enuh. Prime Minister would release a statement about being disheartened and then go Sandals go “grieve”.
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Dumping the water on me aggressively as the ✨FINALE✨
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Found wedding pictures of him while he was trying to work it out with me.
Man said he didn’t know he was getting married. Him go church and them call him up a the altar so him go😭😭😭
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Guys my little brother’s prom date cancelled on him today and the yute seh “how unfortunate, mi ago well cha cha and she ago well bored. Mi gone trim still”
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My mom pulled out this national artifact and I haven’t seen a mosquito since actually 😂
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You have big big nurse a mek $80,000jmd after taxes. I’ve seen a ward of 80male patients assigned to TWO nurses. DOS, DEUX!!! Yeah 40 man each. And yah gi dem 80 fuckin gran. And it never once occurred to unnu to increase the salary or give decent benefits.
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Jamaicans win again. Poochie name her mix breed mongrel Poochyena.
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Damn, yall spent your day arguing with AAs? About the rules of tracks? A topic they heard about yesterday when unnu grow pan it from basic school? Respect yourselves my people.
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T I C K like when oats get cold
My complexion >>>>>
Yeah.
quote this tweet with a picture of when you just KNEW your body was FIRE 🔥👀
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Jamaicans, If you see this oil in your local supermarket. Need fi pay mi school fee, so I’d appreciate the purchase.
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Good morning Jamaicans,
Do they still make Children’s Own??
Dying to read a “My Day as a Pencil”
😭😭😭😭
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I hate seeing males on here tweeting dumb shit about women and you have some likkle chickenhead gyal under it a akikiki “Woiiiee aye come go round yah play too rough” 🥴🤪
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Having flashbacks of that date when I had to change his tire cause he didn’t know how to 😭😭😭😭
Nigga said “love a girl that can do both” I was disgusted
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I am probably a third class citizen at most in Jamaica. Tourists first, the upper echelons second and then me and mi dutty foot fren dem.
@Rieka__riri
Also consider the fact that you are a full human and not a second class citizen in your own country. That is worth something let me tell you.
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The group of guys in front of me talking about anal and sucking pussy in patois not knowing I’m Jamaican. Ago randomly say Bomboclaat and shake dem up.
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I want my wedding dress to have pockets so I can put skittles in there to share with my husband when the toast them a get too long and boring.
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Americans saying her tweet is misleading because they aren’t aware that USD isn’t the only currency in the world.
Restaurant Review: Korean Bbq at Pop Up Cartel. It's $8000 per person with a minimum of 2 people dining. It was an experience and i'm happy I did it once however for $16,000 my partner and I left hungry. What you're really paying for is the experience. I rate it 4/10
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Dutty Bloodclaat Errol, come outta the man battyole and stop chat shit.
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Can’t even lie, bagga bruk man mi meet weh live a portmore. At least Spain man dem rob people and spend pan yuh.
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Saying “Bunkideedos” when he slide it in >>>>
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Are you trying to “All Hair Matters” the issue Charmaine?
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My nephew, whose hair is straight, also experienced this struggle at high school in Mandeville. So not sure it’s totally a black issue.
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The kids coming up ago change the country. Them nuh dark and fool like unnu.
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Spice sing bout pussy and sex, shenseea sing bout pussy and sex (in literally every song she has) but y’all think one is more vulgar and classless? Why? (10mks)
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Burners are not for hating. They’re for manic rants and porn. Everybody knows that.
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Seriously, no other group of people encourage you to stay in abusive relationships like church people.
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He was 7 feet tall, white and racist. Betta unnu did build one giant ackee.
As I participated in the unveiling of the official statue of the Rt. Excellent Sir Alexander Bustamante at the Hanover Parish Library, I took the opportunity to emphasize the deep legacy of Sir Alexander who is considered one of the pioneers of Independent Jamaica.
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If you find it funny that a young lady went to have sex with one male and was unaware or coaxed into having sex with multiple men, please block me right now.
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Mi see nuff man a trace pan the TL today.
Back in my day unnu use to fight it out a bus park wid T-Square like real men.
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This tweet made me realize how dumb some of you are on here. “It’s not that deep”. Duhh dummy, didn’t you play with toys too?
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Jamaica, would appreciate a little sale if you see these products in Sovereign Center (liguanea), Lee’s Food Fair (red hills) or Joong’s in Portmore. Coming to Shopper’s Fair soon.
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You cyaa tell them man yah wah fi do
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YUH WEAH.
Education & Health minister
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@thatsreallyj
No offense taken. The answer is Money. With the exchange rate, the dollar is stronger so we can fund families, businesses and real estate in our home country easier based off that alone. The desire to Make money is stronger than somebody calling me a black bitch.
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That’s why I DM married men. They tryna be low key so they won’t expose me.
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Popcaan quoting scripture just show seh as much as him troll Miss Rhona, he listens to her cause mi feel like a she preach that to him one day and it just stick with him.
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Dear Future Husband,
I never know what I want to eat. Ever.
Sincerely,
Tight pussy Future Wife.
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Wow, I’m so pretty 😍
What’s that picture that makes you say “wow, I’m so pretty!!”
👀👀
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I remember one night I was sleeping with my grandma and I woke up and saw somebody standing over her so I woke her up and she got up and it followed her out the room. Tell me why grandma threw rice outside and come back come tell me seh them did hungry. Girl mi nah come back here
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“Wah kinda crab toe writing this yah gi the teacha?”
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I dare you to unhear it
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You can literally commit any crime in Jamaica and get away with it. All you have to do is promise the police a box food. The prime minister won’t even know and the security minister is asleep somewhere.
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This can dash weh belly.
I’m sure of it,
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Yes, I’m all my nieces and nephews favorite person. Also, the tiktok has music added AND his face after the bottle
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Nah she in there a wheel and spin cause she can’t tell when last she hear it a Jamaica
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Deh tick tock deh look Jamaicanish. Like she all do chrome whine and somn. Who is this lady?
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“My dearest Keithworth, the nights have been long and lonely since you’ve gone to war.”
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Cause I wanna take your jobs
@MadammeKam
And yet y’all run and flee from y’all majority black country to white ranned countries for better life so where we go from here ?🤔
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If that young man unfolded his arms at any given moment, a done it woulda done. You can just tell.
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But if I don’t like somebody I’m not quoting their tweet. Mi deeven a see it. So there’s always that.
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My nephew wants a little sister AND a brother so my sister said “shop lock” and this little boy turns to me and said “I can’t ask you cause you don’t even have a boyfriend”.
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