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Uuh. I'm me, and that can be scary sometimes . #TeamScorpio Subscribe to my channel
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Joined October 2010
Our channel is officially a month old 💕💕💕 thank you for all the love and support #HillaryxNoria
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I never seen a group shoot major covers with members missing like where they do that at
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I would like 20 cuddles and 50 forehead kisses expeditiously.
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Situationships in your 30s is a choice.
Plenty women in their 30s are stuck in situationships, when all they really want is their own man
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I still laptop in bed. Some of us are keeping traditions alive.
Man no one even remembers laptop in bed. It was laptop in bed for years. Now it's just phone in bed. Maybe tablet. But usually phone. So much has changed.
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Reach the point where my family and close associates are concerned that I have been single for -redacted- years
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Bless up the people marketing their art, and I hope unnu get some sales. But we KNOW 110% say annuh that the man a talk bout
Nobody out here is MAKING anything to buy. All you’re doing is making it less easier for the average person to afford things online in hopes that they buy it from a local business…. WHO IS STILL GETTING IT ONLINE.
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The concept of Mocktails being the same price/more expensive than the actual liquor <<<
The BIGGEST SCAM in the restaurant industry is calling juice and ginger ale a mocktail and slapping a $23 price tag on it
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There’s an episode of SpongeBob where he starts crying because he doesn’t want to be an adult anymore and just wants his grandma to make him cookies… that’s exactly how I feel right now.
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"we never hated cooking we hated the way it was stereotypically made obligatory on us to learn household "
we eventually become our mothers and realize why their love language is hosting😭
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One thing I’ve had to unlearn is self sacrifice for its own sake No one cares or notices if I save them “the best fork” because that’s a gift I made up in my head You can fill your life with a million sacrifices no one asked you to make, or you can use your favorite fork
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every single man i’ve dated was raped by either a helper, family friend, or older relative. it’s not just happening to our girls. your first time should not have been with your mother’s best friend.
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“your boyfriend is a simp” yeah i know, that’s exactly why I meticulously hand-picked him.
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please stop being mean to people just cause u hate your life
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In honor of International Women’s Day, name your favorite quote by a woman.
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“You cannot reconcile with someone who is not honest about how they mishandled you“.
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And mek bike lick him dung, Peary? Mi nuh like dat
I successfully got @Deangelo_Yu_ outta his house again 🫡
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Niggas talking bout Panama and DR common out it cudda common likkle more a soon my time fi guh ovah dem
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Just bc a man is trying his best doesn’t mean you have to accept it
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