MachOne
@Mach_1ne
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Friends call me U, short of W which is short of words.Real lazy huh? But I am poetry, 100 percent. Anything else you wanna know you can ask me.
Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined April 2010
Arrows has been dominant this half but Siwelele is just clinical🔥🔥🔥. What a debut for the Bloem outfit.
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The ladies at my office will start adding items in their Shein carts a day or two before pay day so that they can checkout when they get paid. lol, they prioritise happiness and I love it for them 🤌🏾.
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🤣🤣🤣🤌🏾.
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Bathong Uncle T, we are trying to work @tboseZA 💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾 #AlternativeWednesdays #AlternativeSoul #MyTop10At10.
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🤣🤣🤣.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣.
🚨 Chelsea have set a £100M asking price for Nicolas Jackson. (Source: Mail)
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Trust me, you are not alone. 🤣🤣🤣.
I promised my Wife that I would have 2 drinks and be home by 10….I always get those numbers mixed up.
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When did this one bench Rodri? 🤔.
Zubimendi supposedly benched Rodri in Spain national team and y’all are telling me he won’t do better than Partey ? Next joke please
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