Al Michaels the last time he called a touchdown

When I keep getting asked about my 1-4 fantasy team

Walking back into the casino after I lost $400 on blackjack the night before (via @SNYtv) https://t.co/DrrkTPO6hO

Flew in just to watch the game!! #seakraken

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Bravo PHL @TSA. friendly and polite crew running the pre-check line. Your SYR crew can learn a few things from PHL. It starts with a hello

#dancember

For the chil'ren! #dancember

texbcl

Saw #mikewiener at @wobsyracuse

Peyton Hillis #fail

Bumblebee tuna

#shutupcollinsworth

I'm not even wearing a belt. #beltless

Truth. “@DonteStallworth: 😂😭😂 RT @jemelehill: Somewhere Ed Hochuli is throwing up West-side with some chucks on.”

"K" = the most powerful way to piss someone off while texting.

I'm feeling lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.

My ass and Charmin Ultra Soft is a better love story than Twilight.

Vitreous humour ala bovine http://t.co/odQNA7GV