BatmanAndRobert
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From Cape Breton Island, Nova Scotia. Living in Toronto. Pharmacy life. Star Trek, DW, Marvel, DC. I'm hilarious! IG: macdoug72 #Resist
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Joined September 2012
A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He lowered his altitude, spotted a woman in a boat below and shouted to her: “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I’d meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.” The woman consulted her portable GPS and
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I've never seen #StrangerThings and every time I saw this photo of Robin in a meme, I always thought it was Uma Thurman in an early role.
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It's that time of year again to watch Lethal Weapon and hear Danny Glover say the wrong name on screen. "Claire!" 😂
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Wait, you think Trump is going to PAY the contractors? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
We’re $40,000,000,000,000 in Debt. Why are we building ballrooms?
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SNL finally resolves the massive plot hole in Home Alone.
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"Fortune and glory, kid. Fortune and glory."
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He's a drug addict. "It's 1am, I thought I'd call and see if you wanted to chat." "No, tweaker, go to sleep!"
Lutnick: "The president sleeps less than me. I sleep 5 hours a night. The president sleeps 4 hours a night! And he's working all the time. He calls me late at night, he wants to talk about the day. It's the most impressive thing you've ever seen." https://t.co/RCD1PVgSbw
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"The following "Award" ceremony does not reflect the thoughts of FIFA or it's affiliates."
BREAKING: FIFA could remove Gianni Infantino as FIFA President for Giving Donald Trump a made-up “FIFA Peace Prize” on live TV.
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Trump is one person out of the current 8.26B on the planet. The real question is, what the fuck is wrong with the people that worship & support him?
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Happy birthday to Colin Mochrie, born on this day in 1957! One of Canada's best improvisational comedians, he rose to fame on Whose Line Is It Anyway?. A former cast member of This Hour Has 22 Minutes, he has won five Canadian Comedy Awards and a Gemini.
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BREAKING: Trump says Putin was Biden's little b**ch and just did what he was told. 🤣
Trump blames Biden for Russia’s invasion of Ukraine: “Biden actually pushed for that war to happen. If you can believe it, nobody can believe it.” (2025)
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