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Matthew Keeling

@M_Keeling

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I co-host @friedfriespod and @TVFTHarbourPod. I write things for a living, it’s the only thing I know how to do. I’ve got three sausage dogs. Hello.

Sunderland, England
Joined February 2009
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Matthew Keeling
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Parrott coming on for Spurs.
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Parrott coming on for Spurs.
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⬇️.
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There's a new fanzone launching in the city centre in time for the 16th.
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Four months of little Kimchi. Rescuing these little guys has been amazing. It fills me with joy in a world where very little does.
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Matthew Keeling
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Beyond parody.
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Tyne and Wear Metro
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Due to a failed train at Heworth we have trains held at a temporary stand between Gateshead Stadium and Hebburn/South Hylton. The driver is currently working on resolving the issue and we will update with more information shortly. We apologise for the inconvenience. ^SF.
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Improving your Wednesday with baby Frank
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RT @M_Keeling: Big fan of the idea of the Olympics just being like jury duty. A letter drops on through your door 6 weeks before the Olym….
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RT @dpsalmon: Just to be clear, Morecambe FC isn’t dead yet. The Ltd company is still trading, and we’re still a member, albeit currently s….
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RT @irishloubega: sweet caroline was already one of the worst songs ever, but people adding that unnecessary "so good! so good!" really cem….
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I’m really hungover so I’m just having loads of toast and it is brilliant.
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Matthew Keeling
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From a kill shelter and the streets of South Korea to watching Wallace and Gromit on a Saturday morning after a stroll along the beach. Everyone should rescue a dog. Probably two. She is amazing.
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Matthew Keeling
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One year of Pickle. Just absolutely love her
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Matthew Keeling
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Had this beautiful soul for a whole year come Saturday. The most lovable and gentle dog you could meet. And the greediest. We gave her a fresh start, but I owe her a lot of thanks too - she’s helped this year more than she will know. Or care. She’s having some tinned fish atm.
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First time in the pub for me. Exciting.
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RT @CWeatherspoon_: Sunderland have spent over £100million this summer, with more expected before their season opener on August 16. They ar….
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Sunderland have been the seventh highest spenders in the Premier League this summer. And yet, it might just be necessary
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Matthew Keeling
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One correct answer. And it’s this.
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@WiseMenSayPod
Wise Men Say Podcast
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𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗙𝗔𝗩𝗢𝗨𝗥𝗜𝗧𝗘 𝗔𝗪𝗔𝗬 𝗞𝗜𝗧𝗦. 𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗥!. The WMS team vote on their most treasured #SAFC away kits through the years. There's also a companion pod on our Patreon if you fancy. LISTEN (£): READ:
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Matthew Keeling
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Hers isn’t as good as my tinned fish though
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Matthew Keeling
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Had this beautiful soul for a whole year come Saturday. The most lovable and gentle dog you could meet. And the greediest. We gave her a fresh start, but I owe her a lot of thanks too - she’s helped this year more than she will know. Or care. She’s having some tinned fish atm.
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This place that is rated 1.3 on google is terrible! . Yes, yes it will be.
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Matthew Keeling
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Favourite thing at the moment is watching food reviewers go to obviously appalling restaurants and then being surprised that they’re shit.
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Matthew Keeling
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Howling. Just ruled out. Start of service dismissed out of hand.
@My_Metro
Tyne and Wear Metro
10 days
Services between Airport & Kingston Park won't resume for start of service tomorrow, due to ongoing repair works. A replacement bus service will operate, with the first service departing Airport at 0538. Buses will run every 30mins from 0530-0700 then every 12mins from 7am.
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